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Matt awoke to the door opening in next room over. He looked at the clock.
Matt: 6:00 a.m.! I could be sleeping for another two hours.
Tails: Sonic! Look out! Oops!
Sonic: Whoa! Dude! You got it in my eye!
Tails: I'm sorry! It just kind of came out! You didn't move your head away before I could point it away from you!
Matt listened in horror.
Sonic: I've gotta clean this up, dude!
Tails: I'll take you to the bathroom.
Matt opened his door to see.
Matt: WHAT THE FUCK?
Matt saw a huge glob of white liquid on Sonic's eyes.
Matt: That is fucking sick!
Sonic: This, oh NO! It's not that! It's glue! Me and Tails were making a poster for his room!
Tails, holding a busted bottle of glue: See.
Matt: Ok, I gotta tell Mewtwo.
Matt then knocked on Mewtwo's door.
Matt: Dude, I'm coming in.
Matt walked into the room, to see Mewtwo masturbating. Matt put his hands over his eyes.
Matt: Dude! Put that away! Were you getting off to that?
Mewtwo, shoving his cock back into the slit it stays in: No! I was thinking, ... man, this is hard to fit back in when it's erect,... of Mooreluv2006's mind. She was rubbing her cunt!
Matt: That's sweet! I'm going back to bed!
Mewtwo: Ok.
Matt then went back to bed, and slept till lunch.
Matt, coming down the stairs: Hey everyone! What's,... Who the fuck is he, and why is he in my spot?
Bowser Jr.: I'm the next in line for the Koopa Kingdom! You will treat me with respect!
Matt: Come on! I can take you!
B. Jr.: That's it!
Bowser Jr. charged at him. Matt held him back easily with that hand on the head holding back thing.
B. Jr.: I'll kill you!
Matt: Whatever shorty!
B. Jr., crying: I just haven't hit my growth spurt yet! Wahhhhhhhhh!
B. Jr. ran up to his room.
Mooreluv2006: Did you really have to make him cry?
Matt, watching tv: Yes, yes I did.
Matt watched tv until Popo and Nana came down to talk to him.
Ice Climbers: We are wondering, which bathroom do we use?
Matt: That simple you use the,... uh,... just a sec.
Matt, yelling: HEY EVERYONE! DO YOU CARE IF POPO AND NANA USE WHATEVER BATHROOM THEY WANT?
Smashers: SURE! THERE CONNECTED AT THE COCK AND CUNT! WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING THAT THEIR NOT FAMILIAR WITH!
Matt: Use whatever one you want!
Ice Climbers: Uh, ok.
The then ran to the bathroom.
Matt: Another crisis averted! They day is saved!
Matt then watched tv till bedtime, then fell asleep.
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