Disclaimer: I don't own anything inn this fanfic, so fuck off lawyers!
Matt awoke to his alarm clock.
Matt: Finally! I wake up normally!
Matt then walked over to Mario's door, which had the mushroom kingdom symbol on it.
Matt, knocking: Wake up, you fat Italian basterd!
Mario: I'm-a up!
Matt and Mario then went down to grab breakfast.
Matt: Man, we need more chicks here!
Suddenly, Master Hand ran through the wall.
Master Hand: OH YEAH!
Matt: For the last fucking time, YOU ARE NOT THE KOOL-AID GUY!
Master Hand: I've got good news! There's another bus coming today!
Matt: Why?
Master Hand: I accidently told them the Smash tournament in the Antarctic region.
Matt: I fucking hate you doucebag!
Master Hand, disappearing: They'll be here at noon!
Matt: Great! I have to fight more people for my spot!
Dr. Nick, crashing through a window: HI EVERYBODY!
Matt: DR. NICK! GO FUCKING HOME! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY POWERS!
Dr. Nick then ran away. Matt sat down in his spot and watched tv.
An hour later,...
Mooreluv2006: Your room, NOW!
Matt, looking away from the tv: I like where this is going...
Mooreluv2006, rolling her eyes: Not like that! You sick pervert!
Matt: Fine!
Matt and Mooreluv2006 went up to his room. Matt laid down on his bed.
Mooreluv2006, sarcastically: Nice.
She pointed to a naked picture of Zelda rubbing her pubic hair.
Matt: What? I was a birthday present!
Mooreluv2006: Your birthday's October 12th!
Matt: ..., I regret nothing.
Mooreluv2006, looking away from the poster: Anyway, Bowser Jr. Won't come out of his room!
Matt: So.
Mooreluv2006: It's all your fault!
Matt: Fine, let's call his dad and get him here!
Mooreluv2006: Here use my cell.
Matt then dialed Bowser's number, waited for a few rings, then got the machine.
Bowser's Machine: Hey, you reached Bowser, I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably raping Princess Peach right now! Fuck Yeah! Beep!
Matt, hanging up: He's not there.
Suddenly, Matt heard the bus pull up outside.
Matt: MY SPOT!
Matt ran downstairs to his place on the couch. Just then the people got off the bus.
Link: HEY EVERYBODY! THE PAR-TAY HAS ARRIVED!
Jigglypuff: Stop! In the name of love! (Did I mention, Jigglypuff talks in song lyrics.)
Megaman: Yeah, we already have a Link.
WW. Link: Argh! He be an imposter!
Link: Aren't you like a decedent of me, or something?
WW. Link: Argh! That be right!
Ganondorf: Oh fuck, eh! 'Er are two of you, eh! (Canadian, DUH!)
WW. Link: Ganondorf! Argh! Me mortal enemy!
Ganondorf: What are you talking aboot, eh? I only fought you in one game, eh!
Link: YOU GOT SERVED!
Peach: Oh boys, don't fight over me.
Link: We're not fighting over you!
WW. Link: Argh! If anything, we're fighting over Zelda! Me hartys!
Peach: Slave girl! Come in with my things!
Daisy, carrying Peach's stuff: I told you! I'm a princess, too!
Peach: Ah huh. Whatever you say.
Daisy: I fucking hate you, bitch!
Samus: I'm here!
Nobody moved.
Samus: What, no hugs?
Mooreluv2006, whispering to Matt: You want to go at the same time and see who it leans too?
Matt, whispering: Probably the best plan.
Matt and Mooreluv2006 went up to Mooreluv2006. Samus grabbed and hugged Mooreluv2006. Matt shook it's hand.
Matt, whispering to Mooreluv2006: Defiantly a dude!
Mooreluv2006: Yeah, your right.
A giant monkey then ran in the room. Mooreluv2006 screamed.
DK: Don't be frightened, my ducky! I'm am actually quite civilized. Chip-chip Cherry-ho and what not! (British accent)
Everybody stared a DK.
DK: Uh, I mean, Eeek?
Dr. Mario: I SAY! What a fine specimen of Giganteus Apeous!
Everybody laughed.
Matt: Giganteus Anus!
Dr. Mario: That is very immature!
DK: I agree, old chap!
Mario, waking up from a nap: PEACH! Your-a here, with Dr. Mario?
Peach: I thought I told you, I'm breaking up with you. He's got everything you got, except he's a doctor!
Dr. Mario: Look's like my superior intelligence triumphs again!
Mario: Wahh-a!
Matt: Hey Peach! Want have some fun?
Peach: What about Dr. Mario?
Matt: Look! DK's shitting!
Dr. Mario: Astounding!
Matt then took Peach up to his room.
Peach, looking at the poster: You naughty boy!
Matt: Less talky, more humpy!
Peach then took off her dress and climbed on the bed.
Peach: You ready?
Matt, already humping: I started 2 minutes ago.
Meanwhile,...
Tails: So, Sonic, I have to tell you something important-ish.
Sonic: What, dude?
Tails: Sonic, I'm...
Peach: OH MATT HARDER, HARDER!
Mario: What-a...
Dr. Mario: The fuck?
Peach: Oh MATT! OH FUCK YES!
The bed suddenly broke through the floor, falling in the middle of the crowd.
Smashers, starring: ...
Mewtwo closed his eyes and ran to his room before the tears started to fall.
Matt, still humping: Ok, ...this is exactly what it looks like.
Bowser Jr.: What are they doing?
Three hand's immediately covered his eyes.
Matt, still humping: Could you guys, UH, put this back in my room?
DK: Fine, I'll do it. Chim-Chim Charoo!
DK then grabbed the room with his great monkey strength and melded it back using his eye lasers.
Peach: OH, OH OH! I'M THERE! Oh, that was good. You done yet?
Matt: Almost, OH YEAH, finished my, RIGHT THERE, third round. FUCK YEAH. Done!
Peach cuddled up against Matt.
Peach: Good night, my well hung hero.
Matt: Whatever fucking bitch.
Peach snuggled up closer to Matt and fell asleep.
Matt: That was a fun day.
Matt then fell asleep.
Nothing much to say, but REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! I like pie! Meeps! By the way, PAT, YOUR A FUCKING LIAR, YOU FAT BASTERD!