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Matt awoke to the groans next room over.
Matt: Oh god no.
He then realized that they were coming from the door.
Matt, opening the door: Dude! Are you ok?
There laid Pikachu, red eyes, beaten up, and crawling.
Pikachu: Pika,...pi,...ka,...chu.
Matt, putting on a PokeTranslator: Here you go.
Pikachu: My,...cocks,...fucking,...on,...fire.
Matt: Uh,... see Jigglypuff about that.
Matt then went back to bed.
Pika Cam,...
Jigglypuff: Honky Tonk Badankadonk?
Pikachu: Fuck yeah!
Jigglypuff: I JUST WANT TO FUCK YOU! (I've got a song that says that!)
Pikachu then took his cock out from the slit it stays in a humped Jigglypuff into submission on her pink beanbag bed.
Jigglypuff: Jig, Jig, Jiggly, JIGGLYPUFF!
A huge wave of cum shot out of Jigglypuff's vagina, slamming Pikachu against her pink wall.
Pikachu, smoking a cigarette: That was some good fucking sex.
Jigglypuff: I think I love you, but how am I gonna say it?
Pikachu: How about more sex?
Jigglypuff: Check Yes or NO! (That's all I could think of.)
Pikachu: FUCK YES!
Pikachu then got back on top of Jigglypuff, humping like the little rat he is.
Meanwhile,...
Matt: How can I have six rooms across from me?
Back at the Pika Cam,...
Pikachu, humping: I,...UH,... think... GOD YES, that we should,... FUCK YEAH, go downstairs and sign me in. PIKACHU!
Pikachu the accidently shot a thunder attack out of his cock, electrifying Jigglypuff's pussy.
Pikachu: Sorry!
Jigglypuff: It hurts so good! Come on baby, It hurts so good!
Pikachu: Fine, I'll do a few more shocks, but I've really got to sign in.
Jigglypuff: That's the way, uh-hu uh-hu, I like it, uh-hu uh-hu!
Meanwhile,...
Matt: So, Zelda, want to have a three-way?
Zelda: Like, fuck yeah!
Matt then slid over to Peach.
Matt: Hey Peach! I just...
Peach: I'm not having a tree-some!
Matt: Technically, it's a four-some.
Peach: Really? You must have worked your ass off.
Matt: Yeah, let's go with that.
Peach: Who's the other two chicks?
Matt: Zelda and,...
Peach: You don't have a fourth person?
Matt: No.
Suddenly the door broke down.
Kagome: I'm here!
Matt: What a coincidental coincidence! (Yay! Redundancy!)
Kagome: With Inuyasha!
Matt: Fucking god damn it!
Inuyasha: FUCK! What are you doing here? And since when are you human?
Matt, holding a bone: Doggie want a bone?
Inuyasha, on all fours: Yes, yes!
Matt, throwing the bone out the window: Go get it!
Inuyasha chased after the bone. Matt walked up to Kagome.
Matt, cheesy french accent: 'Ello Masami. You want to make sweet love by le fire.
Kagome: Let's see, there are six other women in the house, and your trying to romance me. How many other chicks will there be?
Matt, ditching the fake accent: 4.
Kagome: 2.
Matt: 3, and that's final.
Kagome,... deal, but I get to be one of the two chicks that stay in bed with you.
Matt: Deal.
Matt and Kagome then shook hands, then Matt squeaked her boobs because that is fun.
Kagome, covering her tits: Not in front of the dog!
Matt, restraining himself: What ever you say, mam.
Back at the table behind Matt,...
Kirby: What de fuck? That cracker gets all the chicks! (Note: I'm white, so It's ok if I say cracker. The trade off is that I can't say "BEEP!" See, it's censored out.)
Mewtwo, stroking Kirby's back: Who needs chicks?
Kirby: What the fucking hell, Mo fo?
Mewtwo: I mean,... with porn on the internet and all.
Kirby: Whew, I thought you was a fucking queer!
Mewtwo, remembering Kirby's back: Huggably, rapeably, soft.
Kirby: What mo fo?
Mewtwo, sighing: Nothing.
Suddenly, Pikachu came down the stair with a huge erection.
Pichu: Oh god, put that thing away!
Pikachu, looking down: Ah shit! Sorry!
Pikachu shoved his cock back into it's holding slit.
Tails and Mewtwo: Ah man.
Everyone looked at the two.
Tails and Mewtwo: Uh, we mean, uh,... FOOTBALL!
Pichu: So, Pikachu, how'd you get here?
Pikachu: Well, my trainer, Ash, was fucking a prostitute, because he has mother issues, THAT SOMEONE HERE CAUSED!
Everyone starred at Matt.
Matt: What? Just because I'm the only one here who can travel through universes at will, it's automatically me who had sex with Ash's mom!
Everyone: YES!
Matt,... I regret nothing.
Pikachu: Anyway, I got bored of waiting, so I light up a joint. I got sooo fucking high I forgot where I was, I wondered off, and stumbled into here. I then made hot sex with Jigglypuff.
Matt: Go on,...
Stacey then appeared out of thin air.
Stacey, slapping him: Pervert!
Stacey then disapeered.
Matt: That doesn't even make fucking sense!
Mooreluv2006, holding the remote: Here Pikachu, you get the tv since you're the new guy.
Matt, crying: NOOOOOOO! MY PRECESS!
Peach: Tv's more important to you then me!
Matt: Frankly, yes.
Peach: Your lucky your well hung!
Pikachu: What's tv?
Link: It's kind of like radio, except with pictures.
Pikachu: I know the radio! Ash used to leave it on when he left so I felt like someone was home.
WW. Link suddenly fell down and vomited all over the floor.
Jigglypuff: OH, MY, GOD!
Wind Waker Link: Argh! Me no fell good, me hartys!
Matt: Pichu, get something to clean that up.
Pichu: Ah shit.
Wind Waker Link: Argh! Could you be getting me some Chinese with that?
Pichu,... Ok.
Pichu then grabbed some towels and a bucket of Chinese food
Pichu: Here you go.
Dr. Mario: Put him in my room. I'll have a look at him.
Wind Waker Link: Argh! I ain't be one those butt pirates! My poopdeck will be a virgin till the day I die!
Dr. Mario: For god's shake! I'm a fucking doctor!
Matt: Aren't you a doctor in Jumpology? Not medicine. You just have all those pills because you're a drug dealer on the side, right?
Dr. Mario: Shush! He doesn't have to know that!
DK: Whatever, good chap! I just finished my afternoon tea, so I'll take him. Chim, chim, CHAROO!
DK then grabbed WW. Link and laid him down on the spare bed in Dr. Mario's room.
Dr. Mario, slamming the door: NO VISITORS!
The Smashers then waited patiently.
4 hours later,...
Peach: MATT! Stop using those time cards! It's only been fucking 15 minutes!
Dr. Mario: I have some bad news,...
Zelda: WHAT?
Dr. Mario, holding Mewtwo's hands: I'm not sure how to say this, but, ... CONGRATULATIONS! You're a father!
Mewtwo: WHAT THE FUCK?
Matt, whispering to Peach: He's taking that pretty well. I shot myself in the head when I found that out.
Mewtwo: How the fuck could that happen? I've never done it with him!
Matt: You mean with any man.
Mewtwo: Yeah, let's go with that.
Dr. Mario: Well it's very simple.
Dr. Mario pulled out a chart.
Dr. Mario: You see, when Mewtwo raped Wind Waker Link in the eye, his sperm went into Wind Waker Link's brain. His sperm then made friends with Wind Waker Link's brain cells and learned from them. They eventually worked there way through all of Wind Waker Link's vital organs, eventually gathering enough different cells to create an organism. It currently resides in his stomach, he'll need surgery to take it out.
Zelda: Whatever it takes!
Dr. Mario: I thought you'd say that, so I did the operation already.
Mew: MEW!
Matt: Mew! My old friend!
Matt and Mew did an incredibly cool handshake, that I won't tell you because you would just copy it in a feeble attempt to increase your own awesomeness.
Mooreluv2006, whispering to Zelda: How the fuck did that happen?
Zelda: I have, like, no fucking idea.
Matt: Well Mew, go fuck Mooreluv20061 I've got a four-some to get too!
Matt then grabbed Peach, Zelda, and Kagome. Mew ripped off Mooreluv2006's skirt and shoved his penis up his cunt. Matt went into his room.
Peach: How come it's always in your room?
Matt: Because, I have a desire to cum on things that are pink until they turn white.
Zelda: Ok, where did you get a naked picture of me?
Matt: Uh,... internet?
Zelda, removing her dress: Good awnser.
Kagome, taking off her clothes: That pictures making me hot.
Peach: Come on! We've started without you!
Matt, humping: Kagome, OH Yeah, you get on top of me! FUCK YES! And Zelda, you finger her slit!
Zelda and Kagome, playful tone: Yes sir.
6 hours of extremely hot sex later,...
Matt, cumming all over Kagome: Drink it bitch!
Kagome, blindfolded and drinking it: I'm sorry, gulp, daddy!
Whoops, sorry, didn't skip enough hours.
6 more hours of EXTREMELY hot sex,...
Matt was laying naked in his bed, Peach cuddling up on his right side, and Kagome on his left. Zelda had fallen asleep while 69-ing it with Matt.
Kagome: I thought you said she was going to leave.
Matt, with Zelda's pussy in his face: I'm sorry, she fell asleep while we were 69-ing it, what am I supposed to do. It would be rude to wake her.
Kagome: Yeah right! You just like the fact that your cock is n her mouth.
Matt: So? Just rub your boobs up against me and go to sleep.
Kagome, snuggling up to Matt: Fine.
Suddenly, faint scratches were heard.
Kagome, eyes wide: FUCK! Did we remember to let Inuyasha back in?
Matt: Yes, yes we did. Now lick Zelda's cum off my face, she dreamed about the accident I had in her mouth.
Kagome, licking it off: Ok, but this is the last time.
Matt and Kagome soon fell asleep.
Meanwhile,...
Inuyasha, scratching at the door and whimpering: I want to go inside. Matt better not be hitting on my girl!
That's right, I went there, twice! But seriously , REVIEW! and tell me if I went too far, so I can laugh at you for bieng pussys! REVIEW! Hahaha! I like pie! Meeps!