Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off Good Version of me!
Matt awoke to Zelda cumming all over his face.
Matt: Kagome.
Kagome, licking it off: Your cum always taste best fresh squeezed.
Matt: Actually, that's Zelda's.
Sokka, appearing out of thin air: It's the quenchiest!
Sokka then disapeered.
Matt: What the fuck was that?
Kagome: I don't know.
Kagome then felt her head.
Kagome: Damn, I need my morning fix.
Kagome then went under the covers to get her fresh squeezed "morning fix".
30 minutes later,...
Matt: Kagome, I think you've had enough.
Kagome, kind of chubby with a white stain around her mouth: I'll tell you when I've had enough!
Matt: Ok, but I have to put my pants on soon.
Megaman: Please! It's digesting watching him sit there on the couch while you do that!
Kagome, taking her mouth off his cock: FINE!
Master Hand, busting through the window: Time for today's matches!
Matt then got in line for matches.
Master Hand: and Matt, you'll get Jigglypuff.
Matt: FUCK YES!
Inuyasha: Hey! I want to fight Matt!
Master Hand: Ok, then Jigglypuff will be up against Pile-O-Bricks
Inuyasha: FUCK YEAH!
Matt: Man, I was hoping for a challenging fight.
Inuyasha: I'm challenging! I know over 1000 testicle-based attacks!
Matt: Did you copy that from a Dragon Balls Christmas Special?
Inuyasha: Uh,...no?
Matt: Whatever.
Matt and Inuyasha were teleported to Inuyasha Fields, a McDonalds in Russia.
Inuyasha: Why the hell is this my arena?
Matt: Because you engaged in pre-material sex, without a condom!
Inuyasha: You do that all the time!
Matt: Exactly, because condoms are for pussys!
Inuyasha: That didn't even...
Adam Sesler: It's a beautiful day here at,... Inuyasha Fields?
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: That explains it!
Matt: Do you hear anything when that lemon talks?
Inuyasha: No, and I've got good hearing.
Adam Sesler: 3...2...1... BEGIN!
Inuyasha, taking out his tesaiga: Time to die!
Matt, pointing behind Inuyasha: Is that Kagome bending over in a really short skirt?
Inuyasha: WHERE?
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: He's wasn't serious, you fucking pervert!
Inuyasha: He wasn't?
Matt then slammed his katana into the back of Inuyasha's skull, knocking him out. He then spent 2 minutes pushing him off the side of the field.
Matt: I win! Fuck yeah!
Matt was the teleported back to... What the fuck?
Matt: Where the fuck am... SHIT!
Matt noticed the giant letters that said "You have the chance to unlock, (Insert Character's name here)
Matt: Fuck! Random selection match!
Matt then found himself on Final Destination.
Matt: Who's the retard I'm fighting... SWEET!
Aang: Hi, I'm the Avatar.
Matt, pointing behind Aang: Is that Katara in a bikini?
Katara: Yeah! So what?
Matt then slammed his foot on the ground, causing a rock to fly up underneath Aang and Katara, knocking them out of the arena.
Matt: Sweet! I win, again! I get to do Katara! I get to do Katara!
Matt was then transported back to th Middle of Fucking Nowhere.
Matt: Hey everyone! I unlocked two charecters1
Smashers, worried: HOW MANY DO WE HAVE NOW?
Matt, sensing the urgency: Uh, let's see, there's me, Mario, Megaman, Mooreluv2006, WW. Link, Ganondorf, Link, Zelda, Sonic, Tails, Samus, Mewtwo, Mew, Peach, Daisy, Dr. Mario, DK, Kirby, Kagome, Inuyasha, Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff, Aang, and Katara. Whew, exactly 25, we're safe.
Mooreluv2006: You forgot Popo and Nana.
Matt: God damn it Mooreluv!
The upgraded house fell on top of all of the Smashers.
Master Hand: Where the fuck are the Smashers?
Master Hand the noticed the lumps in the floor.
Master Hand: Ah, shit.
Master Hand then snapped his fingers, making all the Smashers appear on the floor in front of him.
Matt: So, what's different about this one?
Master Hand: Uh, there are more rooms, each room is bigger, the tv's bigger, there's a game room and a library, the bathrooms are replaced with locker rooms, and the kitchens kind of bigger.
Matt: GOD DAMN IT! HOW MANY MORE UPGRADES BEFORE WE GET THAT MANSION THAT'S TALKED ABOUT IN ALMOST EVERY OTHER SUPER SMASH BROS.,...
Peach: PERSON!
Matt: PERSON FIC?
Master Hand: There's only been six reviews. That's not enough to get the mansion!
Matt: GOD DAMN IT! The people who read this story and don't review are fucking doucebags!
Master Hand, disappearing: Yeah, pretty much.
Matt then went to bed.
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