Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off Good Version of Me!
Matt awoke to hammering next door.
Matt, drowsy: What the fuck is the homo doing?
Matt then walked over to Tails's,... that right?... Whatever.
Matt, knocking on the door: What the fuck are you doing in there? Masturbating to Calvin Kline ads?
Matt laughed at his own joke.
Tails, sobbing: Sonic won't love me... what's the point of living.
Matt: I better cheer him up.
Matt, walking in: Hey Tails, want to..., shit what do gay guys like? ...uh, read Yu-gi-oh fics?(It's no man's land there.)
Matt then saw Tails on a stool with a rope around his neck, tied to the ceiling.
Matt: WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?
Tails, jumping: I LOVE YOU SONIC!
Matt, looking away: God damn it, maybe I can get his room.
Tails: Ow.
Matt looked to see Tails sitting on the floor rubbing his ass.
Matt: Were you trying to pleasure yourself?
Tails: No, suicide.
Matt: You did remember not to make the rope as long as the room is tall, right?
Tails, slapping forehead: MOTHER FUCKING DAMN IT!
Matt: Want to grab some breakfast before attempt number 2?
Tails, rubbing his ass: Yeah, but I think some things in my ass.
Matt: I'm not looking up there.
Suddenly Dr. Nick appeared out of Tails's ass.
Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Matt: LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE! WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE!
Suddenly Katara busted through the door.
Katara: GET THAT FREAK! HE STOLE MY PANTIES!
Aang: and I wasn't done sniffing them yet!
Everyone looked at the young avatar.
Aang: Uh,... I mean pervert.
Dr. Nick then ran up Katara's pussy.
Katara: AHHHHH!
Matt and Aang: I'll get him!
Katara, slapping them both: PERVERTS!
Katara then reached her hand up her vagina. Matt, Aang, and Tails all had their cocks out masturbating to what was going on, except Tails, his eyes closed, thinking of Sonic in his ass.
Katara, taking her dripping hand out of her cunt: He's gone. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU...oh my.
Katara's eyes where focused on Matt's cock.
Aang, noticing that: Don't fall for it! It's just a trick created by his testicles to seduce you!
Katara, shaking her head: Right... let's go get breakfast, I'm hungry for some meat.
Matt and Aang's eyes light up.
Katara, noticing it: Not like that.
Matt and Aang: Fuck!
At the breakfast table,...
Samus: Im gonna go take a shower.
Mooreluv2006: That's a good idea, I'll take one too.
Pikachu: Jigglypuff, up for another round?
Jigglypuff, pointing to Mooreluv2006: ...
Pikachu: Sucks being only able to talk in song lyrics, doesn't it?
Jigglypuff nodded her head.
Pikachu: Whatever, go take your shower, I'll dirty you up afterwards.
Matt: What is it with chicks an taking showers together?
Aang: I have no idea, but at least Katara's not crazy like that.
Katara: I do feel dirty after feeling myself up this morning.
Aang: FUCK!
Peach: Just to piss Matt off, I'll take one, too! Come slave girl! I need my pussy scrubbed!
Daisy: I told you! I'm a princess! Not a slave girl!
Peach: Uh-hu, sure you are.
Daisy: Fucking cunt!
Peach: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Daisy: Nothing Master! Hey, wait...
Peach: Too late! You already said it!
Daisy: God damn it!
Zelda: ALL THOSE CHICKS! I have to take one, too!
Katara: Ok,.. you want to come Kagome?
Kagome: Ok.
Nana: I want to join in!
Popo: FUCK YEAH!
Nana: You have to wear a blindfold! If you get an erection, I lose my virginity!
Popo: NO FAIR! I've had pubes longer then you, and I've had less sex!
Nana: I can only have it up the ass! You want that?
Popo: Fuck no!
Nana: Then you'll die a virgin!
Popo: I fucking hate my life!
Matt: His life sucks!
Sokka: Yeah, it does.
Matt: HOLY SHIT! SOKKA! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
Sokka: I came here when I found out that Aang and Katara were here. I'm gonna be taking the room in between them, to make sure my sister stays a virgin!
Matt and Aang gulped noticing the very sharp boomerang he was holding.
Matt, whispering to Aang: We're screwed.
Aang: Yeah, pretty much.
Matt: Well, since fucking Katara is out of the picture, I'll go take a shower while Samus has the hot water running.
Aang: Three guys in one locker room shower is kind of gay, I'll wait till one of you is done.
Matt: Ok.
Matt then walked away, peverted smile on his face.
Sokka: WHAT THE FUCK DID THE NARRATOR JUST SAY?
Matt, The Narrator: Uh,... Pokemon?
Sokka: Oh, ok.
Matt then walked into the Men's locker room shower.
Matt: What the fuck? Where's Samus? Oh well.
Matt turned on the water, nothing came out.
Matt: Right, middle of the desert, limited amount of water.
Matt then put his ear up against the wall.
Matt: All the water's in the Girls Locker Room.
Matt then got a thought.
Matt: I wonder...
Meanwhile,...
The chicks were finished undressing. They walked in the already running showers, under which was a naked blonde haired chick.
Kagome: Hey you! This shower is for Smashers only! You have to leave!
Popo: Who? I wanna see!
Nana: NO! You get an erection I lose my virginity!
Popo: You had sex with Ryan C-crest last night!
Nana: Yeah, but that was my ass virginity! He would only do me there for some reason. (That was today's cheap shot a Ryan C-crest.)
Naked Blonde Chick: What are you talking about? I am a Smasher.
Mooreluv2006: Really? When did you get here?
Naked Blonde Chick: A couple chapters ago. I'm Samus.
Smasher Chicks: SAMUS IS A GIRL!
Matt: FUCK YEAH!...Ah shit.
Matt looked around to see the angry glances of all the naked Smasher chicks.
Matt: I guess that means no wild lesbian orgy with me at the top?
Smasher Chicks: FUCK NO!
Matt: Shit. I didn't want to have to fight naked chicks, but...
He reached for his katana, but felt nothing.
Matt: Right, naked, no weapons. See ya!
Matt ran out the door with the hoard of naked chicks chasing after him.
Matt, running: I had a dream like this once, but I doubt the ending will be the same.
Matt ran through the kitchen.
Sokka: Dude! Put some fucking clothes on! Where's my sister?
Matt: About 10 feet behind me.
Aang and Sokka looked to see the crowd of naked chicks.
Sokka: Nice! Wait, EEEEWWWW! THAT"S MY SISTERS PUSSY!
Aang: AWESOME! I mean, uh, how dare she run around in public like that!
Sokka: Cut the shit, I see the boner!
Aang: Damn it!
Matt then kept running until all the chicks passed out in exhaustion on the floor.
Matt: Ok! Take your pick!
Sokka: I get Katara!
Smasher Dudes: THAT'S SICK!
Sokka: So, she won't lose her virginity like this!
Katara, whispering to Sokka: Give me to Matt, you fucking gay faggot!
Sokka: Uh, Matt, you have her!
Matt: Fuck Yeah!
Pikachu: I call Jigglypuff!
Inuyasha: Kagome!
Megaman: SAMUS!
Popo: NANA!
Smasher Dudes: So she won't lose her virginity?
Popo: No! She's had a huge rack that I haven't been able look since she hit puberty so she didn't lose her precess virginity! I need sex! NOW!
Sonic: AMY!
Matt: When she get here?
Sonic, picking up Amy's naked body: About around breakfast.
Matt: Ok.
Aang: Mooreluv2006!
Everyone looked at him.
Everyone: Ooookkkkk.
Aang: Whatever, Matt took my girl!
Dr. Mario: Peach!
Mario: Peach! Damn it! Uh,... Daisy!
Yoshi: Birdo!
Matt: Ok! When did Birdo get here?
Sonic: What did you think Amy rode here on?
Matt: God damn it! I'm normally the one that doesn't make any fucking sense!
DK: I say! It is not proper to treat a lady in such a manner!
Matt: Your gonna masturbate to porn aren't you?
DK: ...we call it wanking.
Tails: Uh,... whoever's left.
Matt: Sorry, there are no guys in the pile!
Everyone laughed, except Sonic.
Sonic, yelling: Dudes! He's not fucking gay! Leave him alone!
Matt: You want the last one Mew?
Mewtwo: I want it!
Mew: MEW!
Matt: Why did no one give him a collar?
Pikachu: He said it looked gay.
Matt: That's my Mew!
Matt and Mew then did an incredibly cool handshake that I won't describe because you would probably use it to increase your own awesomeness.
Mew then grabed a blow-up doll.
When all the guys had either a chick or a doll they all went to bed. (I'm only gonna describe Matt, I getting kind of tired of writing.)
Matt put Katara's naked body on his bed.
Matt, examining her perfect body: Man, maybe I shouldn't do this.
Matt then burst out laughing.
Matt: Yeah right!
Matt squeezed her boobs, because that's good luck for no pregnancy, really!
Matt hearing her moan in pleasure: What the fuck?
Katara's eyes opened up.
Katara: Just break the wall and free me! (That means something, figure it out on your own dumbasses!)
Matt: Ok, but your ok with all the rape?
Katara, pointing to his cock: That was enough.
Matt, pointing his cock at her entrance: You ready?
Katara: Have been whole chapter!
Matt, shoving his cock up her vagina, breaking her wall.
Katara: OWWWWWW,... OH FUCK YES! OH GOD! OH, OH, OH! OH YES! Whew, that was good! You done yet?
Matt, humping: On.. RIGHT THERE! ..my THAT'S THE SPOT! ..third time! OH! Done!
Katara, snuggling up to Matt: I love you.
Matt: Whatever.
Katara, shooting him a angry glance: I can hurt your cock in soooo many ways right now.
Matt, worried: I love you, too.
Katara then cuddled up closer to Matt and fell asleep.
Matt, thinking: I wonder how many dudes will wake up to an ass kicking?
Matt then fell asleep.
Nothing much to say but, REVIEW YOU LAZY BASTERDS! YOUR FUCKING TOO LAZY TO REVIEW! FUCK OFF! I like pie! Meeps!