Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off Zane!
Matt woke up with a naked Katara next to him.
Matt: FUCK YEAH!... Shit, Sokka gonna kick my ass!
Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Matt: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP GETTING INTO MY ROOM? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?
Dr. Nick then jumped into Matt's dresser.
Matt, taking out a machine gun and putting on a mobster hat: I've got him this time!
Matt the unloaded all of the clips into the dresser, reducing it, and the wall behind it, to ash.
Mewtwo, raping an innocent dog, male dog: Eat my cock, bitch!
Inuyasha, through a mouthful of cock: I fucking hate being human one day a month.
Matt: WHAT THE FUCK?
Mewtwo: Uh,... CONFUSION!
Mewtwo then blast a purple light from his eyes, erasing his memory of the last 10 seconds and fixing the wall.
Matt, looking at the obliterated dresser: Damn! Dr. Nick got away!
Katara, just waking up: uh, What?
Matt: Nothing.
Mew suddenly blew the door down with a powerful psychic blast.
Mew, wearing his mobster hat: Mew?
Matt, taking off his hat: No, it's over, buddy.
Mew, looking depressed: Mew.
Matt: Why don't you go get breakfast? I'll be down in 30 minutes.
Mew, fixing the door: Mew.
Katara, rubbing her naked self up against Matt: It's gonna take you 30 minutes to get dressed?
Matt: No, but I feel something wet on my side, and I need some pre-breakfast exercise.
Katara, blushing: Oh, sorry.
Matt: Less talky, more fucky.
Matt jumped on top of Katara and started humping his ball off.
Katara: OH YES! FUCK YES! OH, OH, OOOHHHH! OH, GOD YES!
Sokka suddenly walked into Matt's room.
Katara: OOOHHH GGOODD YYEESS! I love you, Matt.
Matt, scared shitless: I love you, too.
Sokka: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SISTER?
Matt: Fucked her 7 different ways in one night.
Sokka: WHAT?
Matt: Uh, I mean, hugged her 7 different times last night?
Sokka: Oh, ok then.
Sokka then left for breakfast.
Matt: Man, Sokka's a fucking moron!
Katara: Yeah, but he's my brother.
Matt: Yeah, let's go get breakfast.
Matt and Katara walked down to breakfast.
Matt: What the fuck happened here?
Matt looked around to see all the guys except Sokka have black eyes.
Katara: That's a lot of rape.
Smasher Chicks: What the fuck? Why didn't you pelt him one? That was the whole point of this!
Katara: He's well hung.
Smasher Chicks: ... Good point.
Sokka: What does his cock have to do with hugging?
Matt: She meant my... uh... le... arms! Yeah, arms, that's right.
Sokka: I'm on to you Matt.
Zach then ran into the room, kicked Sokka in the nuts and disappeared into thin air.
Matt, The Author: Who the hell let my little brother in this story?
Mel, The Security Guard: Sorry, I was watching The Simpsons.
Matt, The Author: Didn't I replace you with a robot?
Mel, The Security Guard: DOES NOT COMPUTE!
Mel then blew up into a million sparking pieces.
Matt: Oookkk. When's my match?
Master Hand: Uh,... match?
Matt: You're not master hand! You're a boot!
A giant shoe was floating in Master Hand's chair.
Master Hand: Mutated Hand! What are you doing here?
Mutated Hand, running away: Wahhhhhhhhhhh!
Master Hand: Whatever. Matt, your up against... Aang.
Matt: Hey Aang! Want to make a wager?
Aang: What?
Matt: Whoever wins gets to fuck Katara.
Aang: FUCK YEAH!
Katara: Who said your getting any more tonight to gamble with!
Sokka: MORE!
Katara: I mean,... TAILS RAPED ME! WAHHHHHHHH!
Sonic: DUDE! AWESOME!
Sokka: Don't lie to me! Everyone knows that Tails is gay.
Katara: I want to fight Sokka!
Master Hand: Whatever.
Matt was then teleported to a cloud, a.k.a. Aang's Airfield.
Aang, airbending: Haha! Easy win!
Matt, grabbing a pokeball while falling: I hope this works. GO! HOVERBOARD!
A hoverboard came out of the pokeball, which Matt got on.
Adam Sesler: We're here at Aang's Airfield. How this is fair, I have no idea!
Lemon Demon: I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE EYE!
Adam Sesler: WHAT?
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: Oookkkk. Let the match begin!
Aang then shot a few airblast, which Matt countered with tequila shots.
Aang: Whoah. I'm , hiccup, wasted.
Matt: My work here is done.
Matt then jumped off his hoverboard.
Audience: What the fuck?
Adam Sesler: I..looks like... Matt lost?
Lemon: ...
Aang was teleported back to the Middle of Fucking Nowhere.
Matt: Congratulations Aang! You unlocked Roy!
Aang, grabbing Katara: Whatever.
Aang then went to his room to take his prize.
Matt: Everyone's happy!
Roy: How are you happy? You lost.
Matt: Aang's gonna get his ass kicked by Sokka, not me, for taking her virginity.
Roy: You're a sick maniacal basterd, you know that, right?
Matt: I take pride in my work.
Matt then went to bed and fell asleep.
Nothing much to say, but REVIEW YOU PUSSY-ASSED WEAKLINGS! Or do you want to be confused with Pat? I like pie! Meeps!