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Matt awoke to a very loud ass kicking next door.
Matt: What the fuck?
Matt then looked out his door to see Sokka swinging his boomerang at Aang.
Sokka: YOU FUCKING TOOK MY SISTERS VIRGINITY!
Aang, hiding behind some earthbending walls: I'm sorry!
Sokka: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Katara: You can't do that! He's our last hope for destroying the fire nation!
Sokka: ...
Aang, sad: ... That's the only reason he can't kill me?
Katara: N0! 1 m3an, uh, 1 luv u!
Sokka: Y 7h3 h3ll r w3 7alkn 1n 1337?
Matt: I don't know what your talking about!
Katara: D1d u pr3s 7h3 1337 bu770n?
Matt: NO!
Sokka: UR A FUCKING L13R!
Matt, holding the universal remote: Sorry
Aang: Pr3s 17, b4 1 k1ck ur ass!
Matt, pressing the button: Yeah, this is pretty annoying.
Roy: Why the hell did you do that?
Matt: I don't know, maybe to piss the readers off.
Roy: That's not a good reason! It pisses us off!
Matt: Fine. I'll make it up to you by talking in L1t.
Smashers: FOR GOD'S SHAKE, NO!
Matt: 0k. How 'bout I make everyone milkshakes?
Smashers: Ok then. We'll be watching the big game.
Matt: Football or Baseball?
Smashers: ... No, Kush-Lash.
Matt: SWEET!
Smashers: No! Not until we get our milkshakes!
Matt, snapping his fingers: Oh man! (Yes, I watch Dora the Explorer, want to make something about it?)
Matt then went into the kitchen.
Matt: Ok, got vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce, cups, and... shit!
Matt then noticed an empty milk carton.
Matt: Damn! What else is white and a liquid? ...
Matt then smiled.
Matt: ... GLUE!
Matt, realizing how retarded that was: ... How about my cum?
Matt then filled the glasses with his "creamy white liquid" and put the ice cream and chocolate sauce in it.
Matt, carrying the glasses: Hey everybody, milkshakes!
Smashers, grabbing their shakes: Whatever.
Matt: What's the score?
Roy: It's the 9th round and Red has 27 points, and Blue has 23.
Matt: Damn, I thought Green was playing today?
Roy: Nah, that's Friday's game.
Matt: Ok, so...
The Smashers then took a drink from their shakes.
Katara, Mooreluv2006, and Kagome: THIS IS DELICIOUS!
Mewtwo and Tails: It's got such a tasty salt flavor!
Mario: It-a almost taste-a like...
Megaman: Something from Nintendo University.
Samus: I know, it taste just like seamen! ...wait
Katara, Mooreluv2006, Kagome, and Tails immediately finished their shakes. Mewtwo secretly drank the rest of his. The rest of them vomited it out.
Mario: Why-a the fuck did-a you do that?
Matt: 1.) You made me miss the Kush-Lash game. And 2.) We're out of milk.
Megaman: NO WERE NOT! WE HAD THREE FULL CARTONS! THEY WERE IN THE FRIDGE THIS MORNING!
Matt: Ohhh. Milk is in the fridge?
Megaman: If you didn't go in the fridge, what was the ice cream?
At that moment, Sokka came down the stairs, pulling up his pants.
Sokka: Man, whatever you do, don't eat medical waste and wash it down with bleach! It gives you acidic white creamy shit that eats through the floor of the bathroom and falls in the kitchen!
Smashers: OH FUCK! EWWW!
Megaman: What was the chocolate sauce?
Matt: Oh, it was made by Hershey.
Smashers: HERSHEY!
All of the Smashers immediately vomited all over the room until they passed out.
Matt, stepping over puke puddles and passed out bodies: Serves them right for making me miss my game!
Matt then went to bed and fell asleep.
I know! That chapter was disgusting! Hershey chocolate sauce! That stuff taste like diarreha! Also, REVIEW YOU LAZY ASS PIECE OF SHIT READERS! I like pie! Meeps!