Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off My good twin!
Matt awoke to the sound of... never mind, he woke up normally today. My bad.
Matt, looking to his side: ...Right, didn't have sex last night.
Matt then went down to breakfast.
Matt: Hey people, what's up?
Mario: We are-a still pissed at-a you-a!
Matt: That was last chapter! Get over it, you fucking pussys!
Sokka: SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL!
Matt: Who the hell gave him cactus juice?
Katara: Yeah, it calms him down. He's still pissed that Aang fucked me.
Matt: Whatever. I didn't ask for your life's story! Bitch!
Katara: Yes master,... hey wait...
Matt: Too late! You already said it!
Katara: God damn mother fucker!
Megaman, coming down the stairs: I didn't mean too!
Samus, also coming down: So now you didn't mean to love me!
Megaman: NO! I thought you would like it up the blaster!
Samus: So now I'm a whore?
Megaman: NO! You hardly ever put out!
Samus, crying: So now I don't provide for your needs?
Megaman: NO!
Megaman, talking to Matt: For god's shake, HELP ME!
Matt: Sorry, you were screwed the second you started talking!
Megaman: WHY?
Matt: Your up against a chick, she won't back down!
Megaman: PLEASE!
Matt: I'm not getting involved! Your best bet is just to admit she's right, no matter how wrong she is!
Megaman: She said that Tails is strait.
Matt, yelling at Samus: YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARDED BITCH!
Samus: WHAT?
Matt: YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARDED BITCH!
Samus: Oh, ok. That's what I thought you said.
Megaman: How the hell did you get away with that?
Matt then snapped his fingers, causing a rift in the space time continuum to appear out of nowhere. Pat the Snorlax jumped out.
Pat, waving his hand,... uh paw/claw thing: MAGIC!
Pat then jumped back in the hole.
Matt: WHO THE FUCK LET THAT OUTSIDER IN?
Mel The Security Guard: Sorry, I was watching Futurama.
Matt: Weren't you watching Simpsons last time?
Mel: Simpsons is for humans, Futurama is for robots!
Matt: Aren't you a human?
Mel: DOES NOT COMPUTE!
Mel's head then blew up into bloody chunks.
Megaman: How the fuck did that happen?
Matt: Do I have to snap my fingers again?
Megaman: NO!
Samus: Come boy! Mommy has something for you to "eat".
Megaman, now on a leash for some reason: BARK!
Samus and Megaman then went to Samus's room to sin against god.
Matt: Whelp, I'm going to the game room.
Mario: We-a have a game room-a?
Matt: Yeah, Master Hand talked about it when he upgraded the house last time.
Mario: Right...-a.
Mewtwo: I want to come!
Mew: MEW!
Kirby: Video games! Fuck yeah, mo fo!
Pikachu: YEAH!
Jigglypuff: It's raining men!
Everyone starred at her.
Pikachu: That didn't even fit right!
Jigglypuff: Oops, I did it again!
Pichu: SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU STAYING BEHIND!
The rest of the Smashers left to the game room.
Jigglypuff, being left behind: Lonely, I am so lonely!
The Smashers were at the game room door, which was a giant stone doorway with a diamond lock on it.
Mario: How-a the hell are we-a supposed to get in there-a?
Matt, taking out his katana: Just watch!
Matt then focused his energy into the katana, turning it into a keyblade, which he bashed against the lock until it broke.
Pikachu: Why didn't you just use the keyblade to open the lock?
Matt: Because,... Where the fuck are Mewtwo and Mew?
Mewtwo, playing a pokemon machine: We teleported in about 5 minutes ago.
Matt: Whatever.
Matt and Mario then played Super Mario Brothers.
Mario: How-a come I don't get-a to play as myself-a?
Matt: I'm always Mario!
Mario: LUIGI SUCKS ASS!
Suddenly, the green sprite on the screen turned toward the screen and flipped Mario off.
Luigi: Fuck-a you! You fucking retard-a!
Luigi jumped out of the machine and knocked out Mario.
Luigi: When do I get my room?
Matt: Uh,... go ask Mooreluv2006. She's the bitch me normally stick with the shit we don't want to do.
Luigi, leaving: Whatever...-a.
Mewtwo: Uh, Matt, something's up!
Suddenly, Lucario jumped out of the pokemon machine.
Lucario: Thou shall not enslave me! I shall be my own lord!
Mewtwo, teleporting: Whatever, I'm gonna masturbate to yaoi,... I mean yuri!
Mew: MEW!
Mr. T jumped out of "Mr. T's Island Adventure" that Mew was playing, he then totally pwned Bender who had come out of the Futurama machine Pikachu and Pichu were playing.
Kirby: At least my game isn't wiggity, wiggity, wack! Yo!
Suddenly, Hello Kitty jumped out of the machine Kirby was playing. Everyone starred at him.
Kirby: Uh,... how the fuck did Hello Kitty get into,... uh,... Joe Kickass 3?
Matt: No one's buying that shit!
Kirby: ... I fucking hate you mo fos! I'm going to go to bed!
Kirby then ran to bed.
Matt: This is one fucking big ass mess! I'm gonna go to bed!
Matt then went up to bed, he was about to go to sleep, when...
Dr. Nick, appearing in front of the door: Hi everybody!
Matt: FUCK! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE?
Wind Waker Link: Argh! Be getting him! Shiver me timbers!
Matt and WW. Link chased after Dr. Nick into the bathroom. Dr. Nick then jumped in the toilet, flushed it, and went down the pipes.
WW. Link: We have him now!
WW. Link then jumped into the toilet, flushed it, and got his shoes all wet because all he did was clog it.
WW. Link: God damn it!
Matt: Whatever, I'm going to bed.
Matt then walked out.
WW. Link: Hey wait! I'm stuck and I can't get out! Come on! Come back! Please!
Matt then went to bed and fell asleep.
Nothing much to say but REVIEW! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT READERS WHO ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO FUCKING REVIEW! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? I like pie! Meeps!