Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off... I'm out of names.

Matt awoke to the sound of a squabble downstairs. He walked downstairs to check it out.

Mooreluv2006: You don't belong here!

Hello Kitty: I'm sorry I cut your vagina when you were 3! Your not supposed to shove my toys up there!

Mooreluv2006: There's only one way to settle this!

Hello Kitty: CATFIGHT!

Pat: Whoooh!

The Predator immediately shoved Pat the Snorlax into a cage.

Pat: No fair! I want out! Send me back to the pokemon universe!

Matt: NO! You fuck with this story too much to be set free! Besides, a catfight between Mooreluv and Hello Kitty would be fucking sick! Dumbass!

Pat, shuddering at the thought: Uh, your right.

Matt: We'll settle this like the man Mooreluv probably is! With a Kush-Lash game!

Hello Kitty, crawling up Mooreluv's vagina: That means I'm in a...

Matt: Right, a man-gina!

Hello Kitty: Awesome! I get tp have lesbian sex, but still considered strait!

Matt: Whatever. TO THE OUTSIDE PLACE!

All of the Smashers went out back to the Kush-Lash field.

Matt: Ok, Mooreluv2006, here's the Nerf football.

Mooreluv prepared her first throw when a space ship crashed into her and went up her vagina.

Mooreluv2006: AHHHHH! YES!

It was then that Invader Zim, GIR, Yoda, Luke Skywalker, and Darth Vader crawled out of her vagina.

Mooreluv2006, now naked on the grass: OH! OH! OH! YYEESS!

All five of them were immediately flushed out of there on a wave of clear liquid.

Lucario: THOU ART WITCHS!

Darth Vader: I...'m... not even... supposed to...be alive!

Matt: Pat, pleas explain it to him!

Pat, waving his paw: Magic!

Ness suddenly appeared.

Pat: Opps.

Matt: Awesome! We're one character away form an upgrade!

Matt looked toward the door. Aquaman suddenly burst through.

Aquaman: Nuna, nuna, nuna, nuna. Nuna, nuna, nuna, nuna. AQUAMAN! AQUAMAN!

Matt: What the fuck? Isn't that Batman's theme song?

Aquaman: Ah poopy!

Matt, taking out his katana: FUCK NO! WE ALREADY DID THIS JOKE!

Matt then sliced the plastic goggles off the giant glove. He then blew Retarded Hand up with his magical powers!

Mooreluv2006: What the fuck? You didn't use magical powers, you just kicked him in his nuts. How you found nuts on a glove, I'll never know.

Matt, The Author: Shut the fuck up Mooreluv! No one likes you!

Mooreluv2006, crying: Tails's raped me!

Matt, stabbing her in the stomach: CRYING DOESN'T FUCKING WORK ON ME BITCH!

Mooreluv2006, bleeding out of her gut: What the fuck?

Matt, The Author: Back to the story!

The white glove was laying on the floor. And King Boo floated out of it.

Matt: WHAT THE FUCK?

King Boo: That's right, there never was a Retarded Hand, it was me all along.

Master Hand: But were cousins, you were at my house all the time.

King Boo: Yeah, I just fucked your mom. I'm your real father.

Master Hand: But I had a father, he was a giant glove, too. He raped me up the ass. I shove potatoes up my ass to remember him!

King Boo: ... You mean Ryan C-crest? Yeah, he snuck into the house a lot.

Master Hand: NOOOOOO!

Master Hand then disapeered into thin air.

King Boo: Ok then,... Where's my room?

Matt: I'll show you after dinner. It's Ramen!

King Boo: I love Ramen!

Ray: I do to!

Matt: Ray? When did you get here?

Ray: I came with them.

Ray pointed to Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke.

Naruto: Where's that Ramen?

Matt: Uh... there. So Ray, why are you in my story?

Ray: Because..

Darth Vader: Hey wait,... YOU'RE THE GUY WHO STOLE MY CHICKENS!

Ray: Ah shit!

(Insert Benny Hill music.)

Darth Vader chased after Ray waving his lightsaber at him, but Ray blocked by throwing chickens.

Darth Vader, doing Cabbage Merchant fall: My Chickens!

(Stop Benny Hill music.)

Ray: Well, I ruined someone's day! Time for bed!

Ray then went to bed. Matt then ate his ramen and also went to bed.

Matt, thinking: This fucking place better be upgraded, SOON!

Matt then fell asleep.

Matt here: I'm just gonna say, enjoy the randomness while it last, sadley I'm gonna have to add a plot in the next few chapters so I can wrap this story up and focus on my digimon story. (And MAYBE a 2nd chapter for Rising Zu.) Anyway, REVIEW! I like pie! Meeps!