Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off 4Kids!
Matt awoke to the sound of German swearing.
Matt: Mr. Gibson's here? (Note: Mr. Gibson is my Gym teacher who looks exactly like Hitler, just ask Pat.)
Matt then walked downstairs to see a fox, falcon, cat, and toad walking upright.
Matt: What the fuck?
Fox: And then I said to them, that's not a midget hooker, it's a regular one!
Everyone gave him a pathetic pity laugh.
Slippy: That sucked! Your fucking retarded!
Smashers: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SLIPPY!
Krystal, ripping off her top: I brought the titties!
DK, covering Ness's eyes: I say! This is quiet inappropriate for a child to see!
Falco: Ya! Ye stupid whore! Das is not good fer de kinder's eyes!
Matt: Oh! German words make head hurt!
Katara, Kagome, Zelda, Peach, Daisy, and Samus all ran up to Matt and rubbed his cock.
Matt: Ok, I like this, but I want breakfast, so I'll fuck the cat-chick!
Krystal: Awesome! Fox's have too small of cocks for me!
Matt then grabbed Krystal and took her up to his room to fuck her dry.
Meanwhile,...
Link: Uh, Zelda, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but I want ... to... ah... fuck you.
Zelda: I, like, love fucking men!
Link and Zelda went up to her room. Link slowly removed Zelda's dress to find out that she had the triforce tattooed on her so that the empty triangle had her entrance in the middle.
Link: Oh, how badly I want to be the guy that did that!
Zelda: You like it? Like, Ganondorf did it!
Link, pulling down his pants: Ah fuck!
Zelda let out a little giggle at the sight of Link's penis.
Zelda, thinking: Matt's was 3 times as big, but maybe size doesn't matter. (HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH! Yeah right, I crack myself up sometimes.)
Link stuck it inside her and humped his lights out for about 3 seconds, cummed, and fell asleep.
Zelda: What the fuck? I didn't even feel anything! Maybe only Matt was that good, but he's busy with the new slut on the block. That's it! I'm switching to chicks!
Meanwhile,...
Matt: SWEET!
Krystal: I told you girl's cum tasted that way!
Matt, moving his mouth off her pussy: Now for some real fucking!
Matt then shoved his cock up her and started humping.
Meanwhile,...
Sonic, his cock up Amy's pussy: Dude! Tails! Getting to fuck Amy was so much easier after you said that it be a three-way.
Tails, masturbating to Sonic's naked body: Yeah,... your..uh...right.
Sonic, humping Amy: Dude! Join the party!
Tails: Pshaw! If you insist!
Tails then shoved his cock up Sonic's ass and started humping.
Sonic: WHOA! DUDE! If I wasn't fucking stoned right now, I'd swear you were fucking me up the ass!
Tails, humping: Quite my love.
Sonic: WHAT THE FUCK?
Tails: I mean,... uh,... Snorlax?
Sonic and Amy: What the fuck?
Sonic and Amy both fainted from being to fucked to hard. Tails then raped Sonic.
Meanwhile,...
Zelda: Hey! I'm having a slumber party for all the girls!
Matt, cock still in Krystal running down the stairs: All girl slumber party?
Zelda: Your, like, not invited!
Matt, snapping fingers: Oh man!
Later that night in Zelda's room, which had grown 10 times it's original size for some reason...
Zelda, in triforce patterned pajamas: Let the lesbian slumber party begin!
Kagome, in her normal pajamas: Lesbian?
Zelda: Uh,... pump up the tunes Jigglypuff!
Jigglypuff: Let's get this party started!
Nana: Was that a song?
Jigglypuff then grabbed Nana and shoved her into a rocket which blew up in the back yard.
Jigglypuff: of my Phantom Lullaby.
Mooreluv2006, slapping Jigglypuff: That song doesn't exist until Matt, The Author, bless the very crap he writes, makes the 3rd chapter of Rising Zu.
Kagome: Did he just write in an add for his own story in your dialogue?
Moorluv2006: Yeah, what the fuck?
Katara: Yeah, he's full of himself.
Zelda, now naked: Who wants to rub my cunt?
Smashettes: Fuck yeah!
The rest of the night was filled was a giant lesbian orgy. Matt fell asleep in the middle because no one noticed the new girl "Matt-y" and the fact that she lacked boobs and a vagina and had a huge penis.