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Matt awoke to voices around him.
Kagome: How hard di you hit him, Zelda? He's been out all night!
Zelda: He touched my tit!
Kagome: He poked it slightly. That doesn't give you the right to launch him half-way through the ceiling!
Zelda: I'm sorry!
Kagome: He might be dead!
Matt, pulling the other half of his body through the hole: I'm alright.
Kagome: Oh thank god! Now to have hot crazy sex!
Matt: YAYZORZ!
Pat, fat-kid not Snorlax: Hey! That's my wor...
Suddenly, Dr. Nick ran through the room, wearing cleats, and trampled Pat into a bloody pulp.
Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Katara: Get him! He stole my panties!
Everyone then ran after Dr. Nick, leaving Matt lonely.
Matt: I fucking hate that guy!
Matt then went down to the library.
Matt: Hey, what up.
Dr. Mario: Dr. Nick steal the pussy?
Matt: WHAT? I can't just come down here to learn?
Everyone there burst out in laughter.
Matt: Yeah, I hate that guy. Where's Mewtwo?
DK: He's in the back, near queer interest.
Matt: Thought so.
Matt then walked over to Mewtwo.
Matt: Hey Mewtwo, what up?
Mewtwo, now even pinker: Mewtwo, Mewtoo!
Matt: What the hell?
Matt then took out a shotgun and blew Mewtwo's head off, blood staining the wall behind him.
DK: What the bloody hell? I thought you weren't killing people in this story?
Matt: I found out that I had too many characters, so I'm killing a bunch of them off.
Matt then looked at Mewtwo's headless body, which was getting pinker.
Dr. Mario: What the hell? That shouldn't be happening until his bowels empty!
Mewtwo's ass then shot out a stream of brown and, disgusting, white liquid. The remaining lump of flesh then formed into a pink blob with eyes.
Ditto: Ditto, dit, dit!
Matt, unsheathing his right arm: AHHHH! A DEMON! WIND TUNNEL!
Matt then sucked up the Ditto into his arm. Inuyasha then burst through the door.
Inuyasha: Did I just hear Miroku?
Matt: God damn it, Inuyasha!
Matt the took out his katana and stabbed Inuyasha in the crotch.
Matt, brushing off hands: That's one less fucking character to deal with.
Inuyasha, holding his bleeding crotch: Ow! I'm not dead! You just stabbed me in my balls!
Matt then ripped off Inuyasha's head, allowing the blood to shower all over himself.
Kagome, running into the room: Inuyasha, want to do me doggie style... WHAT THE FUCK?
Kagome then saw Inuyasha's corpse on the blood.
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Matt: Kagome? Oh man!
Matt then put on a green cap with a "L" on it.
Kagome: What the fuck is that for?
Matt: LUIGI PUNCH!
Matt then punched KAgome in the stomach, causing her to explode into green fire and blood. Luigi then burst through the door.
Luigi: Who-a used my move-a?
Matt: God damn it! Dragon Fireball Jutsu!
Matt then did a bunch of hand signs and shoot a huge fireball ou of his mouth, burning Luigi to a crisp. Sasuke then burst through the window.
Sasuke: Which one of you losers used my move?
Matt: I did.
Matt then took out a giant axe and sliced Sasuke in half.
Marth: Who used a weapon that has nothing to do with my game what so ever?
Matt, while chopping Marth's head off: You've got to be fucking kidding me! This chapter was just about me killing off a bunch of characters? What the fuck does that have to do with a plot?
Matt, the Author: This!
Meanwhile,...
Ganondorf: And then I said, that's not a werewolf it's my...
Ganondorf was immediately teleported away in a flaming cloud of cheezy poofs.
Link: That was weird.
Falco: Ya!
Back at the library,...
Matt: That makes perfect sense!
Dr. Mario: I know!
DK: Jolly good answer, jolly good!
Matt: Well, I'm going to bed.
Matt then went up to his room and fell asleep.
I know, there wasn't any real plot in that, next chapter, I promise! Also, REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW! I like pie! Meeps!