Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off Bizarro World! You suck!
Matt awoke to his morning wood.
Matt: Can't start the day without waxing my morning wood!
Suddenly, a flash if grey light filled the room.(what, you've never seen grey light? Well, shut up!) A person steeped out of the portal, which looked exactly like Matt.
Stranger: No! Your not doing that joke! Or any joke what so ever!
Matt: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Stranger: I'm you, except serious!
Matt: GASP! YOU MONSTER!
Serious Matt: That's exactly what I mean!
Matt: No! This is in humor! I'LL NEVER BE SERIOUS!
Matt then shoot Serious Matt with a rocket launcher, blowing his guts sky high.
Matt: FUCK! I just killed myself! Won't that create a paradox?
Megaman: Nah, this is only a story, not real life.
Matt, wiping his forehead: Whew! Time for breakfast!
Matt and Megaman were going down the stairs when a wormhole opened right above the mini-mansion, teleporting all the Smashers outside a giant grey castle with statues of Bowser all over the place.
Slippy: I wonder where we are?
Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SLIPPY!
Bowser Jr.: Why are we at papa's castle?
Bowser Jr. was the teleported in front of everyone.
Matt: Anyway, how are we gonna get past the lava mote?
Samus: I have an idea!
Samus the took her top off.
Samus: Hey mote! Could you take your coffee break?
Mote: Anything for you hot stuff!
The mote surrounding Bowser's castle then disapeered.
Mario: Didn't anyone find-a that a little odd-a?
Matt: Not really, Samus is hot.
With that the Smashers walked right through the front door. When they got inside they saw Bowser Jr. masturbating to the Sports Illustrates Swimsuit Edition.
Bowser Jr.: Uh... this is exactly what it looks like.
Matt: Uh, we won't tell you dad about this if you let us through.
Bowser Jr., stepping out of the way: You have a deal, if Birdo stays behind for me to fuck!
Matt, throwing the pink dinosaur back: What ev.
The Smashers then went into the other room to see Bowser talking on the phone.
Bowser, on the phone: I know! I can't believe how it ended either! He shot himself in the head when he found out she was pregnant! That fanfic rocked!
Matt cleared his throat.
Bowser: Uh... I gotta go, MB. They're here.
Bowser, hanging up: Welcome! Now for you to die!
Roy, drawing his sword: Never! You shall die!
Roy's sword was taken by a giant magnet.
Roy: Shit! Oh well! The pen is mightier the sword!
A Dry Bones suddenly appeared and chopped Roy's pen in half with his Big Fucking Sword!
Roy: AH! My pen!
A Thwomp then crushed Roy into a bloody pancake.
Bowser: Puny humans! I can anticipate your every move!
Matt: Really?
Matt then took out a pistol and shot Mooreluv2006 in the head, killing her instantly.
Matt: Didn't see that coming, did you?
Bowser, jaw dropped: WHAT THE FUCK? You just killed your own teammate! How does that help you at all!
Matt: I distracts you!
Bowser: But I'm no longer distracted?
Matt: Shit! Uh... Kahmahhahmaha!
Matt then did all the moves, but nothing came out.
Bowser, slapping his forehead: your not in the Dragonball Z universe, dipshit!
Matt: Uh...
Bowser then dropped dead and exploded into a bloody paste. Matt then sucked the past into a needle and injected it into his arm.
Matt: Thanks Jones.
Osmosis Jones: No prob.
Slippy: Now that Bowser's dead, nothing can go wrong!
The castle then blew up, sending all of the Smashers flying.
Smashers: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SLIPPY!