Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off Pat!
Matt awoke to being smashed against the gorund.
Matt, rubbing his head: Ow. Who the fuck did that?
Katara: Gravity, dipshit!
Matt then stuck a grenade up Katara's vagina, which exploded, splattering her everywhere.
Sokka: You killed my sister!
Aang: You basterd!
Matt, clapping his hands together: Let's see if this works!
Matt then slammed his hand on the ground which created a giant pillar of stone, smashing Aang and Sokka to bloody chunks.
Matt: Awesome! I can use Alchemy!
Zelda: That won't help us cross the mote to Ganondorf's castle!
Matt then noticed the giant castle behind him with Ganondorf's picture all over it.
Matt: What's your idea, if your so fucking smart?
Zelda: I do!
Zelda then went up to the water, slowly stuck her finger into it, and, using her immense power, turned it into funk! Everyone was then wearing 70's clothing and disco danced into the castle, where they fell into a cage.
Matt: It was a fucking trap!
Ganondorf, stepping out of the shadows: I was a fucking trap! Wait... you stole my line!
Matt: Come on, just say your diabolical plot then leave us alone to an easily escapable death trap.
Ganondorf: No!
He then reached into the cage and grabbed Zelda out o the CAGE O'DOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Zelda: I'll never give you the Triorce!
Ganondorf then shoved his entire arm up Zelda's pussy and pulled out the Triforce. Zelda then exploded into a mass of blood ad disembodied appendages.
Link & W.W. Link: NO!!
Link and W.W. Link then stabbed themselves in the stomach, killing themselves instantly.
Ganondorf, throwing the Triforce up in the air: Now Triforce, give me ultimate power!
The Triforce the glowed extremely bright and began to change.
Ganondorf: With this power, the world shall be mine!
The bright light then faded to reveal a banjo with the Triforce logo on it.
Ganondorf: ULTIMATE POWER!
He then picked up the banjo and started playing "Devil Went Down to Georgia".
Dr. Mario: Wait, isn't that song played on a fiddle?
Ganondorf: Silence mortal!
He then strummed the banjo, causing a giant wave of sound to come out of the banjo, killing Dr. Mario by slicing him in half, blood splurting out of both sides.
Matt: I think he's right, it is played on the fiddle.
Ganondorf: Shut up! I only know 2 songs!
Matt: What the other one?
Ganondorf, starting to play "Old McDonald": I just know this one!
Matt, satanic tone: Farm a had Donald Mc Old!
A giant Demonic Cow then appeared from a crater that suddenly opened from the ground and ate Ganondorf.
Smashers: Awesome! Now we get to go home!
Matt then walked over and grabbed the Banjo of Ultimate Power, which exploded sending all the Smashers flying.
Peach: Way to go, Matt! Now Me, Daisy, and Samus are only going to fuck you 3 times this trip!
Matt, snapping fingers: Oh man!
Banjo of Ultimate Power! Fuck yeah! Anyway, REVIEW or I will kill you and your family in 7 days! I like pie! Meeps!