Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off income tax! You suck!
Matt awoke to being fucked by three woman at once
Matt: What the hell? I thought you said I only got 3 times?
Smashettes: We couldn't wait that long! We needed your cock!
Matt, looking around: Where the fuck did we land?
Peach, through a mouthful of cock: Outside Dr. Eggman's castle!
Sonic: Whoa dudes, I think, like, Eggman doesn't, like, have a castle!
Matt: Shut the fuck up Sonic! It's my fucking story! Fucktard!
Sonic: Fine!
The Smashers then went up to the mote.
Daisy: How the fuck are we gonna get passed this?
Matt: I know! Shadow Clone Jutsu!
Matt then made elventy gabillion clones of himself! The clone army then swam across the the river, pressed the drawbridge button, the fused back into one body.
Peach, coming across on the drawbridge: What the was the point of that?
Matt, wacking Peach with the butt of a rifle: Shut the fuck up, bitch!
Peach, tears falling down here face: Do it again, master!
Matt, surprised: Who would have thought Peach was a masochist?
Matt the whipped Peach several times and called her a "bad girl that needed punishment", then went inside the castle to kill that faggy Dr. Eggman!
Dr. Eggman: Time for me to rape you up the ass!
Matt: WHAT?
Dr. Eggman, putting on a white hat and a single rhinestone glove: I'm really Michael Jacksom from the future! Jam on! Hoo-hoo! THRILLA! KILLA! Jam on, hoo-hoo!
Matt: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!...
Matt, the Author: Shut the fuck up before I get Carpal Tunnel Syndrom, and my hand will hurt!
Matt: Then what would you get Carpal Tunnel from?
Matt, the Author: I had some lesbian porn up while I wrote this.
Matt: I don't get it.
Peach then slapped Matt outside the head.
Peach: You're a fucking retard!
Matt, the Author: Anyway, I gotta write this all down so the story can proced.
Smashers and Eggman: Ok.
They all played Uno until Matt, the Author, bless the very crap he writes, notified him.
Matt, the Author: Ok, I'm all caught up! Continue!
Matt, pulling out a shotgun: Time to do what I should have done a long time ago, buy a condo in California, but first I'm gonna have kill and rob your ass for money!
Dr. Eggman: You'll never defeat me! Now for a long drawn out boss battle! Let the battle sequence be...
At that second Brogan burst through the wall and strait through Dr. Eggman, creating a giant bloody hole in his chest.
Brogan: Konichiwa! (Ya, she speaks Japanese, and I don't, so this is kind of akward)
Matt: What the fuck did I tell you? You get a part in my Yu-gi-oh fic and you leave my other stories alone!
Brogan: Yes master!
Matt: Know leave this multiverse, at once!
Brogan, now wearing a leaf headband: Interdemensional Transport Jutsu!
Brogan then disappeared in a sphere of flying leaves.
Matt, taking out a candy bar: No to eat!
Daisy, looking up: You have food!
Daisy then ran up to Matt, grabbed the bar, and shoved it down her throat.
Matt: Whoa! You just stole my Nutter Butter!
Daisy: Nutter Butter? But I'm allergic to peanuts!
Matt: Sucks to be you!
Matt then ran away from the swelling up Daisy, when Pat, in human form, appeared right next to her.
Pat: This is by far the best possible time for me to make my comeback!
Pat then noticed the ever-inflating (And not in that way, you sick perverts!) Daisy.
Pat: Fuck! Interdemensional Crab Claw!
Pat then held up a bronze crab claw with black writing on it, which summoned a giant metallic interdemensional travel capable crab.
Pat: FUCK! It's a vehicle Shen Gong Wu!
Daisy then exploded into a bloody paste because of her deadly peanut allergy, blowing up Pat with her. Matt then walked over to Pat's dead corpse and picked up his wallet.
Matt: That fucking shit! He stole my wallet!
Peach: No he didn't! You just threw that on the ground 2 seconds ago! It doesn't even have any blood on it!
Matt: Your gonna die bitch!
Matt then shoved a grenade down Mario's throat, which blew up, killing Mario and sending the rest of the Smashers flying.
Peach, crying: Mario's dead! How will I cope with this grief?
Matt, slyly: I have an idea...
Peach, stopping the flow of tears: Suck your cock?
Matt, hiding a bucket of Ben and Jerry's: Yeah, that's what I meant!
Peach then sucked Matt's cock as the Smashers flew through the air.
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