Chapter 2: 'El Plugs'

a/n: Rach--don't hate me for the title of this chapter! )) You have to admit it IS FUNNY!

El: Italian?

Liv Chinese.

El: Thought so. I already ordered it.

Liv: I know. I saw the menu.

El: You think you're smart?

Liv (glances El up and down): Then some, yes.

El: You're evil.

Liv: You're just figuring this out?

El: I like it.

Liv: I know.

El: I like you.

Liv: You better

El: You give that dork your phone number?

Liv: I don't date dorks.

Liv: You ground Dickie?

El: Till he's 18.

Liv: You really have a bad couple of weeks?

El: Since the day you left.

Liv: Dani seemed nice.

El: She was alright.

Liv: You love her?

El: Not a chance.

Liv: You couldn't quit saying her name.

El: The vic's name was Danielle!

Liv: You better not love her.

El: My heart is already sold

Liv: I hope you got a receipt

El: She won't be exchanging it

Liv: Oh yeah?

El: Yeah.

Liv: How do you know?

El: I know.

Liv: I'd still give you my kidney

El: I'd give you both of mine.

Liv: You ever going to kiss me?

El: You ever going to rip off my shirt?

Liv: With more then just my eyes?

El: You changed.

Liv: You changed.

El: I like it.

Liv: I like it too.

El: You look amazing

Liv: Thanks

El: I love what you've done with you hair

Liv: Same could go for you.

El: What do you mean?

Liv (laughs hysterically) Nothing…nothing…(says just above a whisper) 'El Plugs'

(Liv runs away before he gets the meaning of what she just said)

El: WHY YOU LITTLE!

(Chases after her)

Liv: I'm kidding! I'm kidding! It was a joke! Ahh ha ha ha! El stop! Hahaha!! El Put me down!

(El tosses her on his bed)

Liv: Is this how you get women in your bed Stabler?

El: No, just you.

Liv: You like me in your bed?

El: Guess we'll have to wait and find out.

Liv: Jerk, you know you're going to like it.

El: I know. Let me help you up.

Liv: You got money?

El: WHAT?!

Liv: For the food El.

El: Riiight. I knew that.

Liv: Think you can keep your mind out of the gutter while we eat?

El: I make no promises I know I can't keep.

a/n: Come on Ear plugs…El plugs! His hair? Hair plugs! Ah! Forget it! You know it's funny!