Chapter 5--Oh #$!

a/n: This chapter is totally dedicated to sweet-4-stabler! She gave me the idea for this chapter! Thanks !!!!!!!!!!!

"Fuck 'em." Elliot said slamming his body against hers and into the wall.

His lips devoured hers as she turned them around and crashed his body into the wall. He turned her around and led her to the bedroom. They were half way there when he tripped over a shoe causing them both to fall knocking over an end table on the way. The lamp that was on the end table broke shattering light bulb shells around them.

She fell right on top of him and they both laughed hysterically. "Should we clean this up?" She asked him as they looked around the room.

"Olivia, you are half naked lying on top of me…do you really think I give a damn about the mess?" He said catching his breath.

"Right." She said as she bent down and made love to his mouth with just her tongue. He rolled on top of her and pulled her up so they could make their way back to his bedroom.

Before they got to the bedroom Olivia crashed Elliot back into the wall. She kissed his neck and he leaned his head back in pure bliss. Unfortunately his head hit a photo frame causing it to crash to the floor.

"Oh my God? Are you ok?" She asked feeling the back of his head for any contusions.

"I'm better then ok." He said looking her up and down and smiling. He then took her hand and they actually made it to the bedroom with out any more disasters.

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"Munch, you guys can bring it in. I'm calling it a night. I'll see you at the house." Cragen said over the radio.

Munch and Fin were on a long stakeout and were not getting anywhere when they heard the call come over the scanner. They weren't paying attention at first until the heard the address…

"That's Elliot's address." Munch said just above a whisper. He looked over at Fin who already had his phone out.

"Captain, It's Fin."

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Outside Elliot's door there stood two uniform officers talking to a tall man.

"I heard some yelling so I went over and knocked on the door to make sure everything was ok, but no one answered. So I went back to my apartment, I just moved in next door," The tall man said pointing to the apartment next door, "And then I heard some crashing, glass breaking, a few grunts and that's when I called you guys."

"Ok thank you for your help." The Police Officer said to the man.

Munch and Fin arrived just as the two Officers broke through Elliot's door.

"Hey! Hey! What's going on?" Munch yelled to guys in uniform.

The one uniform told the Detectives what the neighbor had just said when they heard a scream come from inside.

They all grabbed for the guns as quietly as possible.

"Fin check this out." Munch whispered. Fin's eyes widen as he saw the broken lamp, and the fallen photo frame.

They backed up against the wall "On the count of three." Munch said to Fin who nodded.

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Elliot was on top Olivia giving her all the Stabler he had. She couldn't hang on for much longer she screamed in ecstasy. "Elliot Oh my God." She panted as he pulverized into her harder and faster. They were both hot and sweaty. He placed his mouth onto her breast and sucked. She leaned her head back and scratched her nails along Elliot's back.

He looked deeply into her eyes, "You're so beautiful Olivia Benson." He said as he continued to thrust into her.

"You really know how to drive a woman wild Stabler." She said as she moved her hips in sync with his.

"I can't hold on much longer." Elliot panted out. She wrapped her legs around his hips and held on to him tightly as she began to climax along with Elliot.

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They opened Elliot's bedroom door and nothing prepared them for what they saw. "ELLIOT! OLIVIA! OH MY GOD!" Munch yelled and shut the door.

"Did we just see what I think we just saw?" The one officer asked Munch and Fin.

"You have no idea." Fin replied.

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"Oh My God Elliot! Did that just happen? Did they just see us? Ohhhhh---" It didn't matter at that moment, they were both in the middle of climaxing, they had to finish this.

Elliot did his best not to scream her name. "Liv…..omg…Liv," He whispered as he pounded into her releasing his fluids into her and she came right along with him. He collapsed on top of her breathing heavily.

"Come on Liv, we have to go face the music." He said placing a kiss on her forehead.

"Do we have to go out there?" Olivia asked swinging her legs around and started to put her clothes back on.

"Yeah…I think we do." Elliot said rubbing his fingers through his hair.

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"Munch! Fin! What the hell happened here!" Cragen called as he saw his two detectives looking rather pale. He examined Elliot's apartment and shook his head when he saw the turned over end table and broken lamp. He immediately thought the worst. It wasn't good, whatever it was. He placed his hand on the knob to Elliot's bedroom door.

"No! Captain! NO!" Munch said jumping in front of Don and the door. "Trust me, you do NOT want to see what is behind that door."

"It's ok John." He said patting him sympathetically on the shoulder.

"No, trust him Cap, you can not go in there." Fin stepped in.

"It's not what you think." Munch said and made Don back away from the door.

Just then the two love birds made their way out of the bedroom, completely humiliated. Olivia was behind Elliot as if to shield herself from the embarrassment. They both had their heads down not wanting to look at Munch or Fin. Elliot was holding her hand and he squeezed it gently.

"Elliot? Olivia?" Cragen said in complete shock.

Both their heads shot up. Holy shit! Cragen was there!