Ch. 11 (finale)

Tea': Guys, this is madness! How can we stop this!

marluxia: You can't. He's mine now.

Sora: Marluxia, DIE!!! (prepares for Ragnorok)

Atem: Not so fast! (counters with a more powerful Strike Raid)

Riku: How did he get so strong?

Marluxia: That's for me to know, and for you to find out. Now, if you would, destroy the keyblade master.

All: NO!!!

Yugi: Snap out of it, Pharaoh! You're not evil!

Atem: that's where you're wrong.

Tristan: We're doomed.

Joey: No we're not. Atem, I challenge you to a duel!

Goofy: No, he's too strong!

Atem: A duel, you say? Fine, what are the stakes?

Joey: Oh I won't duel, Yuge will.

Yugi: Wait, Joey! What are you thinking?

Joey: You beat him before, just do it again!

Atem: What are the stakes?

Sora: If you win, I'm yours. But if you lose, you're back on our side and the Organization has to be Mind Crushed.

Marluxia: Don't you think that's a little unfair? Why not let one of your inexperienced duelists try Atem, to balance it out.

Joey: Oh yeah? Like who?

Marluxia: Why not Donald? He seems fun.

Donald: (inaudible quacks)

Riku: You can't be serious? He's almost as bad as Tea'!

Tea': Yeah! Hey-wait a minute!

Atem: It doesn't matter who I duel, I'll take you all on and defeat you in 3 turns!

Joey: Nyah, what he say?!

Kaiba: If anyone should duel Yugi, It should be me.

All: What!

Atem: I tire of this. Kaiba, I challenge you to a Shadow game!

Kaiba: Fime by me.

Yugi: Kaiba, think about what you're doing-

Atem&Kaiba: Let's duel!

2 turns later

Kaiba: (twitching) But...but...he can't! It's not possible!

Atem: Anything's possible.

Kaiba: But how can you attack me on my turn?

Atem: (sarcastically) I am the best. I'm Yugi.

Sorry Kaiba fans, don't hurt me for this!

Kaiba: (officially cracked) twitch twitch I'm gonna beat the world! I'm gonna beat the world! I'm gonna beat the world!

(now running around like a maniac)

Atem: Now, to claim my prize.

Sora: But wait, don't you have to crush his mind?

Atem: His mind is already crushed. Prepare to die.

Riku: Wait, if you kill Sora, I'll call that Pegasus guy.

Atem: (scared) You...you wouldnt dare!

Marluxia: Who's Pegasus and why is he a threat? (Kaiba still heard in background)

Axel: I'm sure you'll like him Marluxia, ya gay freak.

Marluxia: What are you doing here Axel?

Axel: I just thought it would be a good time to give Sora his present.

Sora: Well, it isn't.

Axel: Oh, but I think it is. Come on, he's right here.

Sora: Who did you bring?

Kairi: Yugi, RUN!
Pegasus: Why there you are, Yugi-boy! I been looking for you all this time! It's a good thing that this young man told me you were seprated from the Pharaoh. Now come here and give me a hug!

Yugi&Atem: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Atem: Being evil isn't worth being within 3 feet of him! I quit!

Joey: RUN!!!

Marluxia: Wait, you can't do this! I control you! Get back here!!! (everyone left)

Pegasus: I know what will cheer you up.

Marluxia: (in sexy voice) Oh really? Show me what you've got.

Epilouge

Axel: And so, the Yu-Gi-Oh world had a pleasent and exciting experience with the Kingdom Hearts gang. Goofy eventually beat Joey in a game of Duel Monsters, Atem's body decayed in a couple of days, so he had to return to the puzzle, Kaiba's in an insane asylum and Mokuba made a full recovery. Last but not least, Marluxia and Pegasus got married (and if you ask me that's worse than Armaggedon) therefore forever joining our two worlds together. Oh well, I'm so bored I even tried to duel. (sigh) In closing, just to make sure I didn't sttuder...Got it memorized?