Chapter 2
Homer returned to the Simpsons' household later that evening after a long day at the park with Chucky. His family was a bit concerned that a middle-aged man was having so much fun with a plastic doll. He had human friends Lenny, Carl, and Moe, a loving wife, and 3 great children. Why Homer had so much fun with a doll was beyond any of the Simpsons's wildest ideas.
"Have fun with your doll, Homer?" Marge asked.
"I sure did," grinned Homer. "This is a feisty little fellow. Yes he is!"
"Did he try to attack you, Homer?" Bart asked.
"No. Why would he do a dumb thing like that? It's just a doll," Homer said.
"Dad…that's Chucky! He's from the Child's Play movies! Don't you know how many people he killed?" Bart gasped with his jaw hanging open.
"Not to worry, son," Homer said. "No doll is going to take a victim of me."
The Simpsons had dinner in the dining room a few minutes later, and Homer had Chucky in his lap while he ate. Homer didn't eat most of his turkey – he tried spoon feeding it to Chucky instead. However, that resulted in making a big mess, as Chucky's mouth did not open, and bits of turkey splattered on the floor.
"Homer, stop being silly and eat your dinner," Marge said.
"But this doll's like a son to me," Homer said. "I've got to feed him."
"Dad, I'm your son, and you never wanted to feed me," Bart said.
But Homer just ignored Bart and said to Chucky, "I love you, you little doll." But then, he looked up and saw that all the members of the Simpsons were looking at him with wide, concerned eyes. "What? Can't a man show some love toward his doll?" With that, the other Simpsons got their dishes and glasses and left to eat in the kitchen.
Later that night, Homer and Marge were sleeping in bed. Much to Marge's dismay, Homer insisted that Chucky sleep with them. Homer cuddled with the doll, which rested in between Marge and Homer. But when both were soundly asleep, the doll woke up and began moving around. He quietly slipped out of Homer's grasp. Homer, suddenly realizing that nothing was in his arms, began to flail around and made loud shrieking sounds, just as he did when he had night terrors. Chucky quickly put a pillow in Homer's arms, and then, Homer went back to rest.
Chucky jumped off the bed. "It's about time I went back to work again. I already conquered that stupid Family Guy family. Now, it's time for me to conquer the Simpsons!" he said. Chucky thought to himself briefly. He wondered which family was stupider – the Simpsons or the Griffins. The Simpsons had three members lacking in intelligence: Homer, Bart, and Maggie. The Griffins, however, had only 2 stupid members: Peter and Chris. Chucky smiled to himself and said, "If I could conquer a family with a talking dog and genius baby, then the Simpsons should be a piece of cake. They're nothing but idiots."
The doll then ran around the house to survey the area. He saw Bart, sound asleep with his Krusty the Clown doll in his arms. Chucky then darted to the next room, where he saw Lisa. Her saxophone was lying against the nightstand, and Chucky saw all of Lisa's essays and book reports. He then advanced to the next room, where he found baby Maggie asleep in her crib.
"Heh, now where shall I begin?" wondered Chucky. "I guess I'll have to sleep on it," he said, feeling a bit tired. He hurried back to Homer and Marge's bedroom. He kicked the pillow out of Homer's grasp and got back in bed with Homer.