Second Chapter! Wootness! This one is also, sadly, a tad bit short. The next will be longer. I promise! Oh and by the way, I fear all you Ed fans are going to come after me with knives after this chapter... Please R&R!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. There. I said it.

ONWARD!

"How do… I know you?" Kailee looked up at the suit of armour.

"That's what I asked…" Alphonse gave a concerned look at the bottom of the pile.
"Oh… oops…" Kailee noticed she was still laying on top of everyone.
"Yeah oops." Stephanie grunted.

Kailee quickly scrambled off the top and helped everyone else up. Dusting off their pajamas, which they'd forgot they'd been wearing until now, they watched the two brothers search them up and down. "What the hell are you wearing?" Edward asked.
"What do you care?" Stephanie said irritably.
Edward rolled his eyes. Stephanie glared at him. Kailee looked at them. Celina giggled. Alphonse scanned the group and then sighed. "If you two don't mind, could you please answer my question?"
"OH! Right! The question! Well. You see… You and your brother Ed, the Fullmetal Alchemist, star in this anime and also in a manga," Kailee started to explain.
"Yeah! And Kailee is totally obsessed!" Crystal added in cheerfully.
Kailee blushed. Vanessa laughed at this. "Good job Crystal."
"THANKS!" Crystal gave Vanessa a high-five.
Crystal looked over at Ed. Ed gave her a questioning glance. Vanessa shoved Crystal forward. Crystal laughed and poked him. Ed and Al were both extremely startled by this.
"You know what?" Crystal smiled.
"… What?" asked the two brothers.
"Ed is short!" Crystal squealed and ran back beside Vanessa and Kailee.
"He is." Stephanie confirmed. "A real shrimp"
Ed grew red in the face. "WHO-ARE-YOU-CALLING-SO-SMALL-A-GIRL-COULD-EAT-HIM?!?" Ed screamed in Stephanie's face.
"There's only one shorty around here that I can see." Stephanie smirked.
Ed growled and Al went to hold him back. Kailee walked up to the two. "Um, Stephanie… I know you've probably always wanted to call Edward small but you two really shouldn't be fi-" She was cut off by Ed and Stephanie turning towards her. "STAY OUT OF THIS YOU CRAZY WOMAN!" they both spat at her.
Shuddering she slowly walked backwards, hands held in front of her in a sign of surrender. Vanessa and Crystal patted her on the shoulders. Celina stood behind them and watched the fight go on. Kailee, Vanessa, and Crystal turned to talk to Al who wasn't to sure whether he should step in and stop the fight or not bother.
As if in answer to his question Kailee, Vanessa, and Crystal looked at him and said "Don't bother. They're pretty much equal in skill and strength."
"Oh." Alphonse said looking from the girls to the fight going on a few meters away.
"Anyways. Ignore them. If I know Stephanie she wont stop fighting till she wins." At that statement they all spun around at the sound of someone howling in pain. Lying on the ground was Ed. (Go figure.) He was pinned; his right arm held tightly against his back, his left held tightly against the ground beside him. Face buried in the dirt. There sat Stephanie. Proudly smiling. Sitting ontop of him as if to say, "I may be a girl but I sure as hell ain't weak."

Again I appologize for the shortness of this chapter. Haha. I must now go run from Ed fans. runs

Ed: Why did I have to lose?!
Me: Because. Its my fic. Deal.
Ed: I know... But still... To a girl... pouts
Me: Actually if I were you I wouldn't be complaining. You should be thanking god that she didn't kill you.
Ed: o.O