If you're reading this, it means you've decided to continued down the Pure Hero Path. Nothing more to say really. But this chapter might be a little short.

Part 3A: Wario and the Circus of Evil

Area: Bowser's Circus

Wario ran through this strange looking circus. He was looking for a Magical Orb. Sometimes when Wario doesn't find the things he wants, he becomes testy.

"WHERE'S THAT MUTHAF FOURTH MAGICAL ORB!" Wario angrily shouted.

It didn't take long however for Wario to notice someone flying through the air. He was a green dinosaur with red scales, a red saddle on his back, and wore red shoes. It's Yoshi! And he was using some kind of magical wings power up to fly. He was also here for a mission.

"Hey that's Greeny," Wario said. Yoshi didn't hear him.

"Look at this," Yoshi said to himself. "That jerk Bowser has stolen coins from all over the world. Just to build a theme park for his vanity. I need to get those coins back."

Wario also noticed Yoshi was holding something. The white Magical Orb.

"What the?" Wario said. "How did a chump like him get an orb?"

Wario also notice Yoshi began to have trouble flying. The wings Yoshi was using disappeared and Yoshi spiraled towards the ground.

"Awowowo!" Yoshi shouted.

"This is too easy. Luck is riding shotgun with me," Wario smirked.

Wario ran into the circus. He found Yoshi not far away.

"Hey Wario!"

"I thought you were dead."

"Whatever," Yoshi back sassed. "but Bowser taken coins from the world to build this theme. So do you mind helping me getting them back?"

"How many coins?"

"Four hundred."

"WHAT THE F?"

Wario eventually agreed as he already found four. Wario and Yoshi began to run on a curved shaped, orange and blue striped road. There they now had 38 coins. Wario and Yoshi saw some Koopas called Hammer Bros. The heroes defeated them and Wario took many of there throwing hammers. He had about 50 hammers. Wario noticed a strange clock. He threw a hammer at it.

"This must be a shooting gallery," Yoshi explained.

He was right. Balloon began to rise up to the sky. Wario knew to hit only the red balloons and the yellow balloons with the hammers. The purple ones with the Koopa King's face means he loses. After the game was over, Wario collected 98 coins.

"Yeah!" Wario boasted.

Wario and Yoshi saw someone. Someone they despised. He had red, flowing hair, two horns like a bull, and he looked much like a dragon. It's Bowser! However, he was in a floating T.V. He was broadcasting from somewhere.

"Oh hello Wario," Bowser said. "I've got a demand for you. Those P.U.N. chump robots are trying to destroy my beautiful carnival. Help me get rid of all of them."

Wario remained silent. He turned around, his back towards Bowser. He grabbed his pants.

And pulled them down!

"GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Bowser roared. "HOW DARE A BAFFOON LIKE YOU MOON ME!"

"You're not really here, Bowser. You're screwed!" Wario said as he and Yoshi laughed and continued their mission.

Wario and Yoshi managed to get 117 coins after riding a pulley.

"That pulley was crazy. No seats. WE'D JUST HUNG ON BARS!" Yoshi shrieked.

"Typical carnivals from bad guys," Wario said. "Having rides that can kill you."

Wario saw a turret and clocks of the shooting gallery. He got on the turret and began firing. However, this shooting was much harder because the turret's movement was slow and the balloons were far away. Wario managed to get only 15 coins.

"Dang!" Wario said.

"Don't feel bad. While you were shooting, I got 30 coins that were on the ground," Yoshi happily said.

Wario then saw a ring of fire and bravely (idiotically) jump through it to get five more coins.

Wario and Yoshi ran through until Wario saw a spring and a gong way over it. Wario took his chance.

"This will prove my strength."

Wario jumped on the spring with all of his might. The spring lifted him high in the air to hit the gong. Wario received 50 coins from it.

"Cool," Yoshi cheered. "We've got over half of them. Time for the rest."

Wario and Yoshi helped some P.U.N. robots fight Bowser's minions. Wario then got the power of Wario Control but he had to hold it in because using it might cause him to zoom pass some coins.

Wario collected more coins that were on the ground.

"Why is currency just lying on the ground anyway?" Wario thought.

Wario then saw a shooting gallery and a gong above it. First he tried the gallery. He still had a lot of hammers left by defeating Koopas. Wario performed very well and Yoshi helped by firing eggs. Then Wario used a spring to hit the gong. They now had 350 coins.

"Just a few more!" Yoshi said.

They ran to another shooting game. The worse yet. It was suspended over tightrope and balloons were over the place. After much work, balance, and many of Wario's tantrums, they only collected five coins.

"Geez! I'm not going to a carnival anytime soon," Wario said.

"Me neither," Yoshi agreed.

But all wasn't lost as they saw gong. Wario jumped on the spring and hit the gong to get 50 coins. They had all 400 coins!

"That's all of them," Yoshi celebrated.

The Magical Orb came floating towards Wario. He grabbed it.

"Sorry Koopa," Wario said. "But I've got no time for games."

"Stupid pun," Yoshi insulted. "And you can have that orb. Even though you should have asked."

"Shut up, Greeny!"

Go to Part 4A to continue