Wow, Wario doing heroic deeds for the sake of doing heroic deed. Nobody really expected that. Oh well, here's part 5 of the Pure Hero Wario

Part 4A: Wario and the Alien Rumble II

Area: P.U.N. Base

The P.U.N Commander was still overlooking the army between the Black Arms. And the army had the upper hand for now. Then the Bob-omb soldier came in again.

"Commander," he started. "COM Sector C3 is reporting that the black aliens have successfully been driven out of Diamond City. We've contained them in the forest and they are completely cut off from their support."

The Commander was very pleased. "Well done, Captain."

But he still wanted one more answer. "What about Wario?"

The soldier answered "Sir, we think Wario escaped into the forest with the black aliens."

"Alert all field commanders in Sector C. I'm authorizing full use of all tactical weapons. I want both black aliens and Wario stopped and buried. Failure is not an option."

"Yes sir!"

The soldier leaves to give the commands. The commander laughed to himself.

"It's over, Wario. You'll finally be exposed and eradicated for the evil that you are."

Area: An Infected Forest

Wario was indeed in a forest. The forest is now being a battle ground between the military and the aliens. Originally, the forest was just a typical forest that had ruins of ancient culture. Now the forest was infected because of the aliens. Red goop-like substances were hanging all over the trees. And some of the plants have been mutated to and now supported rubbery texture.

It wasn't long before Wario ran into another 'friend.' She had red hair and she had a pink crown on her head. She wore a yellow dress and the dress had a blue crest on the chest. It's Daisy.

"Hey, Wario," she said. "P.U.N. had driven the black aliens here. Want to help round up the last of them."

Normally, Wario would have joked along first but eventually agreed. But he skipped that part and decided to help. He was pretty much irritated by the black creatures.

Wario and Daisy defeated two aliens that sprung out in front of them. They also defeated to more that were attacking a soldier. However, the soldier was now firing at Wario.

"Hey, bonehead? I'D JUST HELPED YOU!" Wario shouted.

Wario avoided the fire of the soldier. He picked up a laser gun from one of the fallen aliens. Wario and Daisy saw red goop substance. They touched it and they were insanity teleported to the other side, where they met Doom's Eye.

"Wario," Doom's Eye started.

"I'm getting sick of you," Wario simply said. "Don't talk to me!"

Wario and Daisy ran past the eye.

"Who was that?" Daisy asked.

"Long story."

Wario and Daisy defeated six more aliens. Wario shot some with the laser gun while Daisy punched the rest out cold.

"Taken down by a lady!" Daisy cheered.

"The crazy thing is that I'm sure some of these creatures are female," Wario said. Then he added "……I hope."

The duo were transported through more red, alien goop. When they were released from the goop, they landed on a rubber plant and launched far.

"Stupid aliens, with their mutation of plants," Daisy angrily said. "How dare they harm flowers. They are not affiliated with Petey Piranha."

Wario and Daisy landed on a red goop slide. They slid down. They saw that P.U.N. managed to have some of the area protected. They also saw more aliens when they were closer to the bottom of the slide. Wario and Daisy jumped off the slide to attack the aliens. When they defeated all the aliens a lone P.U.N. Magikoopa began to fire spells at Wario.

"What's their problem?" Wario wondered. "For once, I'm not doing anything wrong!"

Wario and Daisy escaped the soldier and arrived in an ancient building. Black aliens were there too. Wario managed to pick up a floor tile and crush the aliens.

"Dumb pests. That's where they belong!"

Wario also gained the ability to do Wario Control. But he couldn't use it because the he might skip some aliens.

"I obtain cool powers yet I can't use it," Wario whined. "It stinks so much!"

But Wario was now invincible. Wario and Daisy arrived to an ancient canal that was still working. He saw a soldier and a robot attacking alien larvae. But they were having trouble. Wario was amused.

"HA!" Wario laughed. "They can't even take down larvae."

Wario picked up a large floor tile and dropped it on the aliens.

"Good work, Wario!" Daisy said. "There should be half of them left."

Wario went up the canal and saw three aliens. Wario shoot all of them down. Soon enough, a rocky platform began to rise. Wario and Daisy managed to get on. When the platform stopped rising, they got off and saw a spring. The spring launched themselves over ancient fences. Now they saw more aliens and enlarged, mutated cacti.

"Dang. I don't think our planet is capable of the black aliens work." Wario said.

"You think!" Daisy shouted sarcastically.

They defeated the aliens and continued. They went up another canal and found an alien worm. Wario shot at the alien to defeat it. Close up combat wouldn't have worked. Wario saw red thorny fruits. He grabbed one. He remembered eating one back at diamond city. He ate to become Crazy Wario again.

"I'm so high," he idiotically said.

Wario began spitting blobs at the aliens. The aliens fell to Wario's strange spit. Soon enough, Wario became sober again. Wario and Daisy continued only to find a rocky wall in their. Wario busted down the wall and slid down a pole. He took out alien larvae that were clung to the wall.

When Wario arrived to the bottom, he had to bust down another rocky wall. There revealed were more black aliens. It was terrorist post. And they carried shields. Wario and Daisy fought them hand to hand. The aliens fell in a matter of seconds. Wario and Daisy completed the mission.

"That's all of 'em!" Daisy celebrated.

"I won't let them get away with trying to invade this planet.

Moments later, Wario went up to Doom's Eye who was floating around. Wario was here to gloat.

"Having trouble with those P.U.N soldiers, are we?" Wario smirked.

"What a pitiful bunch!" Doom's Eye laughed.

"What'd you say?"

Doom's Eye simply laughed. Daisy was watching all of this at a distance.

"We're not here to exterminate these poor creatures. On the contrary." The eye said.

"What?" Daisy wondered. "What is he talking about?"

"What are you saying?" Wario asked the eye.

"All will be revealed….tomorrow!" Doom's Eye said.

"Tomorrow," said Daisy.

"Wario, you need your rest for tomorrow's ritual." That was all Doom's Eye would say and then Black Bull appeared.

Wario was now ticked. "You chump! You're going down!"

Wario had to fight another Black Bull. This time with Daisy's help. This Black Bull hovered only in one spot. An oval shaped rail was around him. Also, alien soldiers began to appeared and fire. Wario might find this battle long, fatal, and spirit crushing.

But Wario saw a much simpler way.

Wario defeated an alien soldier and took its laser gun. With Black Bull stationary, Wario could fire at its eye with ease. And it was working. Wario fired at the eye enough times to earn Wario Control.

"Wario…..CONTROL!"

Time slowed down around him. Wario could now finish off the alien. After a long, hard battle of less than thirty seconds, Wario defeated the monster.

"You call that a challenge?" Wario said. "I can beat myself much slower."

"That was dumb thing to say, Wario." Daisy said.

"…"

Wario and Daisy went their separate ways. Wario soon arrived near Bowser's base. He could tell because his face was almost on everything. Soon enough, he heard the sounds of rockets. He turned around to find Mario standing on a miniature rocket.

"Hello again, Wario," Mario greeted.

"Not you again!" Wario whined.

"And I love you too," Mario sarcastically retaliated. But Mario wanted to get back on the matter at hand. "Those black creatures went up to outer space. Me and some of the guys are on our way to Clockwork Castle. So I guess that means you might want to come too."

Clockwork Castle was a mystical castle in which very few people managed to actually visit. It was where not only mystical magic was performed but also it was where great scientific experiments and even legendary heroes sometimes are discovered up there. It is also rumored that the seven Star Spirits once resided there. Two other celestial spirits, Brighton the Sun and Twila the Moon, based a Mario Party board on that. Wario was interested in the castle.

"Clockwork….Castle?" Wario wondered.

"C'mon, let's-a go. Next stop: The legendary Clockwork Castle! But first…."

Mario pulled out a slug. "Remember the bet you made. If we meet again soon, you'll eat a slug."

"D'oh!"

So Wario (forcibly) ate the slug and then hopped in the rocket and the rocket flew off to its destination: Clockwork Castle.

Go to Part 5A to continue