Aren't you tired of people thinking DK is just a big, stupid, flea-bitten gorilla? Even though he can do things any human can? I know I am. Anyway, here's Part 5 of Semi Hero Wario.
Part 4B: Wario the computer breaking hacker
Area: A computer room (Hehehe…)
Here we see a famous trio of monkeys. And they were busy working with a computer. One of the monkeys, actually a gorilla, only wore a necktie with the letters 'DK' on it. It's Donkey Kong! And he was getting rather impatient.
"C'mon, Diddy. At this rate, the entire day would be killed." DK said.
"I know. That would be annoying," A female monkey added. She wore a pink hat and a pink V-top. She also had long, blonde hair. It's Dixie Kong!
"Hey, chill you guys," the third monkey said. He wore a red baseball cap with 'Nintendo' written on it. He was also wearing a red sleeveless shirt. It's Diddy Kong. He was the one trying to hack.
"I'm the only one out of the three of us who can even use a computer. And hacking isn't exactly something I can do," he defended.
Dixie grabbed Diddy's arm. "Then let me do it."
Donkey then covered Dixie's mouth. "Don't bug him! It's not as easy as it looks!"
Through DK's hand, Dixie shouted, "LET ME TRY! I THINK I CAN DO IT!" But her shouts were muffled.
Soon the door to the room opened. All three apes turned.
"A murderer?" Diddy shaken.
But it was only Wario.
"Well, well," DK said. "If it isn't Wario. Your timing is perfect."
Wario walked up to the three.
DK continued, "You know that Bowser fella better than us. Well, we're trying to hack into his computer. But don't ask why. And we don't have anymore time to waste."
Wario walked up to the computer. At first he wondered why does Bowser has a computer and how can three monkeys work a computer. But he shrugged all of that off.
"What a coinky-dink!" Wario said. "I want to know what that fat tub of lard Koopa is up to as well."
He went up to the computer and…
"HIYYA!"
He smashed his hand on the keyboard. The amazing thing is that it worked. It opened a path to a cyberspace.
"Whoa!" DK said as Wario jumped into the cyberspace.
"How did he do that?" Dixie asked.
"Who cares how," DK answered. "It worked. And this may be big."
DK put his hand Diddy's shoulder.
"Little buddy, we're counting on you!"
"Don't worry. I know what to do," Diddy said. And he too jumped into cyberspace.
Area: Bowser's Cyberspace
When Wario entered the computer he went at high speed through strange colored lights.
"Whee!" he squealed.
It wasn't long before Wario exited the ride and soon enough found Diddy.
"Wario, thanks for help earlier," Diddy said.
"How did you get ahead of me?" Wario asked.
"I took a faster route. Anyway, I'm here to get data from Bowser's file on these things called terminals. Care to lend a hand?"
Wario decided to help even though he still wondered"
"You're a monkey. How can you work a computer?"
The end result was Diddy giving a lecture to Wario. A young monkey giving a lecture to a grown man. The lecture consisted that of stereotypes. Diddy explained that just because he and his friends are wild animals doesn't mean they're stupid. They play sports, ride go-karts, have parties, fight evil bad guys, and most importantly, bathed, like everyone else. One hour later, Wario, in a fetal position, apologize for his idiotically.
"No problem," Diddy forgiven.
They continued they're quest. Wario knocked a Magikoopa and took his wand. But Diddy complained.
"We can't let Bowser know we're here," Diddy explained.
"Like I knew that."
They arrived to three panels that each had different colors. Wario then touch the panels and it changed colors.
"Cool."
When all panels were the same color, the pathway ahead opened. The pathway leads to another road that spiraled upward. Wario and Diddy went up the spiral path. Diddy had no trouble but Wario was exhausted.
"Feel….like….a rock!" Wario gasped.
Wario saw two more different colored panels suspended in midair. It was out of their reach too because the panels were over an abyss. So Wario fired the wand he had at one of the panels to change its color. When the panels matched colors, a bridge form to next the path. There, Diddy saw a purple hexagon tile.
"DK told me a terminal might look like that," he said.
Wario and Diddy activated the terminal and it caused them to both rise up.
"Alright, let's…." Diddy started but then something. "HEY! This isn't all of the data. The terminals aren't linked!"
Wario then saw Doom's Eye.
"Wario, now you must destroy this cyberspace as well," the eye.
"THIS one?" Wario wondered. "When was I supposed to destroy a previous one? Anyway, you're trouble and you're annoying."
Wario and Diddy ditched the eye.
"Persistent fool he has become," the eye thought to himself. "He doesn't want to incur MY wrath."
Wario and Diddy found themselves staring across the abyss. They saw four colored towers: red, yellow, green, and blue. They were currently on the blue tower.
"The terminals must be in those towers," Diddy explained. He then saw circuits that branched off the blue tower to the others.
"We must ride the circuits," Diddy said. "Don't worry though. I'm pretty sure we can control which way we go."
"Okay then," Wario agreed. "Let's go to the red tower first."
Wario and Diddy entered the circuits and went for the wild ride. When they arrived at forks of the circuits, they knew where to lean too. Soon enough, Wario and Diddy arrived to a platform that was between the yellow and red towers.
"Man," Diddy said. "Now that's what I call lighting fast."
He looked around to find Wario throwing up.
"That can't be good for the computer."
The entered another circuit and was soon enough at the red tower. Wario now saw eight panels. Four of them were only red while the rest was blue. Wario touched blue ones to change them to red. This opened the entrance to the tower.
Wario and Diddy went in and avoided Bowser's henchmen guarding the place. But one of them, a Koopa, saw them.
"Alert, Bowser," he quietly said to his partner. "He has hackers."
Wario and Diddy saw another color coded panel. Wario matched the colors of all of the panels and it caused the panels to rise. Wario and Diddy hopped on. When the panels stopped rising, Wario and Diddy entered another area and saw that a giant, purple sphere was there. Wario and Diddy were also floating.
"WHOA!" Diddy shouted. "Who put this here?"
"Who cares? We can float" Wario cheered.
The sphere had a terminal on top and the exit on the bottom. Cubes were also rotating at the around the top of the sphere. Wario floated toward the exit but Diddy didn't want to leave yet.
"There are still terminals left to find!"
"So I'll wait for you. This is becoming a waste of my time!"
So Diddy went back to find the rest. A few minutes later, Diddy came back. He did find all of the terminals.
"The one at the green tower was dumb. I nearly died trying to get it."
"You're fine now," Wario said apathetically. "So let's go."
Soon enough, Wario and Diddy were looking for another exit but were stopped by Bowser who was carrying a mace.
"So," Bowser sneered. "You sneaky Squeeks are back again, huh?"
"Crud," Diddy said. "We've been discovered."
Wario had other things on mind.
"Bowser! I need to know about my past. Why am I here? Who was I when I was young?"
Bowser scoffed at him. "You're wondering about your past? Like I can tell you something. I doubt you even had a past to begin with!"
"Why you…" Wario angrily started, but Diddy held him back.
"Ignore him. He's messing with your head. Let's kick his butt and get out of here."
Wario groaned knowing he wasn't going to get an answer.
Bowser was ready for action. "You sneaky little thieves! I'll tear you to pieces with my newest battle technique. I'M CARRYING A MACE!"
"All talk, and no action," Diddy shrugged. "Kinda like K.Rool."
Bowser jumped up in the air and came back down smashing his mace. Wario and Diddy moved out of the way. Wario saw a Koopa who was carrying a cannon that launched Bullet Bills. Wario defeated the Koopa and took the cannon.
"Stop!" Diddy said. "We can't let Bowser know we're here!"
"Oo" was the expression that Wario had because of Diddy's remark.
Wario fired the Bullet Bill cannon to damage Bowser.
"Is that all you've got?" Bowser said.
Diddy also used his Peanut Popguns and fired them at Bowser.
"Oh yeah…" Bowser retaliated. "I have a ranged attack too. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY… THE MORE, THE MERRIER!"
Bombs with Bowser's face on them appeared around him. Then they sent off in each direction. Wario and Diddy avoided them. But Bowser wasn't finish yet.
"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY… THE MORE, THE MERRIER!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY… THE MORE, THE MERRIER!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY… THE MORE, THE MERRIER!"
"Criminy!" Wario cried as he dodged more bombs. "That quote is gonna kill us long before those bombs do."
Bowser then threw his mace. Wario launched more Bullet Bills at Wario while dodging the incoming mace. Bowser had enough.
"No more Mr. Nice Koopa!" he said.
Bowser's mace returned to him and then he threw it again. Diddy fired some more peanuts at Bowser.
"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY… THE MORE, THE MERRIER!"
"STOP IT!" Wario said as he covered his ears. "I CAN'T MUCH MORE OF THAT QUOTE!"
But one of the bombs hit Wario. Wario was blasted to a wall. More Koopas, with Bullet Bill launchers, began to appear. They began firing. Wario dodged all of the bullets. He defeated the Koopas and took their cannons. Wario began to bombard Bowser with Bullet Bills. Bowser wasn't down yet.
Bowser threw his mace again. The shockwave threw Wario and Diddy in separate directions. However, Wario was now Hero Wario. He could now use Wario Control. slowed down around Wario. He headed for Bowser who was now saying "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY… THE MORE, THE MERRIER!" but it was much slower. Wario bombarded Bowser with more Bullet Bills.
Bowser couldn't hold the pain in much longer. "Ugh! You'll pay for this!"
Wario and Diddy left Bowser. But Wario was still in thought.
"I have no past? What does he mean by that?"
Wario and Diddy exited cyberspace and they both went their separate ways. Wario soon arrived near Bowser's base. He could tell because his face was almost on everything. Soon enough, he heard the sounds of rockets. He turned around to find Mario standing on a miniature rocket.
"Hello again, Wario," Mario greeted.
"Not you again!" Wario whined.
"And I love you too," Mario sarcastically retaliated. But Mario wanted to get back on the matter at hand. "Those black creatures went up to outer space. Me and some of the guys are on our way to Clockwork Castle. So I guess that means you might want to come too."
Clockwork Castle was a mystical castle in which very few people managed to actually visit. It was where not only mystical magic was performed but also it was where great scientific experiments and even legendary heroes sometimes are discovered up there. It is also rumored that the seven Star Spirits once resided there. Two other celestial spirits, Brighton the Sun and Twila the Moon, based a Mario Party board on that. Wario was interested in the castle.
"Clockwork….Castle?" Wario wondered.
"C'mon, let's-a go. Next stop: The legendary Clockwork Castle! But first…."
Mario pulled out a slug. "Remember the bet you made. If we meet again soon, you'll eat a slug."
"D'oh!"
So Wario (forcibly) ate the slug and then hopped in the rocket and the rocket flew off to its destination: Clockwork Castle.
Go to Part 5B to continue