Gorunks:Alternate Life Chapter 3: Special Gorunks meets Gotenks, a dragon ball z fanfic

Gorunks:Alternate life-Special 1-Gorunks meets...Gotenks!

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Gorunks-In todays exciting adventure I will meet Gotenks my er...um...counter part!

Vegeta-I thought I said no more stupid guest stars!

Gotenks-Hey old man, I'm not stupid but I can think of some who is.

Vegeta-Why you little!-goes in to strangle Gotenks-

Gorunks-No killing the guest stars Vegeta!

Vegeta-Can we get on with the chapter?

Gotenks:Yeah, get on wit' it!

Gorunks:Okay...okay...now introducing...Vegeta you introduce this chapter!

Vegeta:WHAT!!??Okay fine!!!I now introduce the long awaited 3rd chapter of Gorunks:Alternate life...

Recap-Last time in the story Gorunks had just finished pranking alot of people...but the excitement was not over...not by a long shot.

Gorunks was sitting in the grass wondering why nothing exciting had happened yet when... a portal opened in the sky when..Gotenks popped out of the portal and greeted Gorunks like one of those aliens from old school movies "Why do I sense an aura similiar to mine in you?" questioned Gorunks "I'm Gotenks, I'm your counter part, idiot!!" responded Gotenks.

Gorunks than asked him a few rando m questions that only he knew and he got them all right, so that meant he was either a stalker or he was actually telling the truth.But what the heck they decided to have a party and invite no one but themselves, they were so evil, and kinda greedt as well.

During the party Gotenks explained how he had fallen into chemicle waste making the fusion permenant, that shocked Gorunks because he thought only a potara fusion could be permenant.Gorunks, and Gotens decided on leaving the party to go do really random stuff like, blowing up islands, having break dancing contests, and eating nails.

They dcided they would do those things that they had just thought of right this very minutre or second.First was blowing up islands, so they flew to spot where they couldee over 500 islands and started firing ki blasts at random islands most of the time the hit the same, island because they were eachother's count parts, but other times they hit differant islands, and sometime even missed the island completkt, but when they were done they decided to do the second thing on the list, they were going to have a break dancing contest... or two.

During the break dancing contest they did really amazing moves like, a quadrillion head spin or the robot.But durning the bnreak dancing contest they puked on eachother because, everyone knows that saiya-jins get really dizzy really fast, and after the puking fest they decided tto continue the break dancing contest just for the fun of it, and they were dressing up as famous horror villains at the same time, Gorunks dressed up as Vahon Joorsees, and Gotenks dressed as Mychaer Mirels.Half way through the contest it started to more intense, and 20 minutes later the contest ended and it ended in a...tie.Now it was time to eat nails, but it didn't go as they expected and they got a few cuts on their mouths but nothing a saiya-jin couldn't handle.

Since the nail eating contest hadn't went as they planned for it to they just decided to have a fight that would probably last for an hour or 2.First off they built a fighting ring similiar to the one in the Cell games.After they had finished prepartations for the fight they stood in their fighting stances, and charged at eachothers exchaning blows with eachother, Gorunks kicked at Gotenks but the attack was blocked by Gotenks's arm and, Gotenks threw a punch at Gorunks's face but it too was blocked.Gorunks jumped into the air and attacked Gotenks with a flying kick knocking him back threw they air, but Gotenks caught himself mid fall and attackedack with a hard punch aimed at Gorunks's stomech knocking the air out of him, but Gorunks caught his breath beack quickly and charged up a Kamehameha wave as Gotenks charged up a Big Bang attack.Both let their attack lose and, they collided, causing a spectrum of energy, that tore away at the environment, they were soon losing their energy quickly, soon both of the attack were nothing but a mere memory in Gorunks and Gotenks's sub-concious.After their energy was all used up they were both out cold.

Soon after the fight they woke up and noticed a starnge vortex and Gotenks, informed Gorunks that it was time for him to go "I hope to see you soon Gotenks." said Gorunks "I hope to see you soon to Gorunks, I might be in this dimension when Bulma makes a machine for it!" repied Gotenks as he jumped into the portal and left Gorunks's universe.

Gotenks:I have to leave aswell I was only payed to stay for one chapter!

Gorunks:Bye Gotenks hope to see ya back in the second special!

Vegeta:Can we finish this chapter already?

Gorunks:Yes!

Vegeta:Please remember to R&R...

Gorunks:See you all, next chapter!

Gotenks:Bye!

Vegeta:So long hope to see you...NEVER!