Disclaimer—I don't own Naruto!

remember this starts the morning after the mizuki incident!

Onward:

Chapter one

BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Naru slapped her alarm clock as she got out from under the blankets. She took a quick shower and headed toward her closet. She laid her heavy orange jacket on the bead with her orange pants and then put on bandages around her chest (she uses this instead of a bra because it uhh… helps let things show less, and being very developed for a twelve year old, she could use all the help she could get.). Then she put on her tight black short sleeve undershirt. She finished her look off with her vibrant jacket and pants. Turning to look into the mirror on her door she assessed herself. (Same outfit as in the manga/anime only her pants are like Kakshi's only orange. She also has the bandages around her calfs.) She picked up her hair gel and began spiking her hair. (When she is in girl mode, her hair would look like Sakura's when she cut it, only blond and a little shorter!) Putting the finishing touches on she put her forehead protector on, where her goggles used to go.

She went into her kitchen/living room and prepared some instant ramen, noting that her stomach ached with cramps for other reasons than hunger. She sat down and ate a bite or two before shoving her bowl away. She wanted something else, she wanted something sweet, she wanted CHOCOLATE!

There was a knock at the door and she went to answer it. As she opened the door Hinata said, "I figured you might want some." Hinata shoved a couple of chocolate bars into Naru's hand. "I know I did when I woke up."

"I hate this time of the month, it makes my other self so hard to play," I complained.

Hinata shrugged. "I see you passed," she commented.

"Yeah," I said.

"I'm glad," she smiled. "Ok I guess we should go now, they are picking teams today."

I opened my chocolate bar, ate it and then closed my door. Without a word I put on my fake Naruto smile and we started walking.

Fifteen minutes later we arrived at the academy. When we reached the classroom we took our usual seats at the back and watched the crowded room that was filled with excitement. After a while Iruka-sensei came in with a scroll in his hand.

He looked around the classroom with his piecing teacher eyes. He tool a deep breath and shout, "SHUT UP." The room became instantly silent. He smiled, "Ok now that I have your attention I will begin to announce your teams, so listen up." He began to rattle off names for the teams, "Team seven Uzimaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura."

Two hours had passed and our instructor still hadn't shown. I was infuriated. Two fricken hours late, how could someone be two fricken hours late? To top it off my team consisted of an arrogant b, and the president of his fan club.

Sakura looked as if she was as mad as me, if not more. Sasuke just stared at the door with a colder glare than usual. Eventually a tall silver haired man came in to the room. He had a facemask on that covered the bottom half of his face while his forehead protector was slated his left eye. (His left not yours!) He walked in with his usual orange book in his hand, when he was in front of the seats we were sitting he snapped the book shut.

He looked up at our scowling faces and lingered on mine, probably noting the confusion that was mingled with anger. "My first impression of you guys…I don't like you very much."

"That's fine by me, who said I, or even we liked you," I snapped back. Sakura gave her consent by saying 'yeah what he said.' Sasuke just 'Hned.'

"Meet me on the roof," he said with a poof.

We got up grudgingly and walked to the roof. When we got there Sasuke sat in middle with his elbows on his knees and his fingers intertwined in front of his mouth. Sakura sat in her knees to 'his' left and I sat indian style to 'his' right. We looked on at Kakashi who was leaning with his buttocks against the rail of the bar on the edge of the roof.

"So I guess we need to get to know one another, how bout you tell me you likes, dislikes, dreams and hobbies," Said Kakashi.

"Sensei how about you go first and show us what you mean," said Sakura.

"Ok, well I'm Kakashi-sensei, I don't feel like telling you my likes or dislikes, I don't really have any dreams, and I have many hobbies."

"He only told us his name," said Sakura.

I looked at Kakashi amused, knowing that if you wanted to know about him you had to work at it. I made gave off hand signals that him and my other caretakers taught me, saying, 'I bet you do you pervert.' I made it to where Sasuke and Sakura wouldn't notice. He signaled me back being discrete saying, 'shut up.'

"Ok well the annoying blond you go first," Kakashi, said.

I gave off the best Naruto fox smile I could muster and said, "I'm Uzimaki Naruto, and I really, REALLY like ramen. I dislike the three minutes you have to wait when the instant ramen is being cooked. My hobbies are tasting all kinds of ramen, and learning new jutsus. And my dream is to become the best Hokage in history!"

Kakashi's eye drooped a little more and said, "Okay miss how about you go next."

"I'm Haruno Sakura, well I like," she looked at Sasuke and giggled. "Uhh… my hobby is," she looked at Sasuke and did a blushing giggle combo. "A…and my dream is," once again the crazed fan girl looked at Sasuke.

We all turned our attention to Sasuke and he said, "I'm Uchiha Sasuke, I dislike many things, I like very few things, my hobby is training, and I don't have a dream, more of an… ambition. I want to bring back my clan, and kill a certain man."

"Well ok I think that's enough for today…(he gives the whole survival training speech, that I prefer not to write down.)

Kakashi signaled secretly for me to meet him three roofs away. I said a brief good bye to my team and headed toward my destination.

Kakashi was already there when I jumped onto the roof. "You wanted to see me?" I asked.

"Yes, I want to know whether you're going to act like an idiot tomorrow?"

"Yes, it goes with the whole Naruto mystic."

"Ok, well it's my watch till six, so I'll take you home."

I didn't protest, so we made our way to my apartment."(And for you perverts out there, that is not going to happen, well maybe later with someone who is her age, but even then I will not go into details, but no definitely not Kakashi, ewww….)

Soooooo… how do ya like it so far?

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