AN– This is based loosely on a challenge by Chpstksinhair, number 4...vaguely. Err...I didn't stick to it, I'm sorry. Yes, this is my pathetic attempt to be slightly dirty. hangs head I'm sorry.
Rating– PG-13, for naughtiness the night before
Warnings– Professor!Doumeki
Disclaimer– I'm a bad influence on CLAMP's characters, but I just can't stay away! Oh, yes...I didn't come up with "man panties" That is totally not mine. I think it was Failure to Launch, but I don't know.
"DOUMEKI!!! WHY ARE YOUR PANTIES IN MY SOCK DRAWER?!?!?!?!"
"..." Doumeki tried to decide whether Watanuki wanted an actual answer to this, hands still buttoning up his shirt. "Panties?"
Watanuki turned an exceptional shade of chartreuse, "Err..MAN PANTIES DOING IN MY SOCK DRAWER??" he modified.
"Man panties?"
"STOP REPEATING WHAT I SAY!!!"
"They aren't panties."
"Eh?"
"They're boxers. Boxers are not related to panties." Doumeki clarified. "Briefs are."
"WHAT???"
Doumeki sighed, sensing that this point would be hard to get across. "Briefs were invented as a way to solve the problem of men not having panties, while women did. Because they were based off female panties, they were related, with some basic design changes to accommodate the additional...parts. Therefore, boxers are not related to panties, at least not nearly as much as briefs are."
Watanuki Kimihiro was finally speechless.
Doumeki couldn't resist.
"So, a man who, when involved with another man, would be much more likely to wear briefs if he was the feminine part of the pair." Doumeki crooked his finger at the slightly ajar underwear drawer full of tighty whiteys. "If you have an inclination towards briefs, it could be called a cry from your subconscious, trying your conscious mind to understand what it...and your body, already understands," satisfied, Doumeki turned and resumed getting dressed. Watanuki was silent for one second before he exploded.
"WHA-WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING YOU PERVERT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
This is my First Day After Fic. Please read and Review!!
P.S. You wouldn't believe the shades of red I turned when my boyfriend walked into the room when I was doing research for this piece. EEP!