The hero ending to the Semi Dark path. Enjoy.
Part 6H: Wario! The Surly Loner
Area: Black Comet
Black Comet was the base of the Black Arms. Wario had gotten this far, he's not turning back now. Inside the Black Comet, it was hollowed out for aliens. The comet was also about three times as big as an asteroid. Also, this part of the Black Comet mostly took place over some kind of strange liquid. Wario arrived to the Black Comet to already find Doom's Eye waiting for him.
"Wario," it said. "Those sub creatures are trying to ruin our base. Exterminate those vermin, once and for all!"
Doom's Eye began to leave. Wario was curious aren't you gonna follow me.
"No need too," the eye said. "I trust you,"
The eye floated away. However, Wario was being his usual self again. He decided to screw Doom's Eye command.
"This is the aliens' home turf," he said. "They have the home field advantage."
Wario saw that he couldn't swim across the toxic liquid because it would have killed him. However, he did see a lone alien disk. He hopped on and glided over the 'water.'
Wario saw that P.U.N. robots were battling alien worms. He felt envious that the worms were able to enter the liquid without harm. Wario continued. He went under a pathway that led upward. Wario soon arrived on dry land and got of the disk. He saw another 'friend.' This guy looked like Mario except he was taller and skinnier. He wore green overalls and a green hat with the letter 'L' on it. It's Luigi! And he looked scared half to death.
"T-tthis is-s the final showdown—n," Luigi stammered in fear. "I –m going t-to destroy this c-comet!"
Wario smirked. "You're scared outta your mind! Big baby! If you want I'll help you. But I'm being nice JUST this one time. Just follow me."
Luigi did as told. The duo jumped onto a platform that elevated up to another pathway. Wario and Luigi continued through an alien tunnel with tentacles sticking out. At the end, Wario and Luigi had to stop because the Comet's liquid. However, the two saw two alien disks and they each got on one. Wario and Luigi rode over the liquid and avoided the worms. Luigi was still scared of this nightmare.
"MOMMY!" he cried.
They entered another tunnel but when they reached the end, they saw liquid blocking their path again. But they saw more alien saucers take them to the next path. They saw a black alien with an orange uniform. Wario and Luigi defeated the alien and Wario took its gun. The continued left and saw yellow light in the shape of a Warp Pipe. Wario and Luigi jumped in.
They jumped out of the other side to find a lone P.U.N. robot. They ignored it and saw more alien disks. Each man jumped on one and went for a ride. Wario used the laser gun he had to take out any aliens. Luigi used fireballs to take the remaining forces out. It too awhile, but Wario became Hero Wario. He glow a bright blue.
"Wario…..Control!"
Wario grabbed Luigi and they both went flying at high speed. Luigi was screaming through all of this. Wario was having a blast.
"WOOT!" Wario shouted.
Eventually, the control stopped and they landed on a path lined up with P.U.N. robots.
"I got my eye on you," Luigi commented. "So don't even think about it."
"You're only assuming that because I'm a man and you're not!"
Wario and Luigi continued the path and at the end, they saw light in the shape of a Warp Pipe.
"You know, that's pretty cool," Wario admitted.
They jumped in. They went out the other side and saw more alien disks and a manned P.U.N. robot further away. They hopped on the disks and glided over the toxic. They went through another alien tunnel. When they exited the tunnel, Wario saw manned P.U.N. robots fighting Black Arm soldiers that were also on disks. Wario and Luigi decided to help. They managed to defeat most of the black aliens. However, some of P.U.N. robots damaged Wario's air saucer.
"UNGRATEFUL JERKS" Wario shouted.
Eventually, they made it to another Warp Pipe and jumped in. They jumped out to run through another path. They avoided large moving weights and alien mines. They also ran down a spiral path that contained more P.U.N. robots. Wario and Luigi avoided them. At the bottom of the path was a door and Wario and Luigi went through it to find more robots.
"You've got to be kidding!" Wario said.
Wario and Luigi continued however. They saw two more alien saucers to ride on. They hopped on for a ride. While riding, Wario defeated some more alien worms to become Hero Wario.
"Wario….."
"Oh boy!" Luigi muttered.
"CONTROL!"
Luigi held on to Wario and they both went flying again. They flew at rapid speed and ran into aliens and robots. When they stopped they saw more P.U.N. robots fighting. Wario and Luigi still continued their mission. They ran through another door and saw more aliens. They were defeated with ease.
Eventually, they saw more air saucers. Wario and Luigi hopped on and went across the toxic liquid. After much riding, much avoiding tentacle, and Luigi crying, the duo finally found the pink Magical Orb.
"That's the Orb that those black creatures stole!" Luigi exclaimed.
Wario grabbed the orb.
"Do whatever you're here for Luigi. I got my own reasons for being here."
A few moments later, Wario was around through the Black Comet, However, Bowser came crashing down in front of him. He was riding his Koopa Klown Car, but this time, there were three slots in the front.
"Wario!" Bowser smiled evilly.
"Koopa!" Wario said dumbfounded.
Bowser wanted to get to the point. "Hand those six Magical Orbs to me, like a good Chain Chomp. You're a treasure hunter correct? Excellent job! I give you my praise. Now hand over the Orbs!"
Wario wanted the orbs for himself. "No way!"
"WHAT?" Bowser shrieked.
"Hey buster, I need the Orbs to recover my memories. So they're not going anywhere."
Bowser calmed himself down. There was one way he could get them. "Is that so? We'll see about that. Wario, prepare for battle."
Luigi happened to stumble to the beginning of the fight. He began to sneak off. However, Wario grabbed him.
"You own me. Remember?" Wario reminded.
The slots on Bowser's Copter began to slow.
"Very well. If you disobey me, you will suffer!"
"What is that?" Luigi asked out loud.
The slots on Bowser's machine show a picture of a missile.
"Missile Fever, baby!" Bowser said.
Missiles began to head toward Wario. Bowser began to hover away. Wario ran after him and to avoid the missiles also.
Wario saw that slots determine what attack is going to happen. So what if Wario activated the slots himself? Wario ran up to Bowser's Copter and punched the slots. The slots revealed a picture of a Bob-omb.
"NO!" Bowser shouted. "Don't drop them here!"
Bowser's Klown Car fell over. Bom-ombs appeared around it and blew up on contact.
After that Bowser was able to get back up and continued hovering away. However, he was basically flying in a circle. Wario and Luigi began to chase him again. Luigi decided to give it a try. He kicked the slots and it revealed a picture of Wario. Bowser screamed like a girl.
"Why did I put Wario Fever as one of the options?" Bowser whined. "WHY?"
"Because you're an idiot!" Wario answered back as he glowed red. He ran under Bowser's Copter.
"Wario…BLAST!"
The blast done considerable damage to Bowser's Copter but he still managed to continue hovering. Wario managed to perform Wario Blast two more times.
"Oh yeah!" Wario said.
However, the slots now revealed a picture of Hammer Bros.
"Hammer Fever!" Bowser gloated. "You're screwed now."
Hammer Bros landed near Wario and Luigi.
"You take on Bowser." Wario said. "I'll handle the Hammer Bros."
Luigi cowardly ran after Bowser. While so Wario managed to knock the Hammer Bros silly. When he was done he saw that Bowser was chasing Luigi by using explosives.
"RUN!" Luigi cried.
"This is what you get for bombing ME!" Bowser shouted.
Wario and Luigi ran away from Bowser. Eventually, Bowser ran out of Bob-ombs to use so now he was the mouse. Wario ran up to Bowser again and attacked the slots to reveal a picture of a Bob-omb again.
"Not again!" Bowser yelled.
Bob-ombs exploded around Bowser again. Bowser was now furious.
"You've asked for it!" Bowser said as he continued to hover away. Luigi ran up to the copter and attack the slots to use Bob-ombs again.
"For crying out loud!" Bowser groaned. Bob-ombs exploded around his copter again. Bowser still hovered away.
"What kind of battle is this anyway?" Wario wondered. "Eh, screw it! He's weakening!"
Wario ran up to Bowser's Copter one last time. He punched the slots to reveal a picture of a missile. Bowser panicked.
"What? W-wait! Abort lunch! I mean LUANCH!"
It was too late. The missile bombarded Bowser and his copter collapsed to the floor.
"What?" Bowser said. "This can't be! I was supposed to win! Gaa….AAH!"
"NEVER show your face around me again!" Wario told Bowser.
After the battle, Luigi left. Bowser was lying across the floor. His wrecked Koopa Klown Car was behind him. As Bowser lay before Wario's feet, the last orb, the red Magical Orb, floated around Wario. As that one did, the other orbs began to float around Wario as well.
"Finally, I've got ALL the Magical Orbs!"
Bowser managed to say something. "How dare you defy ME!"
Wario didn't care for what Bowser thought. "I am Wario the Warrior. I and only I knows what best. No one can tell me what to do. This is WHO I AM!"
"WHAT!" Bowser asked in shocked.
Wario raised his fist above Bowser. "GOOD BYE, KOOPA!"
As Wario's fist came crashing down towards Bowser, everything went black. But the last thing we hear from Bowser is "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!"