A/N: Sorry this is a short chapter just got back from tramping a day ago haven't talked to my beta so this chapter isn't Betad so all mistakes are my own fault sorry.
Disclaimer: Don't own Stargate sorry! Though I did purchase seasons 2 & 3 four hours after getting back from tramping!
SG-1 found them selves standing around the bedside of the newest member of the SGC waiting for her to wake up. They had to sedate her to even let them anywhere near her with a needle. "Colonel I think she's waking up!" he turned back to the bed after placing the tongue depressor he was playing with down "Hey kiddo 'bout time you woke up"
"Why is there a needle in me?" Claire's voice was calm but shaky. Her hands gripped the sheet that was covering her tightly, her knuckles white. "They had to put an IV in, you were dehydrated" Sam explained trying to calm the girl down. "You don't understand!" she cried out "you have to take it out!" tears were streaming down her cheeks now "Why?" Daniel asked curious as to why the young teenager was so afraid of needles.
"I can feel it inside of me! It's going to fall right into my bloodstream and kill me, please please you have to take it out now!" she pleaded with them her eyes shining with yet more tears to soon be shed. "Alright alright Carters gone to get the doc while take it right out ok?" Jack was worried he couldn't deal with hysterical people and Daniel, Carter and Teal'c had ditched him alone with a crying Teenage girl for crying out loud!
The doctor came jogging in. "what seems to be the problem here miss?" he asked gently in calm soothing voice. "The problem you imbecile is that I have Aichmophobia and you stuck a needle right into me and left it there!!!!! Aren't doctors supposed to ask patients if they have a fear of anything that might come up during a treatment or exam???? You have to take the goddamm needle out now before it KILLS ME!!!" she was screaming by the end of her belittlement of the poor doctor who looked extremely worried now. "Calm down miss please. I didn't have a choice but to put it in and it has to stay there for at least another hour" he said gently but firmly trying not to let Claire know that he was quite scared of her, after all he had never had anybody yell at him just because of a needle before.
"No it won't stay in there for another hour because you will take it out right the instant!" she was glaring at him now and frankly it was frighting him. "Ok then I'll take it out now" he gently pulled her arm towards her and removed the needle from her skin. After placing a sticky plaster over it he let her retract her arm and curl into the foetal position. He turned to the members of SG-1 that had now come back into the room since the crying had stopped "I trust you will be staying here?" he asked not really needing an answer. "You got that right" the Colonel replied on behalf of his team.
The doctor left and they all turned back to the bed "Go away!!" came a muffled voice that just managed to reach them since she had her face stuffed into the mattress of the bed. "No I think we'll stay for a little while don't you guys??" the other 3 adults in the room nodded there agreement "If your going to stay you have to go and get me something's cause they probaly won't have what I need here" "Ok what do you need?" Daniel asked piping up for the first time in awhile which was a record for him. "I'll make a list" Sam passed her a pad and pen that she always kept in her pocket.
She grinned evilly in her head hahaha now to extract revenge on Colonel O'Neill by making him by sanitary products while his Darling 2IC stays here with moi. Lets see him get out of this little situation shall we?
She decided to start of with normal items just to lull him into a sense of security.
Reese's pieces
Grape Fruit
Purple Jell-O
Libre Ultra Slim Night Pads (10 pack)
Libre Ultra Slim Tampons (12 pack)
Bubble Gum flavoured tooth floss
A3 size Sketchpad
Eraser
1 Pack of water Colour Pencils (the ones that come with a paintbrush)
2 standard pencils
She tore of the sheet of paper and passed it to O'Neill "Alright Teal'c, Carter, Daniel lets go shopping" he stuffed the piece of paper into his pocket and turned to leave the infirmary "Hold on Sam has to stay here" Claire called out "Why?" "I have to talk to her about Feminine things" she grinned at the light blush that covered his face as his mind raced to conclusions about what 'Feminine' things could possibly mean. "Ah ok Danny boy Teal'c Come on time to go" they quickly exited to go change into their Civvies before going topside to fetch the things she needed.
"What was on the note Claire?" Sam asked curious as to the malicious grin on her face. After quickly explaining what she had written down Samantha burst out laughing "Why??" "To see if he actually gets them of course!" they both fell back onto the bed in a fit of giggles.
A/N: Next Chapter, Jack and the boys go shopping!