Prompt: "Stars" – Switchfoot Disclaimer: Nothing recognizable belongs to me or brings me any profit. This includes the show "NCIS" and its characters. Author's Notes: Yeah. Another one. This is kind of AU from the show. 'Cause I twisted, I guess – some of the plots to be the way I want them to be. If you don't like them… sorry. If you do… comments are always welcome/ appreciated/ loved/ like chocolate. This is kinda short… Okay, it's really short. They just weren't coming to me today. Or yesterday, for that matter.
Gibbs question: I have no clue. No one really knows about them yet... and they aren't officially dating.
Bah-Deep
Bah-deep. "Tony." Poke. Bah-Deep. "To-ny." Jab. "BAH-DEEP. "Tony!" Pour.
Spluttering, squirting, and yelling, he sat up and grabbed at the intruder. It yelped. A girly yelp. Using his Special Agent Super Powers (which came in handy at moments like these) he determined that It was a girl. Well, it could have been McGeek, who was King (or would it be Queen?) of the girly yelps, except for the fact that McGeek didn't smell like this. This also ruled out Kate and Abby, the latter who used a perfume called "Killing You Softly" and whose bottle was adorned with angry red skull-and-bones on the label. It smelled nothing like the lavender he was inhaling now. It also couldn't be Ziva, or he would be lying on the floor, unconscious and very likely paralyzed.
It responded to the strong grip with an equally strong jab in the ribs. "You fell asleep on my couch. And your phone is making funny noises. You can let go now." Something black and heavy was shoved in his face.
"Wha- oh." A text message… or twelve. From… Karen. "You didn't…"
"Look at them? I'm not a snoop, Anthony DiNozzo."
"Didn't say you were."
"You thought it."
"Did you look at them?"
"Maybe."
He grabbed her again. "I might just have to make you shut up."
"How so, D?"
"Like this, J."
First kiss. He was soaking wet, she was being a snoop, and they were both happy.