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Chapter Two: Disaster Strikes
To Link's disappointment, Zelda was right. All that fell from the dark clouds was harmless rainwater. Link stood in the middle of Hyrule Field, quite wet.
"Why… why am I not melting?" Link asked himself. He looked up at the stormy skies. A raindrop landed in his eye. "GAAH! IT STINGS!! IT IS ACID!" Link clutched his face and jumped around. He was screaming rather loudly. So loudly, in fact, that Malon could hear him from the ranch. She ran outside, and saw Link jumping around. Not the least bit worried, she went to him out of sheer boredom and curiosity.
"Oh Link." Malon sighed. "What tragedy has befallen the great Hero of Time?"
Link turned to Malon. "Oh Malon! Help me! There's acid in my eyes!!" As the castle guard, Zelda, and so many other people had done that day, Malon gave Link a queer look. Link sobbed. "It's raining acid!"
Malon sighed again. She wrapped an arm around Link and patted his back. "There there Link. Everything's okay. It's not raining acid."
Link calmed down at once, and Malon pulled Link's head into her chest in a hug. Link then started to giggle.
"…what?"
"Hee hee… You have boobs."
Our story now brings us to the other side of Hyrule, across the desolate Desert Colossus. Over that span of distance, the deafening sound of a mighty slap, and a most girly scream was heard.
Our story brings us back to Hyrule Field, where Link now lays, with a great, red, hand-shaped mark on his left cheek. Malon has long since departed.
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Short days after the most dreaded acid rainfall, Hyrule was back in its placid state. Link however, knew that evil was still afoot, lurking in the shadows. With his trusty Master Sword and Hylian Shield in hand, Link patrolled the fields of Hyrule. So far, the only evil he had come across was a Peahat, who was rather angry that Link was poking around its nest looking for 'evil-doers'. The day was drawing to a close, and Link was growing weary. He collapsed on the banks of Lake Hylia and fell fast asleep.
It was not until a few hours later that he would wake. When he did, he was roused by much screaming and explosions, and other destructive noises. Link stood up abruptly and looked about him. The ominous dark clouds had returned, and now, Death Mountain was erupting. Many towns were now burning, as rocks fell to the ground from the volcano. Lava poured down the mountainside, demolishing Kakariko Village. It deposited into the stream, where it created much steam. There was a sudden thunderclap, and a lightning bolt struck Lon Lon ranch, as rains started to pour from the clouds. The fields shook as the earth began to quake, and a large fissure opened up. When all looked at its bleakest, a tornado appeared in the forest, and tore all the trees out.
Link screamed. "OH NO!" The disasters wreaked havoc upon the lands, as cities fell and people died. As this was all happening, Link was frantically dancing around in circles.
"What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? GAAH!" He looked up to the sky and cried to the goddesses. "PLEASE STOP THIS!" By some miraculous miracle, everything stopped. The lava instantly hardened, and Death Mountain stopped erupting. The rains dried up immediately, and the clouds evaporated. The winds died down, and the ground seamed itself back up. Hyrule was once again… peaceful… Link decided there was only one thing to do…
"PRINCESS ZELDA!!" And Link ran off to Castle Hyrule.
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