054. Thirst
What Foreman Saw
Foreman stalked away from the Diagnostic Medicine conference room and vowed that in future when he was thirsty he was damn well going to make the trip down to the cafeteria. In fact he was never going into the conference room again unless he was with at least one other person. Because he'd just seen something that made him want to bleach his brain.
He would have been perfectly fine with accidentally walking in on House kissing someone. In fact he'd have enjoyed the situation since for once House would have been at a disadvantage. That and it would have been nice to have some confirmation that his boss was actually human. He could even have coped with walking on House kissing Wilson…which is kind of what he'd done except they'd gone way past kissing. And he didn't exactly walk in on them.
He'd sort of walked into the conference room, peered into the office to see if House was there and seen movement out on the balcony. He'd gone with the intention of letting House know that their patient was still responding well to the treatment but had come to a screeching halt halfway across the room.
Because walking in on his boss getting a blowjob from Wilson was not something he'd ever wanted to see. Even if it did confirm all those rumours about the two men.
Thankfully House hadn't seen him, being far too…busy to pay attention to anything other than the man on his knees in front of him. So Foreman had carefully backed out of the room then stalked out of the conference room in dire need of a coffee and perhaps a bottle of bleach.