It's almost Christmas
And that is when
The whole world
Will suffer again
The other websites
Cleared a path
So fan fiction
Will heed my wrath
Ah yeah.
You all know it
It's time Yu-gi-oh
Became a poet
You know why Joey
Was down on his luck?
Yugi invited
Over the duck
"I bet you two
Will be friends."
"Oh the horror
Never ends."
You know what happened
The last time they met.
"Hey Tea!
I wanna make a bet.
I bet Joey
Will lose to the duck."
"I think they'll be friends."
"WHAT THE (word deleted for the young audience)!"
Joey was fighting.
This is better than dreamed
Because of course,
Joey got creamed.
"I didn't think we'd be
Friends after what I did."
"Get beaten up?"
"You bet it kid."
So this year,
Christmas rocks
Until the turkey,
Fed a woodland fox.
You know what?
Christmas sucks.
Tea still owes me
50 bucks.
"I won't pay!"
I'm not to blame
If you don't like it.
Tea's to flame.