Ok heres the second chapter hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimer: i don't own Harry Potter.
Chapter two: I Never!
"Alright, its time to have some fun, I'm assuming that you all know how to play I Never!?" Blaise asked the golden trio,
"Of course" Harry answered with a smirk to rival Draco's. Ron, Hermione and he shared a smug wink, now was the time to prove that they were not the goody goodies that everyone all thought that they were,
"Well since Draco asked the last question I get to go first" Blaise insisted,
"Fine, whatever you say Zabini" Ron waved his hand dismissively and waited for Blaise to start.
"Well since we are playing with Gryffindors I had better start off slow, don't want you all to faint from shock at the first question" Blaise sniggered, Draco smirked and Pansy laughed,
"You would be surprised Zabini, just start already" Harry retorted as he picked up a cracker and dipped it before popping it into his mouth,
"Alright Potter, I have never been to any of the other house dorms" Harry grinned as he took a sip of his butterbeer, Ron looking smug took a sip also, the three Slytherins looked at them both curious,
"Which house dorms have you been to?" Pansy finally asked,
"Ravenclaw with Luna this year, and Ron and I went to the Slytherin dorms in second year" Harry shrugged,
"WHAT?" three voices sounded out,
"Its not too bad really, bit damp and cold for my tastes but other than that not much different to Gryffindor tower" Ron grinned,
"How did you get into the dorm?" Blaise asked,
"Led there personally by your very own Prince of Slytherin himself" Harry chuckled,
"What, Potter, I did no such thing!" Draco protested,
"Sure you did, password was pureblood from memory, mind you, you did think that we were Crabbe and Goyle at the time" Harry chuckled,
"How?" Pansy asked,
"Polyjuice potion, we wanted to know who had been the heir of Slytherin, thought Malfoy there would have an idea, if he wasn't himself, Hermione brewed the potion and we changed into Crabbe and Goyle" Ron explained, Draco was thunderstruck,
"You thought that I was the heir of Slytherin?"
"Who wouldn't?" Ron shrugged, Harry cut in when Draco opened his mouth to retort,
"Ok my turn, time to liven this up a bit, that question was too tame for us" then with an evil grin towards Hermione he continued "I have never received or given a lap dance"
"Ooh Harry, you're evil" Hermione growled as she took a sip of her drink, noticing that Draco, Pansy and Ron all drank as well. The Slytherins were shocked when Hermione sipped her drink,
"Granger you received a lap dance?" Blaise asked, knowing that she was too much of a prude to give one,
"No, I gave one. Fred and George Weasley were testing their products for married couples on us and I ended up giving Seamus a lap dance" Hermione gave a noncommittal shrug, but the blush on her cheeks betrayed the nonchalance of her words,
"I told you not to try that one" Ron reminded her,
"Not like you could have stopped me Ron, if I recall you were too busy trying to fend off Lavender while she was giving you a lap dance, now that was funny" Hermione replied,
"Scariest moment of my life, and neither of you helped me" Ron shuddered at the memory,
"Hey I was too busy laughing, and Hermione was otherwise occupied" Harry defended himself, then he turned to the Slytherins who were watching this exchange speechless with shock, Harry turned to Pansy and Draco,
"No guessing there, Parkinson obviously gave Malfoy a lap dance"
"Wrong Potter, I gave one to a guy in Paris last summer" Pansy corrected "It was Millicent Bulstrode who gave Draco one, well tried to, he bolted as soon as she started" Ron suddenly burst into laughter,
"I saw Fred giving one of those sweets that Hermione had to Bulstrode, I'll have to tell him that her victim was Malfoy"
"You can't say anything Weasley, Dumbledore put a charm to prevent that remember" Draco sneered, though his cheeks had a tinge of pink on them from the memory,
"Alright my turn, payback is sweet" Hermione stated smirking at Harry,
"Oh no" Harry groaned,
"I have never had a crush on another person in this room"
"Granger even I have to say that that is evil" Draco commented as he removed his hands from his drink, while the other four group members drank,
"Fess up Harry, this is payback for the lap dance thing"
"Remind me to kill you later" Harry scowled,
"You can try"
"Fine, I had a small crush on Parkinson in second year, are you happy"
"Very" Hermione stated simply while the other guys were laughing,
"Potter had a crush on Pansy? Oh that is a hoot, I'll never let you live this one down Potter" Draco sniggered, then he turned to Ron, "No guesses on who yours is Weasley"
"Yeah so I liked Hermione all last year, grew out if it though she's more like a sister to me now"
"What about you Pansy? Was Malfoy your crush?" Hermione asked
"Of course, who wouldn't have a crush on Draco?" Pansy retorted,
"I could name a few girls if you would like" Hermione offered, noticing the satisfied smirk on Draco's face falling slightly. Blaise interrupted before the situation blew out of control, he was actually enjoying himself with the golden trio, who knew that they would actually be fun to hang around,
"Weasley your turn"
"Not yet Zabini, you haven't told us who your crush was on, I saw you take a drink, spill" Ron responded crossing his arms, Blaise shrugged,
"I had a crush on Granger in fourth year, after I saw her at the Yule ball, she was looking fine" Hermione blushed, then turned to Ron,
"Come on Ron"
"Fine, I never had a piercing anywhere but my ear" Ron stated, as they all watched Harry and Hermione drink,
"Your ear isn't pierced" Pansy commented,
"Only cause mum threw a pot at me and screamed for me to take it out" Ron replied,
"I told you that you should have gotten one where I did" Harry grinned,
"Bloody hell Harry, I'm crazy but I'm not insane"
"How many times do I have to tell you that it didn't hurt?" Harry asked,
"Where did you and Granger get your piercings Potter?" Blaise asked, voicing all the Slytherin's question. Harry grinned, unbuttoned his shirt and showed them the thin silver hoop in his left nipple, Pansy gasped then grinned, Harry had a really, really nice body, toned, tanned, no hair and abs to die for,
"Bloody hell, Harry freakin Potter has a nipple piercing!" Blaise hooted,
"Granger, please tell me that you don't have one in the same place, I don't think I could handle the thought of the know-it-all bookworm having a pierced nipple" Draco stated,
"Don't be absurd Malfoy, like I would get a piercing there, my piercings are elsewhere" Hermione retorted,
"Where are your piercings Granger?" Pansy asked, Hermione stood and raised her shirt to show the stud in her belly button, a small diamond at the top and a charm in the bottom. After tucking her shirt back in she sat down again before sticking out her tongue and showing the three Slytherins the silver stud sitting in the centre of it,
"Does that go right through your tongue?" Blaise asked leaning over the table to get a better look at it, Hermione rolled her tongue back and showed him the small ball on the bottom,
"Doesn't that feel uncomfortable?" Pansy asked, forgetting in her curiosity that Hermione was her enemy,
"At first it did, but now I don't even realize its there"
"What purpose would putting a metal bar through your tongue produce?" Draco asked disgusted, Hermione grinned and gave him a saucy wink,
"Wouldn't you like to know" Harry waited until Hermione and Pansy were oblivious to them before he leaned over and whispered in Blaise's ear. Blaise's eyes widened before he stared at Harry. Harry nodded and motioned for him to tell Draco. Blaise leaned over and whispered to Draco what Harry had said, Draco's jaw dropped and a pink tinge appeared on his cheeks before he turned to the Boy-Who-Lived,
"Are you serious?"
"Yep" Harry affirmed, then glanced at Hermione making sure that she was unaware of their whispered conversation,
"Bloody Merlin" Draco whispered under his breath, but his thoughts were interrupted by Pansy's voice,
"Ok my turn I have never been to a muggle dance club and done that grinding thing they do" Harry, Ron, Hermione and to everyone's surprise Blaise all drank. As he placed his bottle of butterbeer down he looked over at his fellow Slytherins.
"What? It was over the summer, and I'll tell you what, its great fun, gives you an opportunity to cop a feel without getting slapped, well in most cases anyway" Draco scowled then took his turn,
"I have never gotten a tattoo" once again the Slytherins were shocked when the three Gryffindors all took a sip of their drinks,
"What the hell, you all have tattoo's?" Blaise burst out,
"Yes" Hermione replied,
"Where? Of what?" Draco asked, forgetting to be sarcastic. Ron grinned and pulled up the sleeve of his shirt, revealing a tattoo of a phoenix surrounded by flames, on his right shoulder. Harry stood and undoing his shirt again and shrugging it off his shoulders, turned around and showed the same tattoo on his right shoulder blade. Hermione blushed but stood as Harry sat down and pulled the waistband of her skirt down to reveal a tattoo identical to Ron and Harry's on her hip.
"I thought you guys were supposed to be bad ass Slytherins, and here we are the, in your words 'goody goody Gryffindors' with less in our bottles than you" Harry grinned,
"Shut up Potter" Draco snarled,
"Don't worry Draco, my next one will get them, but don't kill me" Blaise stated then turned to the Gryffindors "I have never turned into an animal"
"I'm going to kill you Zabini" Draco growled as he took a sip of his drink, remembering the time in fourth year when he had been turned into a ferret, he was struck dumb however when the three Gryffindors once again each took a sip of their drinks with smug grins on their faces,
"I can't believe it" Pansy cried,
"What animals have you turned into?" Blaise asked, totally flummoxed, Ron turned to his friends,
"Should we tell them, or make them wait and use their questions in the last game to find out?"
"Let's tell them, I'm kind of curious as to what they want to know about us in the final game" Harry answered as he stood up with a cheeky grin, Ron and Hermione also stood, and before the three Slytherins could say a word they were gone, where Harry had been standing was a sleek black panther with bright green eyes, in Hermione's place there was an orange and black tiger with warm amber eyes and where Ron had once been there was a huge wolf with a red tinge to its coat and bright blue eyes. After the three transformed back again and had taken their seats the speechless Slytherins all stared at them before Draco spoke,
"You are all unregistered animagi?" Harry nodded,
"Yeah, we got the idea in third year when we discovered that my dad and all his friends, namely the marauders were all animagi, and we decided to learn, we finally accomplished it last year"
"Your father was an animagus? As well as his friends?" Blaise asked, he had heard about the Marauders, who hadn't,
"Sure well except for Lupin, you all know that he's a werewolf, that's why his nickname is Moony"
"What about the others? What were their animagus forms and their nicknames?" Pansy asked,
"Dad was a stag, hence his nickname was Prongs, and the reason my patronus is a stag, Sirius was a black dog, his nickname was Padfoot, and Pettigrew was called Wormtail and as you know from third year he was a rat" Harry answered with a shrug, though his eyes were filled with anger and hatred as he spoke about Peter Pettigrew. He then snapped out of it and took his turn,
"I have never spied on a member of the opposite sex in the bathroom" he was not surprised to see all three Slytherins take a sip of their drinks, neither Ron nor Hermione drank and it passed onto Hermione,
"I have never gone skinny dipping" this time it was only Blaise who drank from his bottle, when he saw all the looks he shrugged,
"I'm not telling so don't bother asking" Ron looked disappointed but shrugged it off and took his turn,
"I have never made out in a broom closet, abandoned classroom yes but not a broom closet" no-one was surprised when Draco, Blaise, Pansy and Harry all drank, but everyone was surprised when Hermione also drank,
"Whoa never knew you had it in you Granger" Blaise commented, Hermione shrugged,
"There's a lot of things that you don't know about me, I'm not the prudish bookworm that everyone makes me out to be"
"We are beginning to realize that" Draco admitted,
"My turn" Pansy stated, then wanting to find out just how worldly the Gryffindors were she said "Contrary to popular belief I have never had sex" nobody was surprised when Draco took a sip of his drink, but everyone was shell shocked when Hermione also took a sip of her drink,
"HERMIONE!" Harry and Ron shouted, Hermione leaned back in her chair,
"There are some things that even you two don't know about me"
"But, Mione, where? When? With who?" Ron stammered,
"I'm not saying a word"
"Aww Granger, this is hot gossip, the virgin princess of Gryffindor, is not a virgin at all, c'mon you have to tell us" Blaise begged,
"No I don't, bug Malfoy about who he slept with, I'm not the only one who drank"
"But we already knew that Malfoy sleeps around, no big surprise there" Harry stated, Draco was surprised at the hurt that flashed through him,
"Hey Potter, I may have the reputation of the Slytherin sex god, but in all honesty I have only had sex once" he defended shocking himself,
"Who did you sleep with Draco?" Blaise asked,
"Why do you want to know?" Draco hedged,
"Why wouldn't I want to know? This is blackmail on you for years, knowing the woman who has your virginity"
"In that case I'm not telling you" Draco responded smugly, crossing his arms over his chest,
"Aww c'mon man, spill" Blaise insisted,
"Blaise we can find out who Draco and Granger slept with in the next game, they have to answer or pay the forfeit" Pansy interrupted,
"Oh yeah, forgot about that" Blaise mused, then grinned when both Hermione and Draco blanched,
"Alright, lets finish this game so we can find out what we want to know, Malfoy your turn" Harry stated, still reeling from the fact that Hermione had had sex. Draco groaned, reluctant to take his turn and end this game.
"Malfoy there's not much we can do about it, they are going to ask us who our respective shags were so there really is no point in delaying the inevitable, besides its not like they can spread it around the school, just take your turn" Hermione grimaced,
"I hate it when you're right Granger" Draco sneered,
"You must feel that a lot then" Ron mentioned with a smirk,
"Ron just let him take his turn so we can get out of this room" Harry said, interrupting the retort he knew was on Draco's tongue,
"Fine!" Draco growled, then said the first thing that came to his mind, "I have never been in love" The only ones who drank to that were Blaise and Harry. Draco looked at Pansy curiously,
"Thought you said that you were in love with me in third and fourth year?"
"Obviously I wasn't, I thought I was, but if I haven't had a drink now, then I truly wasn't, shocks me as much as you Draco" Pansy replied with a bewildered look on her face. Ron turned to Blaise,
"You've been in love Zabini?"
"Correction, I am in love" Blaise replied lazily,
"With who?" Draco asked catching onto the conversation,
"My girlfriend" Blaise said simply, "And before you ask, no I'm not going to tell you, ask Potter who he's been in love with" he added as an afterthought,
"They don't have to ask me, they already know that I'm in love with Luna, have been for months, not exactly a big secret you know" Harry retorted to the black haired Slytherin.
"You have a girlfriend?" Pansy squawked, glaring at Blaise,
"Yes"
"How come neither Draco nor I knew?" she demanded,
"Probably because I didn't tell you"
"Why not? We are supposed to be your friends, and yet you didn't tell us that you had a girlfriend"
"Because Pansy, even though you are my friends, it doesn't mean that I have to let you know every little thing about my life, there is such a thing as privacy you know" Blaise responded,
"That's a very good point Zabini, maybe other friends should take some of that advice" Hermione agreed with a look at Harry and Ron,
"Hey!" both boys protested,
"No, he has a point, as much as I love you both like brothers I wish that you would learn to keep your nose out of some of my affairs, how many times has there been something that I didn't want to tell you, and yet you two pushed and pushed? And if I didn't tell you then you would both jump under Harry's cloak get the map and spy on me to find out what I'm doing" Harry and Ron had the grace to flush,
"But Mione" Ron complained,
"Ron, how would you like it if I started spying on your movements whenever you refused to tell me something that you didn't want me to know for your own reasons?"
"I wouldn't" Ron grumbled,
"Exactly, so how do you think I feel when you and Harry do that to me? If I don't tell you something, its because I don't want you to know, and I will point out now that if I catch you doing it again not even Dumbledore himself will stop me from hexing the both of you" knowing what Hermione's temper was like, Harry and Ron both knew that she would not hesitate to carry out her threat,
"Yes Mione"
"Good!" Hermione nodded, then turned to the three Slytherins who had watched the conversation with amusement, "And not one word out of you three either" Hermione added when she saw Blaise's mouth open. Blaise snapped his mouth shut then grinned as he saw the deck of forfeit cards appear in the middle of the table.
Ok read an review, no flames, third chapter is in the works now, though i am a little stuck on what questions they will all ask, i know the obvious ones, any ideas on what you guys want the questions to be?
