A/N: OMG! THE FOOKING THIRD CHAPTER! I didn't think I'd do it!
I thought I'd give up! And I have a lot of the story planned out, yet...
I have very little time to do so. I'm hoping at least ten chapters, and
over 28 reviews, but we'll see. Sora is in this a lot, too. And Cid! He's
my hunny-bunches of oats. Mmm... anyway, Ariel, for those of you
who don't know/remember, is the mermaid from the Little Mermaid,
the level Atlantica. Or Atlantis, as some call it, but that's not it.
Anyway, she was a good fighter, huh? Better fighter than Donald or
someone... she'd kick Ansem's ass. Riiight. So... yeah. 123 hits! I'm
so happy! Reviews are really nice, so if you like it/don't like it, please,
drop me 'em! I do allow reviews from people who aren't on this site, so
if you don't have a sign in name, it's okay. I'm still pondering if Riku
should be in it, but I dunno. Jeebers... thanks, ya'll! Four reviews! That's
a good one, for me! I'll keep it up, I just hope you all keep reading, and
it comes on a number of peoples "favorite stories" lists... over 28 reviews,
and at least ten chapters. I'd be happy. Please review, I'd be inspired.
Suggestions. Requests. Comments. I can even make this a Lemon!
Ha ha, ja, right, I suck at sex scenes. In writing, anyway. But please
review with honesty. Waroo, okay, I'll shut the fook up already. Read,
read!- My gratefulness, TrolleyBounce
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Disney, Victoria Secrets,
or Square/Enix, plus the Zippo Lighter...
------------------------Chapter III, "Jawbreakers and Nutcrackers"
The ceiling had begun to spin, and a roaring headache
began to scream in Sora's head. He sat up and looked around
the room, the headache now pounding in the back of his head.
"Ah, great." Sora whined, rubbing the back of his head, his fingers
scruffing up his hair. Sora had only been awake for two hours, but
it didn't seem that long. "Hey, what're you doin'?" came a voice from
behind him. Sora turned and noticed Cid Highwind, the master gummi
expert, pilot, and watcher of the Accessory Shop. "What, can't I leave
yet?" asked Sora as his arms slumped down near his feet, his head
still hanging a bit in the air. He was giving Cid the "puppy-dog" face,
though it never worked for Cid. Sora did have a cute face, but he didn't
want anyone thinking he was soft, or finding out his secret . . . Cid shook
his head and pulled out a zippo lighter. He flicked it open and the flame
shot up. "You need to rest a bit longer, so you ain't goin' no where." Cid
replied as he lit the cigar hanging from his mouth, clamped tightly between
each lip. "Aww . . ." was all Sora said as he plopped back on the black
leather couch, turning to his side to avoid the ceiling. He lifted his arms
and put them under his head, looking at Cid. "Did Ariel get my letter? I
mean, is she really here?" Sora suddenly asked out of no where. Cid
just cocked an eyebrow and hunched over the counter. "Yup, I had Yuffie
and Aerith deliver it. O'course they don't know if she read it yet, since they
came back over here." he responded. (Oh! There WILL be OOCness, 'kay?)
"Why did they come over here? What about Ariel, She can't be by herself!"
Sora said as he jumped up quickly, the headache now pounding harder form
the sudden movement.
Cid shrugged. "She'll be fine, and them two dykes came over 'cuz I asked 'em
to help clean out the top of the Synthesis shop. Damn Moogles keep shittin' all
over the place and don't clean it up!"
Sora winced a bit and thought of it. Moogle poop looked like fooking bird poop,
except bigger and sparkly, with glitter. "But Yuffie and Aerith aren't lesbians.
And that's kind of mean, Cid."
Cid shrugged again and shook his head. "Yeah, yeah, it's a joke, kid.
Like I care, anyway. Listen, I guess ya might as well leave, so go see that
Ariel girl."
Sora nodded and ran out the door, bumping into Cloud. "Er! Watch where you're
going!" Cloud growled, rubbing his chest. He noticed it was Sora and straightened
himself out. "Sora, why the rush?" he asked, with a large grin on his face. He
knew why, though. Everyone in the small place of Traverse Town knew about
the arrival of this new girl. Only some saw her, but Cloud didn't, so he grew a tid-bit
curious. "To see Ariel, she's all alone! At least I think so, but who cares?" replied
Sora as he tried to get past Cloud. Cloud just grabbed Sora by the hood, almost
gagging the poor fourteen year old. Sora turned around a little angry and asked,
"What'd you do that for?"
Cloud laughed and pulled Sora near his side, his arm around the small,
brown haired fourteen year old boy's shoulder. "I'll go with you, that way she'll have
both of us to protect her." he said, shaking Sora, who was still in Cloud's grip. Sora
just raised his eyebrows in a worried looked. "Okay, sure. She isn't used to this
place, so be careful." Sora replied, now walking to the right of the Accessory Shop.
He planned on walking up the steps and into the Second District door, but a large
crowd was gathered, preventing him to do anything of the sort. "What's going on?"
he asked no one in particular. One of the men in the crowd turned around and
replied. "Kairi said she had something to show everyone, so she said to gather
around."
Sora got a bad feeling as his gut twisted and he started to swallow hard.
No sooner, Kairi had came out. "Everyone here?" she asked, looking around the
crowd, noticing Aerith, Yuffie and Cid joining them. She then shot off a malicious
smile as she saw Sora hurrying to rush through the crowd. She continued, "Okay,
whatever, let's start. There have been rumors going around about a new girl, a once
princess of the sea. Now she is here, and she is trying to adapt. I hope you all make
her feel welcomed! Let's have a cheer for Ariel, everyone!"
Suddenly the large, wooden doors to the Second District opened. For a second, he
thought Kairi was actually being nice, as did many others, namely Aerith and the others.
Then, right as he saw a slim, beautiful leg appear, his thoughts shifted, and his frown
turned into a cave, his jaw falling open in shock. Sora had seen the jaw trick on cartoons,
but didn't think it was possible. But now, as Ariel stumbled through the doors like a drunk
man on train tracks, he knew it was possible. And not just him, but everyone seemed to
drop their jaw right on cue. Ariel was there, in black, silky, thin, lace evening wear.
"Ariel!" Sora said, taking very slow steps. She smiled and tried to walk in the
leather, ankle-high boots Kairi gave her, but she just couldn't. Her legs began to buckle, and
she fell on all fours in front of the crowd, her hair gently running over her shoulders.
She caught herself with her hands, and tried to get up, but it took her a few seconds.
She waited for someone to help her, but they were in disbelief. Even with the thin trail of
fox fur around the chest line of the skirt-dress, everyone saw Ariel's cleavage, her breasts
practically almost falling out of the gown. Sora's eyes widened. Honestly, he had looked
at her bosoms before (sorry for the misspell), but they were mostly covered by her shells.
"Her shells must of been keeping them in! But I thought she was sexteen . . . I
mean sixteen! Sixteen!" Sora said out loud to himself, catching his error. Even Kairi didn't
help Ariel up, or even laugh. She had a look of horror upon her face, looking with every one
else. Her breasts couldn't even compete with Ariel's let alone look like breasts at all. After
seeing them, a number of the girls Ariel's age, including Aerith and Yuffie, turned extremely
red and covered themselves, the males still staring on. Ariel now looked up, noticing everyone
watching.
She turned red, but not because what they were staring at. Hell, she was so naive,
she didn't know they were staring at her boobies. She thought they were staring because
she had fallen, and now she was turning red herself. Sora stood motionless, feeling a not
so familiar feeling between his legs. He snapped out of it and scratched the back of his
head, trying to look away from the magical site in front of him.
The only person who wasn't turned on, ashamed or in awe was Cid. He just looked
at poor Ariel lower her head, trying to hide the tears from everyone. Ariel tried to hold back
the tears, though she didn't even know why she was crying. She just felt so stupid, so helpless,
as everyone stood there, and she made a complete fool of herself. Then again, she was young,
though her body seemed to scream different. Cid finally got fed up, and after what seemed like
an eternity, or at least hours, which was only two minutes, he began to walk up to Ariel. "I would
look ten times better in that dress than her! And everyone would beg me, not stare. Tch!" was
all Cid muttered, but no one really heard him. He finally reached Ariel and held out his hand. She
looked up, her eyes still pushing back the tears, her face still red from the eyes. He smiled a bit,
and lowered his hand more, now grabbing Ariel's hand and fore-arm, lifting her up.
Cid glared at everyone and yelled, "Jeez, y'all ain't got nothing better to do? Go on, beat it!"
And that's exactly what some people did, they left and beat it. Aerith noticed Cloud's eyes
running up and down Ariel's body, somewhat undressing her with his eyes. She frowned and
turned, storming away. Cloud didn't notice the frown, but he saw Aerith leaving, and he quickly
followed after taking a last glance at this divine girl who stood before him. "Ya alright?" Cid asked, giving her a clean cloth. She looked at it and smiled, replying, "I think so. Thank . . . you?"
Obviously she didn't know what to do with it, so Cid pointed to her legs. "Wipe yer
legs with it."
She just nodded and started to brush the cloth against her legs. Thankfully, she fell gently,
so nothing go cut or bruised. "C'mon," Cid told her as he directed her down the steps, "let's
get you to the shop I'm watching for my pal and . . . get you settled in."
As Cid led her down the steps slowly, Ariel looked around and spotted Sora. She grinned
at him, her grand, pearly white teeth showing. Her soft, sensitive lips now covered her teeth as
it went from a grin to a normal smile, Sora waving to her. She giggled because he waved so hard
that she heard a CRICK come from his arm, Sora suddenly grabbing it and rubbing it. He looked
up quickly and smiled, assuring her he was okay. Cid now let her into the shop and put the sign,
"We're CLOSED" out in front. After sitting Ariel down, he pulled out two wine glasses and a bottle
of wine. Mind you, this wasn't anything romantic, but he didn't have any normal cups, plus if she
was dressed like that, and a princess, he might as well treat her like royalty. 'She's gotta get
all the guys, especially with them looks.' he thought, watching Ariel stare wide-eyed at the
fire. "Just in case, don't touch that." Cid warned. Ariel turned to him and smiled, adding a
"Thanks for the tip."
He continued to poor the wine into the glass as his thoughts poured into his mind.
'If only it were that easy for me. Y'know, maybe if I asked her . . . but what if she told? I
can't have everyone here knowing, 'cuz then I'd be some kind of fruit!'
Sora stood outside of the shop, taking deep breaths. He wanted to look cool, sexy, and
mysterious. So he swallowed his fear and took out the collection of key-chains, sorting
through them. He couldn't decide, but he wanted his keyblade to look nice, and Ariel
to be impressed by it. It was a little weird, him trying to show off with his keyblade.
He didn't even bother to mend his hair, after Cloud had messed with it. Still looking,
he decided to go with the Pumpkinhead.
He clipped it on to the ring at the end, the keyblade now suddenly being
over showered with blackness, the steel turning slimmer, a new keyblade was
in his hands. He spun it around to make sure it looked nice on him, making sure
Ariel would notice. He then reached into his pocket and took out the keychain Ariel
gave him, the Crabclaw. Since he got it, he used it a lot, but after Kairi took back her
good luck charm, he used the Crabclaw as the replacement. He kissed it slightly and
whispered, "Give me strength."
Taking a deep breath, he stuffed the keychain back into this pocket and
sighed. Knocking on the door, Cid yelled, "We're not open, so get outta here!"
Sora gave a slight smile and replied, "No, it's me, Sora! Mind if I come in?"
Cid settled down and walked to the door. "C'mon in, kid, have a seat. Can't
serve ya a drink, though. You're too young."
Sora was about to argue about Ariel drinking, but he didn't want to
seem stupid, and he knew she had to try some new things. He also knew
Ariel would never get addicted, that she could control herself. So he walked
in and saw Ariel sitting down, staring at all the silver and other color jewelry
behind the glass.
---Aerith had slapped Cloud with fury, and stormed off. once again.
"It's not my fualt!" he complained again. "She was wearing sexy stuff!"
To no avail, Aerith kept on walking. Cloud sighed and looked back. Behind
him, Squall, or Leon, was silently laughing. "Yeah, asshole, keep luaghing.
Just wait until you see her."
And it was true. Squall . . . I mean, Leon, hadn't seen her yet. And he was
kind of glad. Not that he was all gay, but he didn't want to seem like every
other guy. Plus he now knew what to expect, so he tried to prepare himself.
Little did he know . . .
EEP! Cid, you can't give Ariel alcohol, she's underage! Oh, but Cid thinks
Ariel can teach him to get men . . . awwww. I hope you liked this chapter.
I seriously wrote it in an hour, starting around 12:32... a.m... so I'm all
tired, and that bottle of Zodiac didn't help. I need a smoke Anyway, I'm
sorry if you didn't like it. The story is getting worse, but it won't go as
far as a lemon, and I said it WON'T. Only to her booby-crack! But
there will be cussing, but I'm trying to stick to the characters. Plus I'm
a fooking gutter mouth! See? Riiight. Welp, I will continue, so keep
reading! And review, please, tell me what you like and don't like. Can
I add Scooby-Doo? Him and Cid make a fooking HOT couple. Anyway...
next chapter: Sora talks with Ariel, Kairi forms a AntiAriel club, and
Leon makes his moves! Plus there will be a "boss fight" with Guard
Armor! I'm thinking of calling the chapter, 'Armor coming?'... get it?
Armor coming? Because of the boss and I might add new characters?
So Ariel and Sora kick it's ass! Please keep reading, that's all I really
ask! And let me know you're reading with reviews! It's even better!
PLEASE? drops to knees like fooking doggy Pleeasse?
Waroo...-TrolleyBounce.. (thank you!)
Now that I think about it, that was kind of a long chapter! Garoo!
And ALL THE OOCness! MY BOOGAMALOO, I'm sorry!