Chapter 2
History Of Greatness
Before you ask it was the website's fault. I could not update even though I am the Prince Of All Saiyans.
Well I was soon "convinced" to discontinue my training in favor of writing to you inferior earthling scum. Well that's ok. I'll take even more of my time out of my day to write about myself instead of surpassing Kakarot. No problem…
Ok, now that the woman is done looking over my shoulder I can cease being "polite". She really must be a fool! Does she really believe I was serious? Grrrrr, well I'm going to tell you, the reader about my live briefly. Be grateful!
I was born into greatness and raised by my father, King Vegeta until Freeza decided to conquer our race. Soon Freeza revealed his cowardice by destroying our home Planet, Vegeta. He did this because he feared that a Super Saiyan (me) would soon arise. I was luckily on a space ship at the time, so I was spared. I then became a sort of slave to Freeza, conquering worlds, enslaving the living beings present, and blowing the many planets we crossed apart for its minerals. I do so with Kakarot's older brother and Nappa. In the process I became more like Freeza than I had ever cared to be. I hate Freeza. I take pleasure in knowing he had to die under a low class hand. Pathetic…almost as pathetic as you! Gwhahaha! Oh how you must wish you could look into a mirror and see me staring back at you! Mpft...
Speaking of which the human race refuses to worship me. All I ever ask for is the worship of me, Vegeta the prince of all Saiyans and not Mr. Satan (whom is weaker than his own daughter, Videl)! I am entitled to it. Some people make fun of me, well bite me. I hate you all. If you don't worship me or stay out of my way then I will blow you straight to the next dimension!
...Anyway, where was I? Oh yes my past. Well all my real troubles began after I destroyed Nappa for losing to Kakarot, a low class clown whom I despise. I then fought Kakarot and nearly beat him until his son looked at the sky and turned into a oversized ape (a form I shortly used to crush Kakarot with). All in all I escaped alive and not so well. And then I set my sites on the Dragon Balls...not those kind of balls you perverts! Grrr...
But on thing bothered me, Kakarot spared my life like some kind of child! Baldy was about to kill me with a Katana when Kakarot pleaded with him to show mercy. Well I'm sick of it! I will not be made a fool! At least Kakarot doesn't have a laptop. At least he is stuck with a third class bloodline. He is an idiot, heck, his half breed son is smarter than he is! The brat picked a better mate, he studies, he respects my son and he knows enough not to anger me. Why can't Kakarot grow a brain like his first born son? Even Mr. Satan is smarter than Kakarot! He may be a false world champion, but at least he can cook up a scheme and stay away from me! Argh!
What? My past? Oh yeah. Anyway after I recovered I...what?
(Laptop voice recording activated)
"Get away from me woman! Why are taking off your shirt?"
"It's been a month..."
"What are babbling about? I want no more of you!"
"Come on, can't a pr..."
"NO!"
"IF YOU DON'T PLEASE ME RIGHT NOW THEN I WILL BREAK THIS GRAVITY ROOM!"
(Kakarot, Gohan and Videl approaching, SYSTEM WARNING: angry human female threatening owner)
"Kakarot! You came just in time!"
"Hey I just came to do some trai..."
"Father what's wro...oh crap!"
"Gohan, I think I just lost my appetite."
"I can see why Videl."
"Oh well! More for me!"
"Kakarot! Quit drooling and help me out here!"
(End recording)