Chapter 3
Prideful Advice
Thanks to the efforts of Kakarot and myself the weakling woman was knocked out and taken to a mental hospital. I should be free of her loud mouth for a while. But there is unfinished business between you and me reader. Only one reader has reviewed my story. The very ground I walk on should be reviewed by thousands of loyal worshipers! But noooo...earthlings just don't get it do they! Well just for that I'm going to explain to you why worshiping the Prince Of Saiyans is a wise choice.
1. Worshiping The Prince Of All Saiyans will show others around you how wise you truly are and encourage others to join you.
2. I may chose to spare your insignificant life. I do not need to explain the advantages of this (or do I?).
3. It is a great activity for anyone whom hates Kakarot. I am his greatest rival, so paying tribute to me is hating Kakarot.
4. I am fated to become immortal through the Dragon Balls. I will live forever and hunt down all who oppose me.
5. If you are a fat earthling it will help you to lose weight if you hail me.
6. There is no god but me. Soon everyone will realize this. You don't want to be left out do you? Wouldn't it be nice if you beat them to the punch?
7. My son has a very sharp sword.
8. The woman I live with may have some sense instilled into her.
Ok weaklings, those are eight good reasons to worship me! Now on to some other things at hand: Pride. Most earthlings do not understand it. It is more than just a feeling, it's a way of life. You cannot be weak. You cannot let others walk all over you! You must be cold, ruthless and live on your strength alone! Any questions? No? I thought so!
If any of you weaklings have any questions send it through a PM addressed to me (Prince Vegeta you idiot!). I cannot answer them here (site rules) but nobody can stop a PM!
I am in a good mood today earthling, so I will do you a favor and continue this "Dairy" while the woman is gone. Don't complain if I take a long time. I do whatever I feel like. I am The Prince Of Saiyans after all.
To put it simply, I hate you all. I should spit in your ashes after I burned you all to the ground. Christmas is the worst holiday (besides Valentines Day) and I despise it. All the cherry people make me sick. Anyone who can prove to all the world's children that Santa is not real and therefore make them all cry will be greatly rewarded. Let the weaklings sob! Mwahahahahaha!
The only holiday worth celebrating is my birthday! I don't know the earth date for it, so therefore I hate birthdays. Last Halloween I blew up a kid who egged my car, so I hate to hide the smoke and ashes. I'm lucky nobody found out. I hate kids. Well I'm going to train...AND YOU BETTER REVIEW OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN! I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE I KAKAROT AND BURRY YOU ALIVE!