Chapter 4
Greatness Gives Thanks To Reviewers
YES! YES! I'VE FINALLY DEFEATED KAKAROT! I really didn't, but I did get three reviews for my last chapter so far. Three reviews...now that's more like it! Only one bad thing happened though, a review sent me to a nursery within the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. I lost my powers during the time in there. I will address this later, for other reviews must be confronted.
One person called me Prince Vegeta after I readied my Final Flash. Shows that this person took my advice and as a result I did say hi to Trunks as the reader asked. The last person says they love making people miserable, which goes to show my influence is rubbing off on others! But on to the nursery incident...
I found myself in front of many children. My powers were gone, I was doomed for an entire day. I could not leave or I would suffer a worse fate. Here is my recount:
First Hour:
"This man is scary! I want my mommy!" One child cried. There were ten of them. Even number of boys and girls.
"Shut up!" I yelled.
One kid crapped his pants in fear.
"Son of a..." I trailed off.
"I'm going to tell mommy." One girl teased.
"Let's play the quiet game." I suggested.
"Ok!" They all agreed.
Half An Hour Later
"You look fast! Let's play tag!" One kid suggested.
"How do you play?" I asked angrily.
The kids stared.
"Well?" I asked.
"If you are "it" then you chase everyone until you touch them. Then they are "it"." One smart explained.
I smiled evilly.
"Ok." I agreed.
I began as "it" and I chased them around. I was still stronger than most humans, so I had the edge. It took me five minutes to catch one however. I then began running. I lasted for twenty minutes before I was surrounded.
"No..." I said as they all closed in.
Four Hours Later
"We're tired." All of the children said.
I still had not changed their diapers because I lied and made up a story about the shit monster. The shit monster would kill the child if anyone but their parents or peers changed their diapers. So the kids changed each other's diapers. I was a genius.
"Good to sleep." I ordered after serving some food.
And that was my nightmare. I made it. I'm going to go train, and as always be sure to review.