Chapter 5

Taking Action

I got two reviews for my last chapter. I will answer each of them. The review about turning Valentines Day into a day about worshiping me, calling me a genius, hating serval holidays, felt back for my suffering AND asking me to update soon will be honored I promise. Soon look in my servants profile (Anthony1989), there will be a sub-profile all for myself. I shall make my own honor list and this person will be the first to enter! See earthlings! I reward those loyal to the Prince of Saiyans!

The other review, mmm, while I am strong yes I have yet to beat Kakarot (Dragon Balls can fix that!). I could easily blow you up if you are just another common human. You reading my story says something about your character, so maybe you are strong. Don't worry, you don't need to add threats to make me update. Just praise me!

I am in a VERY good mood because of my reviews. So good I will write about my plans to topple Valentines Day AND Christmas! First Valentines Day, or VD for short. (Don't get VD on VD, hehehe). I could just blow up all the stores, but that would bring unwanted anger from my loyal followers. I should instead form a National Day in my honor using Capsule Corps influence. The move on to Christmas. I will campaign against Jesus and Santa the unworthy fatso. Unfortunately my followers within the year 2006 will not witness this since I live in a different time. You are lucky however, you have not died once! But you lake adventure and me, such a shame. One day when I gain immorality I hope to come there and change all that. With no Hercule Satan around I shall be hailed for what I am!

I would also remove any romance websites concerning myself (excluding fanfiction). I would kill OJ and MJ, just because I felt like it. I would take over the world...oh what a beautiful day that would be! I would search the rest of the universe, and rule it! Kakarot fans watch out! Gwahahahahaha! Oh how whole civilizations will tremble at the sound of my name. Is the US concerned with Iran's nukes? Well I think a nice Big Bang Attack would solve that problem. Is Iraq still a war-zone? Count me in as an illegal combatant! I'll terrorize the terrorists, defeat the undefeated, blackmail the pure, etc. I will then train for many years, and then, and then...DEFEAT KAKAROT!

Well I am starting to get bored. I want to train. As always review, or else.