StarJen:I don't own yu-gi-oh I do own myself who is in here helping Marik and Malik out. To make things clear Marik is the Hikari and Malik is the yami. There will be foul words here from almost everyone. Note: everything in the responce is a voice typer what is said is typed down

Dear Marik,

What's up? I was hoping you can help me with my questions...

Whats the most embarrassing thing to happen to you?

What is your favorite food?

Will it ever end?

Signed,

- Jingles

MARIK! YOU GOT MORE MAIL!

Did you have to wake me up at 6 IN THE RA DAMNED MORNING?

Yes!

Ok let me see it. Why the hell is his name Jingles?

I don't know just answer the questions.

I'm not going to answer that first one.

I will then.

Malik! NO!

There was this one time when we were playing truth or dare with Yami, Bakura, Yugi, Ryou, And Kaiba. Well Kaiba dared Marik to kiss Ryou and he DID!

MALIK! YOU BAKA! YOU PROMISSED YOU WOULDN'T TELL!

Oops did I say that?

LEAVE!

Ok ok. Sheesh you must have some PMS shit I swear.

Malik it's not nice to swear.

SHUT UP STARJEN!

YOU SHUT UP!

BOTH OF YOU SHUT YOU RA DAMNED MOUTH!

Ok.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

As for my favorite food it's Kushari(1)

I don't know what you are talking about what will end.

From,

Marik

StarJen: (1) Kushari is a type of fast food popular in Egypt, normally eaten in kushari restaurants serving little else. It consists of a base of rice, lentils, chickpeas, macaroni, and a topping of sauce - typically salsa