StarJen: Do you think I own Yu-Gi-Oh yet...sorry I don't.

Dear Malik,

Hello, so how are you today? I just wanted to ask if you were ever thinking of getting yourself a girlfiend and even getting laid with anyone? Also...um...how'd you get your tounge to grow so long? Its really really long. Well...That's it for today. Have a good day Malik.

Yours truly,
-Keira

Well Keira I have tired to get StarJen laid with me but she said she's not mature enough to do it. I'm glad she's at school with Marik by the way so I can say this freely without her KENDO STICK OF DOOM! She's just a prepy girl who cares about only herself.

Yeah Malik you tell him. We need to make that girl our bitch after what she did to us!

Yeah Bakura!

Malik just make sure to knock her out then...AH!

STARJEN!

YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

StarJen: hope they don't think of that again. I didn't tell them I had a half day that day.