Me-Yay! I have finally having updatingness.

Ed-What?

Me-Just read.

Full Mario Alchemist

CHAPTER 3: Enter Mario

Several strange turtle-like creatures circled Edward. He was trapped.

"Great more turtle things?" Ed was starting to get ticked off ", What do you want?"

The Great Lord Bowser has ordered us to head in this direction," One of them said ", so that means you have to move!"

"Why should I?" Ed asked being his usual stubborn self. He was also mad about being here in the first place, wherever here was.

"If you won't move for us, then we'll move you by force," the turtle thing replied.

"Well have fun with that," Ed taunted, he seemed to be enjoying making these guys mad. They looked weak so it didn't bother him one bit. Suddenly someone jumped on the turtle's head knocking it over on it's back. The person was a short, chubby, middle-aged man with a big nose and a nice moustache. He wore blue overalls, a red shirt, white gloves, and a red cap with an "M" on it. "What the…," Ed stared blankly at all the chaos happening right in front of him. The man had bounced from that turtle to another. The next turtle went into it's shell and then the man kicked the shell at the others bowling them all down. Ed watched with a look of confusion as the mustachioed man beat every last one of the weird turtles down until none were left standing.

"Who the heck are you?" Ed finally asked the random guy who stood there triumphantly ", I was doing just fine until you showed up!" Mario looked at him.

"Well your welcome," the man replied sarcastically ", and the name's Mario, who are you?"

"Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist!" Ed answered heroically.

"The Fullmetal what?" Mario asked having no clue what an alchemist was.

"Alchemist," Ed answered shocked at his reaction ", do you live under a rock?"

"No, nevermind," Mario sighed ", It looks like your lost though, so maybe you should tag along with me until we get back to Toad Town."

"To where?" Ed lost him there.

"Okay on the way there, tell me your story," Mario proposed ", and I'll explain things to you because it doeson't look like you've ever been to the Mushroom Kingdom."

"Where?" Ed shouted. Mario just sighed.

"Like I said, I'll explain things on the way to town so let's just go." So with that Mario and Edward headed down the path to Toad Town.

Me-That was short and boring I know but it was just to introduce Mario to Edward a little.

Ed-Mario's weird.

Mario-Look who's talking shorty!

Ed-WHAT'D YOU SAY?

Me-Just review…