StarJen: Marik loves me. Heh

Dear Bakura,
Really Bakura? You're gonna kill me? Im so scared...-sarcastic- I really wanna see that happen, come here and I'll show you the proper way on how to kill a person.

Dear To anyone there who is hurting (the bad one)Malik...,
Hey! How dare you hurt Malik! Why I'll -gets out her chainsaw- Cut you into pieces and I'll make you regret for even touching a single strand of his beautiful hair and his nicely tanned hot body and gorgeous face! Hehe, have a nice day.

Dear Malik:
Dont you worry, if anyone there hurts you, just tell me, and I'll make their pathetic lives a living hell, and that they'd wish that they'd never hurt you in the first place. -suddenly realizes what she's saying, then blushes- W--what I meant to say was...take care...! -mumbles,"I hate having a crush on somebody..."

I SURE AS HELL WITH KILL YOU AND I WILL BRING STARJEN AND SIGFRIED TO HELP!

Don't include me in your problems.

Yeah!

Well look at what you got StarJen.

...PATHETIC FOOL I HAVE THE ROD! I WILL MAKE YOU MY MIND SLAVE!

This girl has a crush on me! Yuck!

So that threat to me is just because she has a crush on you. Aw...how sweet.

IT IS NOT SWEET STARJEN!

Yes it is.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I'M GOING TO GET YOU!

StarJen: He won't get me.