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Full Mario AlchemistCHAPTER 4: Luigi's Mistake
Mario and Edward walked down a path in a grassy meadow. The sun was shining brightly and the sound of a nearby brook could be heard.
"So you're in this military?" Mario asked.
"Yep," Ed answered.
"And you're what is called a state alchemist?" Mario asked further.
"That's right."
"Never heard of that before," Mario replied.
"Well you think I've ever heard of this place before either?" Ed scratched the back of his head.
"Nope," Mario answered ", but I do think I know how you got here." A look of excitement crossed Edwards face as he thought he now might be getting home.
"Really? How?" Ed asked excitedly.
"I think you found a warp zone," Mario answered. Edward suddenly lost all of his "excitedness".
"A what?" he asked again.
"A warp zone," Mario answered ", mysterious green pipes that are scattered all over warping people to different places!" Ed seemed totally lost. Suddenly someone hopped out of a random pipe in front of the two. He looked just like Mario only taller, slimmer, had a thicker moustache, and wore a green shirt and hat that had and "L" on it instead.
"Hello Mario!" the man waved to Mario.
"Who's that?" Ed asked Mario.
"That's my little brother Luigi," Mario introduced the two ", Luigi, Edward, Edward, Luigi," They shook hands looking totally confused.
"Hey bro, where did this little runt come from anyway?" Luigi asked. Mario was about to answer when he was interrupted.
"WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU COULD BLOW HIM AWAY WITH A PAPER FAN?" Edward yelled at Luigi who practically jumped out of his skin.
"I didn't say any of that!" Luigi backed up ", Man, short size and short fuse, where do they make these guys?" Luigi soon learned he would regret saying that.
"I'M NOT SHORT YOU JERK!" Edward started to chase after Luigi who ran for his life ", Wait'll I get my hands on you! I'LL TEACH YOU TO CALL ME SHORT!"
"Calm down kid!" Luigi ran away from Ed as fast as he could.
"Edward! He was just messing around!" Mario started to chase after Ed to stop him from smashing Luigi into a pulp. They ran down the path until Luigi saw a pipe ahead and hopped in. That didn't stop Ed who just jumped right on in. Mario followed suit. The chase was now taken underground. The three ran through the cave when suddenly a patch of piranha plants popped out of the ground. Luigi jumped on each of their heads bouncing off. Ed clapped his hands together and shoved them into the plants. In a flash of light they were reduced to a pile of mulch.
What the heck was that, Mario thought as he continued to chase after Edward. Luigi looked back, yelped and continued running faster afraid of having a similar fate as the piranha plants. The end of the cave was near but luckily Luigi a pipe sticking out of the ceiling. He quickly jumped into it. Without thinking, so did Ed and Mario soon after. They were back above ground and ran for a few more seconds when Mario finally caught up and grabbed Edward by the arm. Ed fell and Mario grabbed hold of him with all his strength. Luigi stopped breathing heavily.
"LEMME GO!" Ed squirmed like mad.
"CALM DOWN!" Mario yelled in Ed's ear. He stopped squirming to hold his head because his head was in pain and his ears were ringing.
"Hey look!" Luigi pointed up ", We're here!" He pointed at a large arch that said in large letters "TOAD TOWN".
"Would you look at that," Mario just stared at the sign with a slight look of relief.
Me-It's funny when Ed gets mad
Ed-Shut up! It wasn't funny!
Mario-I thought it was.
Luigi-Me too.
Me-Ha! Three on one! We win! It was funny!
Ed-Just shut up and review!