Me-Hooray for chapter 5! I really need to update faster…

Mario-Oh well…

Bowser-Shut up and get the story started!

Me-Yeah, yeah…enjoy!

Full Mario Alchemist

Chapter 5: Welcome to Toad Town

The group walked into the Toad Town Square. It was bustling activity, toads walked the streets playing, talking, shopping and doing whatever it is toads happen to do all day.

"Edward," Mario gestured ", Welcome to Toad Town."

Ed stared at the town in astonishment. He was lost in a world that seemed to defy logic and even the laws of physics and he had no idea that it existed. Just to make matters worse, it was a world full of mushrooms. Why mushrooms he had no idea. He suddenly thought of his younger brother Alphonse. What was his brother doing right now anyways?

"Hey Mario," Luigi grabbed his brother and put him back to back with Edward ", I think you're shorter than this Edward, and you're a heck of a lot older." Mario gave his younger brother a look that told him he should shut up before he gets his face pummeled in. For a second Ed looked really proud to be taller than someone several years older than he but soon the look on his face faded as suddenly one of the mushrooms ran up to the group. He seemed old and had reading glasses, a light brown cap with darker spots and a strange looking cane.

"Master Mario! Master Luigi! Master…" the toad paused ", who is this fellow? Er, never mind that. It's terrible! The princess is in trouble again!"

"Bowser?" Mario looked bored and a little annoyed.

"Yes!"

"Figures. C'mon Toadsworth we got a handle on it."

As the four ran towards Princess Peach's castle, Edward had to ask ", Who is Bowser?"

"That's King Bowser Koopa and he is an evil tyrant who constantly tries to kidnap the princess but his plan is always stopped in the end by us." Ed just looked confused ", Never mind, you'll see." They ran up to a large castle with a nice garden in the front and a stain glass window above the main entrance that Edward guessed was probably the princess. They quickly burst through the door. The first thing they saw was the princess backing up against a wall and Bowser closing in.

"Aw c'mon princess!" Bowser laughed ", you're making this too easy. Put up a fight at—"

"AAAAAAAAAH!" Ed jumped behind Luigi ", What is that thing?"

"What? It's just Bowser," Mario shrugged ", Not any crazier than any of the other stuff you've seen, or that I've seen."

"Are you kidding?" Edward pointed at Bowser ", It's huge!"

"Mario!" Bowser bellowed ", Don't you dare interrupt…hey wait a sec', who's blondie here?"

"That would be Edward Elric. Now let Princess Peach go!" Mario answered not to politely. Ed calmed down long enough to realize that Bowser was making off with the princess. He reacted quickly clapping his hands together and placing them on the floor creating a stone pillar that jut out of the ground hitting Bowser and forcing him to drop the princess.

"Y'know Ed?" Mario tapped him on the back ", I've been meaning to ask you something."

"Yeah?"

"Yep. What the heck was that?"

"That? Oh just alchemy."

"Just?"

"Yeah…just."

Meanwhile Bowser got up and grabbed the princess.

"Master Mario, I don't mean to interrupt but," Toadsworth pointed at the window ", Bowser is getting away with the princess!"

"Mario! Luigi! Heeeelp!" Peach called out to them.

"Princess!" Mario ran to the window but Bowser was already in his Koopa Klown Kar and well on his way.

"Crud! He got away!" Luigi yelled.

"I daresay! What is that?" Toadsworth pointed up the stairs. Everyone looked upstairs to see someone dressed in a heavy suit of steel armor.

"Brother!" the person called beginning to run towards everyone. One of the guards went to stop him before he tripped on a random banana peel. Who's eatin' bananas anyway, the guard thought as he watched the armor guy slip, fall, and roll down the stairs landing with a crash. He sat up and scratched the back of his head ", Heh, heh. Oops."

"Al?" Edward ran over to the armor guy.

"Brother?" he replied.

"Al! How the hell did you get here?"

"Well, you see brother, I was in Central looking for you when the colonel approached me and told me you'd fallen down a weird green pipe. I thought that didn't make any sense but when I saw it the colonel said that wasn't the same one he saw before but I went in anyway and now I'm here." Everything was silent.

"Ed?" Mario looked totally confused.

"Huh? Oh sorry," Ed then gestured towards the armored guy ", This is my little brother Alphonse."

"Pleased to meet you." Alphonse bowed to them.

"Excuse me sir, did you say, little brother?" Toadsworth asked ", He's positively enormous!"

"Yes, I said little brother," Ed was shaking in his aggravation at that last comment. Suddenly a toad burst through the door.

"Toadsworth sir, Bowser's attacking the town!"

Me-So how was it? Good?

Bowser-It was only good cause I made an appearance!

Mario-Yeah, yeah whatever…

Edward-…

Alphonse-Please send in your reviews…that was kinda fun.