On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…


It was Christmas day. Leon, Ashley and the Bella sisters had just opened their presents from each other. Suddenly there was another knock at the door. Reluctantly Leon answered it.

He opened the door to find standing on the doorstep Ada, Wesker, Clare, Jill, Chris, Brad, Steve and Alexia. 'Merry Christmas Leon!!' they all shouted and they made their way into the house, each bringing with them a whole keg of booze. Leon didn't complain. 'If they've got booze they can stay as long as they like.'

After Christmas lunch they put on some music and partied through the day and through the night, waking up on Boxing Day with eight empty beer kegs and each with one hell of a hangover.

'Awww.' Leon groaned, 'just cue the carol already.'


twelve pissed Resi characters, eleven worthless spinals, ten combat knifes, nine incenditry grenades, eight Sadler portraits, seven sacrifices, six TMP stocks, five TMP's!!! Four plagas doggies, three stone insignias, two Bella sisters and a whiney little spoilt brat.