Previously on "Always my grasshopper"
"Oh Fez, I have a surprise for you." She stepped out of the way to reveal a beautiful girl with long black hair. "This is Maria; she likes candy just about as much as you do."
(AN-Jackie and Hyde wont get together in this chapter, that will happen in the next chapter. I just had to do something with Fez)
"Oh my goodness, Jackie you are an angel and you brought me a goddess." Fez exclaimed, jumping up and down like a kid in a candy store. Jackie smiled and Maria tanned cheeks grew a rosy tint.
"Maria, this is Fez, the guy I told you about. He will be your date tonight. That is Donna, she's great you'll love he. (Donna shakes Maria's hand welcoming her to the group). That's he scrawny boyfriend Eric. He's nice and a good friend. (Eric looks shocked, he couldn't believe she had said that about him.) That's Kelso. (Maria's eyes narrow and she looks like she wants to hit him) Maria. No, don't. I know what I told you about him, but he's still my friend. And well you've met Steven. And this is my home away from home. It's dingy but my friends are here and well that's all I need." AN-I know this is a little OOC but oh well
Everyone (except Maria) stared at her in shock.
"You like my basement. You think I'm nice. Who are you and what have you done with Jackie?" said Eric.
"Oh shut your piehole Eric. Of course I like your basement and I technically you are my friend. I mean you kinda have to be, Donna's my best friend. No offence Maria."
"None taken," Maria said, she wasn't sure what for, though. She was too caught up in the foreign hottie standing in front of her.
"Can I still bring Laurie?"
"NO KELSO!" Everyone yelled.
"Jeez fine. No who do I get to make out with."
"I'm sure you'll find someone." said Jackie, rolling her eyes. "Now what are we waiting for let's GO!"
"You heard the girl. To Kelso's van!" exclaimed Hyde as he stood up.
Five minutes later, Kelso is driving everyone else is in back
"so Maria how do you know Jackie?" Eric asked, trying to start up a conversation.
"Well, My mom is Jackie's cook and sometimes when her parents aren't around, Jackie will come over and help mom take care of me and the family. She's really great, for Christmas, she brings us lots and lots of presents. I know that you may not think so but Jackie is such a great person." Once again, Donna, Eric and Fez looked at Jackie in surprise. Hyde smiled, they really didn't know her like he did.
"Hyde you don't look surprised. Did you know about this?" Donna asked.
"Yeah, last Christmas I went with her and got to meet the family. They great, they got great pot."
"Ste-ven!" Jackie exclaimed, slapping his chest lightly. "Look don't tell anyone about this. If my parents find out, they'll fire Elsa and I WONT let that happen. Got it."
"Of course got it" Donna, Eric and Fez said at the same time, slightly stunned by this new side of Jackie.
"okay good sooo, Fez, Maria, you seem to be getting along."
"Oh yeah" Maria said. Suddenly, she grabbed Fez and kissed him. Before long the two were passionately making out. The others turned away uncomfortably. Luckily five minutes later they arrived at the concert.
"Man this place is packed. Ewww Steven, tell that guy to put his shirt back on. I don't want to see that." Jackie said, he just laughed and steered her away toward the rest of the group. The group of seven slowly made their way through the large crowd to the front row.
"Wow Donna these are awesome seats." Eric said.
"Yeah I cant wait for the concert to start. Led Zepplelin rocks." Jackie yelled as they reached their seats.
"Since when do you like Led?" Donna asked.
"Since a couple months ago. Steven and I had this argument about who was better, Zeppelin or ABBA. But since I hadn't really listened to Zeppelin he said I couldn't say ABBA was better, but since I wouldn't listen to them on my own, he tied me to a chair and made me listen to it for what was it?"
"Ten hours. Yeah that was a good day. You looked kinda hot tied to that chair too." Hyde chuckled when she slapped his arm.
"Anyway, now I love them. Led is sooo much better then ABBA. Oh my god it's starting."
Time passes
"That was so awesome. My job rocks." Donna said as they started to head toward the exit gate.
"He touched my hand, he touched my hand." Jackie said jumping up and down.
"We know Jackie. You've told us at least five times… and we saw it." Hyde said. "Go you. I think he winked at you."
"Where's Fez and Maria?" Jackie said, noticing that the couple had disappeared.
"Don't know. Don't worry I bet they're fine. Probably making out somewhere."
They continue toward the gate. Suddenly a group of drunken guys ran into them. One noticed Jackie and he slapped her ass.
"Well hello there babe you wanna go somewhere and get to know each other." He said grabbing her.
"Eww let me go you pig." Jackie said trying to pull away.
"Now that's not nice maybe I'll just have to punish you."
"Let her go." Hyde snapped vemonously.
"Get you own hottie this one's mi-," he was stopped by Hyde's fist. Jackie jumped into his arms, thanking him with kisses on the cheek.
"no she's mine" he said, pulling Jackie away.
"Jackie's yours?" Eric questioned.
"Uh…well she's not his…moron" He said, turning to glare at the guy that tried to feel his girl up. My girl…what the hell…Jackie's not mine…man I got to lay off the pot.
"Speaking of Morons, where's Kelso?" Eric said.
"Oh he ran off a while ago with some blonde. He'll be fine. Beside since he didn't want 'distract from his natural bulge' he gave his keys to Steven. Which I can tell you from experience, the keys would help him they're bigger." Jackie stated and Hyde chuckled beside her.
"Okay eww, but at least we can get home." Donna said, scrunching up her face in disgust. They continue their walk to the van. As they came in site of it, they noticed something was a little off.
"Is it just me or is the van rocking?" Hyde asked.
As they neared it, the rocking stopped. Suddenly the door opened and a half naked Fez jumped out.
"I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!" He yelled to the world.
"Neither am I," came Maria's voice from inside the van.
Jackie shrieked and hid her face in Hyde's chest.
"That's great man no put some pants on," he said, comforting Jackie.
