Crashed the Wedding by Busted-Ron/Hermione

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"Harry, turn left mate. Yea, right up there, see it? Gordon? Yea, yea, there, big brick house. Stop the car!" Ron's speech was almost incoherent with nervousness and adrenaline. He got out of the car and turned around to talk to Harry through the window, "Thanks mate, for everything." He smiled excited, slammed his hands on the window seal and took off running toward 516 Gordon Street. Toward Hermione.

Harry shook his head and laughed to himself. He laid back on the seat and tried to remember how he had gotten himself in this position in the first place. Ahhh yes, he's been the only one who believed Ron was crazy enough to do this...

Flashback

"Honestly Ron, it's over. Hermione's agreed to the wedding. She know's what she's doing. She wont disrespect her parents like that." For the one millionth time his family had tried to convince him that it was over between him and Hermione and for the one millionth time he flatly refused to believe it. Harry came up behind him and clapped his had on Ron's shoulder.

"I believe you mate. She loves you. Her dad though, you know his views on wizarding careers, doesn't believe their worth anything. He's trying to give his daughter the life he believes she deserves." Ron looked at him and grinned. While Harry had taken it as a thanks at the time, when Ron had burst into his room a few days later, dragging him out of bed at four in the morning to go on a cross country road trip, he knew he was in for one hell of a ride.

End of Flashback

And so after ten hours of driving, he sat in a car outside Hermione's parent's house. Expecting the worst but hoping for the best. He wondered how Ron was doing...

There were so many people there he was almost sorry to disappoint them all. He grinned, not really. He grabbed an arrangement of flowers to hide himself from Mrs. Granger and as he held them up to his face he saw a dainty ribbon zig-zagging through the flowers stating, 'Congratulations On Your Wedding Day: Mark Cobwobbler and Hermione Granger.'

"Cobwobbler? What the hell kind of name is that?" Ron thought out loud in a rather raised tone. A few heads turned, looking scandalized, but Ton kept walking, making his way through the maze of people. He finally found himself outside where the ceremony was taking place. He found luck was on his side as the first words he heard the minister say were, "Speak now of forever hold your peace." It was almost ironic.

Trying to keep himself from laughing he spoke up from almost the middle of the aisle, "I do. I have a reason." Everyone looking at him once again. The look on Hermione's father's face was priceless and Ron actually started laughing.

"Son, what is your reason?" The minister asked, looking as though this was just a waste of time, a silly prank.

Ron sobered up rather quickly and said, "I'm in love with the bride and wish to marry her myself." While he was incredibly nervous, his voice showed no sign, it was the truth. A sob came from Hermione and his eyes jerked away from the ministers and on to hers.

She had turned to face him, beautiful even with tears falling freely down her face and on to her white dress. White, for a reason he could only see himself ridding her of. He could bare the thought of that 'Cobwobbler's' hand on her. Before he could comprehend what was happening, Hermione had shoved her bouquet at her cousin, flipped her heals off and was running toward him. She was beaming from ear to ear as she grabbed his hand and began to run with him. Laughing, the knocked quite a few people over running back through the house, but it seemed as though Hermione didn't care. Ron could only hope Harry would be ready when they got outside...

Harry looked up from his resting position and saw Hermione pulling Ron down the slope in front of her house. He immediately started laughing and started the car. They ran around to the passenger side of the car and Ron helped Hermione into the back seat, her dress taking up the entire thing so he couldn't climb in beside her. He put himself in the front seat and with a since of urgency and pure happiness said to Harry "Go! Go!" Harry took off rather fast and Hermione was pushed back into her seat, she laughed and Harry said, as a kind of after thought, "Hello Hermione." She laughed harder and replied "Hi Harry!"

He watched in the rearview mirror as Hermione waved at her parents, who were standing on the curb, out of the back window. She turned around and leaned into the middle console to kiss Ton. It was long and passionate, Harry was glad he had the road to concentrate on. When the finally came up for air Hermione giggled and said "Thank's guys, that was a close one." she let her head fall down onto the hard plastic of the console, she sighed, shook her head and muttered something that sounded distinctly like 'Cobwobbler?'

They drove for about three hours before pulling into a hotel for the night. After all, it had been a long day. Ron got out and popped the trunk, 'he must have really thought this out' Harry thought as Ron pulled out a bad that he could only assume had close for Hermione to change into in it. It was a good thing she and Ginny were about the same size. As he thought of Ginny he smiled, he would send her an owl when he got to his room. Ron and Hermione had inspired him.

When they had paid for their rooms he walked calmly back to his while Ron picked Hermione up bridal style and ran off to their room. 'Well, she is wearing the dress.' Harry thought, and let himself in his room.

Hermione found her self laughing uncontrollably again as Ron ran with her. When he put her down inside the room, she turned, kissed him soundly on the mouth, then grabbed the bad and headed for the bathroom. When she closed the door she leaned against it and closed her eyes. Biting her lip she tried not to smile too much. She'd been laughing and giggling since they had left her parents house.

She knew she should at least feel a bit guilty for running out like that but she couldn't bring herself to feel it. All she could feel was the extreme happiness she felt the moment she heard Ron's voice in that aisle. She let herself grin broadly. She looked down at her left hand the ring that consumed it. It was dreadful. Entirely too large, gold with an enormous square, purple stone. Who in their right mind would pick this monstrosity for an engagement ring? She'd asked herself that question many times since her father had made her wear it.

Without her knowledge or consent he's arranged a marriage. At 22, Mark Cobwobbler was one of the youngest dentists in the practice. Her father had met him at a convention and liked him. Much more than he had ever liked Ron. She'd tried to explain to him many times that while Auror training took a few years, it was one of the most prestigious jobs in the wizarding world. But he wouldn't hear of it. Her father knew she would never deliberately disobey him. And she didn't. She was shocked and angry, but agreed none the less. If only to make her father happy. Even though her heart belonged to someone else. But that was all over now. She was back with Ron. She smiled again and pulled the ring off her finger. Throwing it in the toilet, she flushed it and continued changing.

When she'd finally got the dress off and was comfortable in one of Ron's shirts she stepped out into the bedroom to find Ron asleep on the bed. Being quite tired herself she just crawled into the bed beside him and fell asleep.

What felt like mere minutes later. They were awakened by a pecking at the window. It was Pigwedgion. Ron rolled himself out of bed and opened the window. Pig swooped in, dropped a single scarlet envelope on the chair and flew back out again. Ron picked up the letter and sat on the bed pinching the bridge of his nose. "Is she seriously sending me a howler at," he looked at the clock on the bedside table, "5:45 in the morning?" He looked at Hermione, she shrugged her shoulders, he did too and then decided to just get it over with. When he opened it though, he was quite surprised. They heard a sniffle and then his mother's voice rang throughout the room.

"Oh Ron, Ginny's just told us. I was wondering where you and Harry thought you were going off to so early yesterday morning. I'm just so proud. Standing up for your love like that when everyone, even your family was telling you it was over," they heard her blow her nose and giggled a bit, she continued on, "So proud. Hermione darling, I know you're there beside Ron as always. Welcome to the family sweetheart, and come home as soon as you can. We've so much to talk about." And as the letter tore itself up they could hear Molly completely lose it.

Ron chuckled and turned to pin Hermione to the bed. "It seems she's glad I crashed you wedding." He said as he buried his head in her shoulder, kissing her collar bone.

She laughed, relieved. "So am I Ron." She ran her hands through his hair and he looked up at her. "She welcomed me to the family. What does that mean. You stopped my wedding, we didn't get married." She said to him, confused. He shook his head at her and kissed her forehead.

"I do have a ring Hermione. I meant what I said, I do plan to marry you. And as soon as possible. My dad can do it when we get home." she cocked her head to the side, "Yes Hermione, home. I want you to be with me. Will you?" He looked almost worried.

"Well, I do have the dress." he laughed out loud and kissed her, so happy. He pulled away and for some reason only one thought came to either of their minds and the said it at the same time. "Cobwobbler??"

The End

And for those of you who don't know the song here are the lyrics:

I'm so rushed off my feet, (oh-oh)
Looking for Gorden street,
So much I need to say,
I'm sorry that its on her wedding day...
Coz she's so right for me, (oh-oh)Her daddy disagrees,
He's always hated me,
Coz I never got, a j-o-b...

CHORUS:

Coz she's mine,
And I'm glad I crashed the wedding,
Its better than regretting,
I could have been a loser kid
And ran away and hid
But it's the best thing I ever did.
Coz its true love that lasts forever
And now we're back together
As if he never met her
So looking back,
I'm glad i crashed the wedding...

The neighbours spread the word (damn),
My mom cried when she heard,
I stole my girl away,
From everybody gathered there that day.

CHORUS:

And, just in time,
And I'm glad i crashed the wedding,
Its better than regretting,
I could have been a loser kid
And ran away and hid
I said I'd do it and I did.
Coz its true love that lasts forever
And now we're back together
As if he never met her
So looking back,
I'm glad i crashed the wedding...

So please stop being
Mad at me for taking her away, coz
Anyway she didn't want to stay.
So please believe me when I say

She's glad I crashed the wedding
Its better than regretting...
The ring she got was lame
She couldn't take the pain,
She didn't want a silly second nameCoz true love lasts forever,
And now we're back together
You might as well forget her,
And walk away

She's glad I crashed the wedding...
It's better than regretting... (it's better than regretting)
The ring she got was lame
She couldn't take the pain,
She didn't want a silly second name (no no no no)
Coz true love lasts forever, (true love lasts)
And now we're back together
You might as well forget her
And walk away
She's glad I crashed the wedding...

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