I'm glad people liked 'The One with the Whipped Cream' and cause I'm nice, here's another. It's up to you whether the storied are connected or not.

"Right Matt a word please."

"scar"

"Hmmm OK"

I apologize for the OOCness

Disclaimer: With this dictionary I could get lots of interesting words that mean I don't own something but as I can't be arsed I'll just stick with the old fashioned Doctor Who aint mine...sadly.

The One where the Doctor has a scar

Mickey Smith glared suspiciously at the other person, or rather alien, sitting in his flat. Here he'd been about to watch the game when the bloody TARDIS had materialized right in front of his TV set .

What followed was a brief conversation between the Doctor and Rose about the Doctor not getting coordinates right, blah blah blah, Mickey hadn't been interested.

Rose had given him a warm 'Hey Mickey, how are you? I'm just going to the shops.' before leaving the flat.

At that point the Doctor had seen fit to move the TARDIS out of the living room, however the flight coordinating exothermic wotsit had broken meaning that, though he could watch the game, if Mickey wanted to get to the toilet he would have to use the bathroom on board the TARDIS.

"So anyway there we were with this great big fire breathing, poison spitting Pigathant demanding that either we both become his love slaves, which I tell you would have been a most painful and degrading experience, when he suddenly just exploded, poof, just like that, Got goo all over us, very nasty. Dunno what caused it to explode however I reckon it was something to do with-

"Doctor," Mickey interrupted, "Man U's playin' Chelsea."

The Doctor looked at the TV, "But it's so boring." He moaned.

Mickey rolled his eyes, "Well I'm sure you have something better to do on the TARDIS."

"Can't fix the flight coordinating exothermic conductor super device without Vitamin C and as your kitchen contains nothing with Vitamin C in it I'll just have to wait for Rose to come back with the shopping."

"Bit sexist aint it, makin' Rose do the shopping?"

The Doctor looked embarrassed for a moment, "Yeah well, I normally would do it with her, but well, it's sort of."

"Sort of what, too domestic for you?"

"Yes, I mean no, it's just, the last time we went shopping there was an incident."

Mickey raised his eyebrows, "Incident."

"Trust me Mickey boy, what you don't know can't hurt you."

"Riiiight." Mickey said, before turning back to the game.

He managed to get five minutes of silence before the Doctor spoke again, "Where'd you get that?"

"What?"

"That," he pointed to Mickey's arm.

"What!"

The Doctor jumped off his seat, walked over, successfully blocked the TV for the second time that day, and tapped Mickey's arm with the sonic screwdriver, "That scar."

"Oh that," Mickey looked down at the long, thin, white scar on his right arm, he shrugged, "Accident at work." He then smiled, "Of course don't tell Rose that, I have this big story see."

"What makes you think Rose would be interested?" The Doctor asked politely.

He grinned, "Chicks dig scars and stuff like that."

"Ah I see, I'll make a note of that."

Mickey looked at the Doctor, "Why, you got some scars?"

The Doctor looked thoughtful, "Hmmm not since I regenerated no, but I'm likely to acquire a few at some point. Any scars I get though, they eventually fade away, superior body chemistry and all that."

It was then that Mickey noticed something about the Doctor that the latter obviously hadn't, "You 'ave got a scar."

"I what?" The Doctor asked, puzzled.

"A scar, on your neck, Where'd you get that."

"The Doctor suddenly looked uneasy, and he started tugging at his ear, "Ah I was hoping you wouldn't notice that, in fact I didn't think you would, guess your more perceptive than I give you credit for."

"Where'd you get it, Slitheen."

"Heh heh, eh no. However I did receive a rather nasty scratch once from one of those."

"Well. What gave you the one on your neck?" The more Mickey looked at it, the more the little mark looked like a hickey, where the hell would the Doctor get one of those?

"Well it was sorta, Rose."

I wasn't so pleased with this one, oh well, let me know what you think.

I'm hoping the right word will come up as I have an idea for that supermarket incident...

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