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"Word please."
"Um, postprandial..."
"And that means?"
"Eh it's something you do after a meal, especially dinner."
"Ahhh, heh heh, got one..."
Alright this is my first attempt ever at writing nine so be nice :) From that I'm sure you can guess this one contains... dum dum dum...JACK!
The One with the Postprandial Activity
Jack was quite happy to ignore his dinner and stare, for much longer than was considered decent or normal, at the beautiful female waitresses in the alien restaurant. They all had such sweet, innocent faces and, more importantly, large breasts.
At that point one of the male waiters walked over with a tray containing the extra drinks that Jack, the Doctor and Rose had ordered. Jack raised his eyebrows and winked at the man, who promptly averted his gaze to the Doctor and Rose instead. The man then put down the tray and left.
"Bad luck Jack, he was kinda cute."
"Oi!" The Doctor exclaimed.
Rose smiled sweetly at the Doctor, "Not jealous are we?"
Jack waved his fork at them, "Are you sure there's nothing going on between the two of you?"
Their expressions were identical pictures of complete innocence, "Of course not." They said simultaneously.
They then went back to their meal, both of them with rather suspicious smiles on their faces.
Jack nodded slowly, not quite sure whether or not to believe them."
"And," the Doctor added, "If you so much suggest there is I will personally show you use 8765 of the sonic screwdriver."
"I'm guessing it isn't a-"
"No, it will make you lets say, inefficient"
Whether or not the Doctor was breaking his no hanky panky in the TARDIS rule, Jack decided to ignore it, or at least try to.
They finished their meal, Jack charmed the head waiter so much they didn't have to pay, and headed back to the TARDIS.
"So anyone fancy a drink?" Jack asked.
The Doctor and Rose looked at each other.
"No thanks." The Doctor said.
"Yeah I'm just gonna go to bed. Night boys!" With that Rose disappeared of into the TARDIS, annoying really, Jack thought, he still hadn't worked out where her bedroom was.
"Are you sure?" He asked the Doctor again.
"Yes Jack I'm sure, you see I have something rather important to do."
"Which is."
"As much as I'm sure that your an expert I don't need your help so, I won't bother you with an explanation."
"Funny really, you always have something important to do in the evening."
"It's a postprandial activity."
"Oh really," Jack was interested now, "You know there aren't many things one does after dinner."
"That isn't true there are plenty, you just choose to ignore the majority of them."
Jack grinned, "Yes but dancing is by far the most fun you can have after dinner."
A grin appeared on the Doctor's face, but it was the sort of grin that was blink and miss it. It was there for a second before the Doctor went to back to his normal, surly disposition.
"You would say that, now I'm off, goodnight." The Doctor turned to leave.
Jack had a sudden idea, "Hey where's my goodnight kiss?"
"Go to bed." Was the reply.
Jack shrugged, he would go to bed now. Tomorrow he would see about rigging the TARDIS up with video cameras.
Sorry it's so short, but I have another one ready to be posted :) So I'll try and put that up in an hour. Right I'm off to revise for my Chem. Prelim. Revision- (the most boring postprandial activity on Earth)
As soon as the right word comes up, this mini story will be getting a sequel.