"Word."
"Oh look, a good one that I understand."
"And."
"EXPLOSION!"
"Oh yes...perfect"
The One were I put it up later than I said I would. Yeah sorry bout that, I had Chem. Revision to do.
Disclaimer: If I owned it I wouldn't of had to revise so hard for my chemistry exam.
The One with the Glass Explosion
or
The One with the Supermarket Incident
The Doctor eyed the marmalade jar warily, after what seemed ages he tapped it with the sonic screwdriver, "You know here it says original marmalade?"
"Yes," Rose muttered while putting jam into the trolley, "Now do you want it or not cause, Mr-I-Don't-Do-Domestic, we've been taking ages in this shop."
"Yeah sure", the Doctor put it in the trolley, "It's just it can't be the original marmalade, for it to be the original marmalade, someone would have had to of cloned it, acquired a time machine and then put the marmalade jars in this shop."
Rose shook her head, "You're talking nonsense you do realize that?"
"Sorry."
Rose checked the list, "We've still got to get milk, eggs, chicken, Frosties...god the Frosties kid is so annoying, chocolate, condoms, edible ball bearings...Doctor are you intending to eat them straight out the packet?"
"Maybe."
"Oh and bananas."
"Oh joy."
"I thought you liked bananas?"
"From the banana growths yes."
What's the difference?"
"I'm in a supermarket."
"Fair enough. Right! Come on then." She pulled him away from the marmalade before he could cause any trouble.
An hour, and several circuits round the shop so the Doctor could nick all the freebies, later, they had everything they needed. It was verging on ridiculously late and the shop was just about empty. The Doctor had reverted to bounce-impatiently-on-the-balls-of-my-feet-mode while they went to a till to pay. The till was empty save for the checkout lady, a mother and her young son.
Rose smiled at him, the poor Doctor, she thought, standing in a supermarket. Of course this wasn't the first time they had had to do a shop but it was the first time it had taken two hours.
"Oi Doctor, give me a hand unloading this stuff will you?"
He sighed loudly muttering something about Timelord slave labour.
While putting the items on the till he started to ramble about the Online Hypermarkets on Frastious Prime Five. This earned him an odd look from the mother in front of them.
"-and furthermore while you humans spend hours with your queues the Frastion Hypermarkets have a system where you type in the codes for the items you want, then enter your pin. Within five minutes Frastion time, that's thirty Earth seconds by the way, the items will have been teleported to your trolley, which can be set up anywhere in the house. Then that's you, shopping done. None of this car park, isle and till nonsense. Not to mention the awful sanitation, your putting your fresh fruit down on the same surface as raw meat. Raw meat can give you awful..."
The mother in front of them took her son by the hand and pulled him from the shop, obviously she had had enough of the crazy person behind her. Rose had turned her pack it in glare up to ten. He eventually noticed.
The Doctor grinned, "Eh, sorry."
Rose rolled her eyes, smiling. She went back to unloading the trolley.
"Doctor can you go and find another tin of soup, this ones all bashed?" She handed him the tin.
"Oh don't worry I can fix that!" He said brightly, he pulled out the sonic screwdriver, "Now lets see, which one was it", he twiddled the settings. "I think this was it!" He pressed the button.
There was an earsplitting crash as every single glass object, including the jars of original marmalade, exploded in what Rose could only call, as she ducked behind the till, a bloody big explosion.
She stood up slowly as the Doctor, eyes wide with surprise, handed her the can of soup.
The lady at the checkout fainted.
Oh well, Rose thought sarcastically, at least he fixed the tin.
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