bird narrator: squawk! recap!

Sandra laughs a little while Chrissy tries to comfort Naruto.

kakashi looked up from his book, smirked, then went back to reading while Sakura went to aid a grumpy Sasuke who didn't accept her help.

Sasuke pushed Sakura away and glared at Hiru then went back to the topic. "I asked a question.. Answer it…" he said.

Sandra rolled her eyes. " well why don't you find out yourself?"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow

"fight me"

hahahahahahah! want to find out what's next! I bet you do! well too bad! hahahahah! i dun feel like telling you!

Sasukefurever : bird narrator... just get on with the story...

Hahahahahahahaha!…. fine…

Squack! Oh just so you know we're gonna change POV's sometimes

Chapter 3; and it drags on … weeeeeeeehHHH

"what?"

"are you deaf? Fight me!" said Sandra smirking.

Sasuke glared at her "I'll beat you before you even get a chance to blink"

"oh really?" said Sandra in a yeah-right tone

"duh! He is only the bets ninja around of our age!" stated Sakura staring at Sandra as if she was crazy

"so? I'm one of the best officers and fighters for all the ages" stated Sandra smirking "I bet I can beat him faster than he could ever beat me"

"oh no! Sandra is not speaking English again!" said Hiru grinning

"sorry.. Umm.. I dun understand Sandra language" said Chrissy

Sandra glared at them "shut it! I'm still learning your language!"

Hiru smirked "dun worry Sandra, Chrissy still can't speak English.. And she is American!"

Now it was Sandra's turn to laugh and Chrissy to complain "hey!"

Sasuke got annoyed so he decided to end this little game or argument.. "will you guys stop fighting!"

Chrissy and Hiru shrugged while Sandra rolled her eyes.

"whatever.. You wanna fight.. Yes or no?" said Sandra looking up to Sasuke.. Man she felt short.. She was about and inch shorter than him

Sasuke smirked "you'll regret ever challenging me.."

Sandra smirked back "we'll see.. Just show me the way to where we are fighting"

Five minutes later the group was on a clearing in the forest

Sandra and Sasuke stood , a good distance between them.

"weapons or no weapons?" asked Sandra

"no weapons.." said Sasuke, Sandra nodded and threw her guns away "ready?" again she nodded "begin!"

Sandra's POV (point of view)

"Begin!"

I stood keeping an eye on Sasuke but also watching my surroundings….. Hmm… Sasuke charged at me… his speed is quicker than normal humans so I have to keep an eye on that..

He threw a punch I dodged it and kneed him in the stomach

Poof!

It's a clone thing! Where is he? Left? Right? Behind? Where?

"how about below you." I quickly jumped out of the way as he tried to grabbed me. I see.. He jumped out of the ground and charged at me again. He tried to punch me with his right again this time I blocked it with my right arm and then tried to punch him with the left, he dodge it by leaning out of the way, he tried to kicked me but I jumped backwards creating a gap between us, I tried to move but my foot didn't move

I looked down.. Shit! I can't move!.. I saw a thin strand from him to my feet. I glared " I though you said no weapons!"

" I did.. This is chakra.. It' not a weapon.. It's like energy.. We are able to mold it." explained Sasuke

I couldn't help but to think that is pretty cool.. Except for the part that says I'M TRAPPED! Wait.. I can't move my legs only… so…I never though I would be grateful to have seen Orochimaru do his jutsus.. Hahah.. I randomly did some sign and Sasuke seemed pretty shocked.. Haha.. If only he knew I had no idea what I was doing.. Hahah…I noticed kakashi was surprised too…. Hmm… Sasuke backed off a little.. That's it! I jumped out his hold.. He seemed surprise.

"yeah.. I was faking whatever I was doing.. You know… just for the record.. Hahaha…" I said. Sasuke regained his postures and glared at me.. I charged at him, I threw him a punch with my left hand, he grabbed it and tried twisting it. I grunted and kicked him away. Again he tried punching me, I quickly ducked, while ducking I swiped my foot, he jumped, rapidly while he was still In the air I changed the arm supporting me and used my other leg to kick him up. I stood up as he landed on the ground on his back.

"Sasuke-kun!" I heard Sakura scream.. I rolled my eyes. 'Mary-sue..' I though

Sasuke stood up and coughed up some blood

I smirk.. Man… I have this sick fascination with blades you see.. And when I see blood it reminds me of daggers.. Hahah weird I know…

Yawn! "I'm bored" I said

End of Sandra's POV.

"I'm bored" said Sandra simply

"you're always bored!" said Chrissy

Sandra shrugged.

Sasuke glared at her "what? But we haven't finished"

"no.. but I'm bored.. And when I'm bored I sleep.." Sandra plops down on the grass.

Naruto groaned "man.. She sounds sorta like shikamaru" he stated

Sakura nodded. "yeah.. Creepy.."

"OK IT'S MY TURN I WANNA FIGHT CHRISSY!" shouted Naruto almost jumping up and down

Hiru laughed "you wanna fight the daughter of army dad? Haha.. Yo stand no chance.."

Sandra laughed "she is better than me… so she will kick your ass any way" said Sandra eyes closed

"no she wont! I'll beat her! You'll see!" said Naruto

Chrissy raised an eyebrow. "no you wont!" sticks out her tongue at him and grins.

"I will!" said Naruto

Kakashi sighted "we don't have time.. We already broke the rules by letting them stay with out the hokage knowing" he said coolly

"aww.. But kakashi-sensei!" whined Naruto

"sorry Naruto but there just isn't any time" he said not looking up from his book. "let's go…" he started walking and was followed the group.. Well.. Most of it..

Chrissy kicked Sandra " oi.. C'mon.. move.."

"nah.. I'm too lazy to get up…" yawn "I dun wanna go now.."

Chrissy frowned "fine! " she grabbed Sandra's foot and dragged her along.

Sandra quickly took her foot back and pulled her shirt down "dude! Now only you gave me grass burn but my shirt got pulled up!" shouted Sandra glaring

Chrissy glared back "then get off your butt!" she threatened

"fine...fine.. Just dun pull me again.." Sandra said standing up

They catch up with the group

Chrissy started at all the sites…trees… children…. No cans.. "wow! This place is so cool!" she jumped around until…

SMACK!

She bumped right into a really scary looking guy. "ahh! I'm sorry!" she looked up and the blood from her head drained leaving her pale.

"watch it.." he said emotionless and walked away

Hiru helped Chrissy up "that was weird.. Man that guy was rude.." she said

They continued walking and Chrissy eventually got bored and started thinking (wow.. There's an accomplishment lol joking)

"hmm… Sasuke eating a hamster… what a sight.." she though out loud

Sasuke and everyone stared at her

"oh.. Did that came out of my mouth? Uhm…" Chrissy said

Stare..

"hm… hamster.."

Everyone sweat dropped

"hey.. What do you expect from a 50 crazy, 40 weird and 10 genius person?" Sandra asked shrugging

"I'm 10 smart?" Chrissy scratched her head "awesome! Take that dumb people!" she did a weird jig

"ok.. 2 smart person…." Sandra said dragging Chrissy away from the crowd that had formed around her and started to throw coins. "and add 8 to weird.."

And they were on they're way back to the hokage's tower

Bird narrator: meanwhile..

Jimmy: (an evil ghost hamster) die! takes out gun and kills narrator bird muawhahaha now the story is over!

Bird narrator's ghost : nooooo!

The shocking conclucion of jimmy's and bird narrators fight next chapter! Oh.. And also chapter 4 of the story xD